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A Quiet Place makes no sense

In a world where if you make a sound you die. The main characters visit a waterfall since the noise of the water makes the creature unable to hear them, but those r-slurs never think of living near a waterfall?

What happens if one of them burps of farts in their sleep? Living near a waterfall would be perfect. You get fish to eat and fresh water to drink. And how the frick did the parents have s*x without making a sound? When I have s*x, there's always a clap or queef going on. And why would you risk having a baby in a world like that? If it were me, nothing but brown town.

Every character is a complete r-slur, and the kids are overly obnoxious. Especially the boy that keeps screaming like a 12 year old on xbox live. I ended up rooting for the alien monster to kill them all. I am sad that they didn't. 2/10

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When I have s*x

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Dead giveaway of fakery.

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Fake lawlz

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downmarseyd

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I despised that movie. Like there's 3 of the monsters in the area. I get they're super fast but if you're standing still throw a rock the other way. Let's leave the 6 year old kid in the rear when we walk back home. I like how the military couldn't figure out to use sound against the animals that hunt by it but Jim did. It's not a movie that holds up to any scrutiny at all if you remotely think about it. Way way overrated movie that was praised because Hollywood likes to circlejerky it's actors. Plus he stoled the idea from "the silence" which his brother in law starred in and was in preproduction for years and they wrote , made, and released "the quiet place" in like 6 months.

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Yeah, how did the military not notice the monsters didn't like noise when they bombed them and shit.

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Like I said it doesn't hold up at all if you remotely think about it. It's a terrible movie. The main storyline is like an episode of Full House. "Dad's mad at me" " you're my child I could never hate you".

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Also who is the brother in law? Is blunt related to the Tucci. I fricking love tucci

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Tucci is Blunts sister's husband. She introduced them because they became friends in like 2005. I'm a big filmstrag. I follow all the production and techniques etc.

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I unironically hate that movie. It's such garbage and has so many weird simps who refuse to acknowledge how garbage it is.

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It's touted as the smartest horror in years is what makes me sperg out about it. It's fricking stupid and poorly written.

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It's poorly written, it's poorly executed, it's poorly acted. The movie has no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

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smartest horror in years

Millennials killed the horror genre. What gets dropped today is not horror, but “psychological thriller”. Stuff like It Comes At Night or Vivarium where it’s never scary, always r-slurred pseudointellectual “it’s a METAPHOR broooo” nonsense, and generally overpraised trash.

At least the Hunt had blood.

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The writer/director of It comes at night admitted that the title had nothing to do with what the movie was about but chose it because it was "cool".

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I hate those movies so much. Birdbox comes to mind as another one.

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The most overrated "horror" movie besides a quiet place in recent years has to be Get Out. 1st it wasn't a horror movie at all and 2nd it would have been a far better 55 minute episode of the twilight zone. I guess execs saw the 2nd part and that was we they gave Peele complete control over the new series but darn those sure do suck.

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Imagine watching anything on Netflix 🤮

Read a book

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Pedoflix

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The l in your name is a capital i letter, go away fake lawlz

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whenever someone is clearly doing a troll post you will get one of the mods or just some jackass saying "LMAO THIS IS BAIT!! HA HA HA" like they are in on the joke.

imagine you are watching a movie and some butthole yells out spoilers. it ruins the total performance. just shut the frick up, like a good r-slur, and enjoy the show. dont be such an idiot and scream like you and the writers are on the same level because you are not. it is art.

i have literally seen countless posts where bait is ruined because some cute twink points out it is bait so they can feel internet savvy. i am actually very angry.

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Ah it still made me spergout about this movie and how stupid it is reallawlz or not.

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I never buy more than 4 rolls of TP at a time because i feel like if people see me carrying a giant pack they'll think to themselves, there goes that guy who's constantly pooping out his butt

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Keep yourself safe

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Lol

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