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A Quiet Place makes no sense

In a world where if you make a sound you die. The main characters visit a waterfall since the noise of the water makes the creature unable to hear them, but those r-slurs never think of living near a waterfall?

What happens if one of them burps of farts in their sleep? Living near a waterfall would be perfect. You get fish to eat and fresh water to drink. And how the frick did the parents have s*x without making a sound? When I have s*x, there's always a clap or queef going on. And why would you risk having a baby in a world like that? If it were me, nothing but brown town.

Every character is a complete r-slur, and the kids are overly obnoxious. Especially the boy that keeps screaming like a 12 year old on xbox live. I ended up rooting for the alien monster to kill them all. I am sad that they didn't. 2/10

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I unironically hate that movie. It's such garbage and has so many weird simps who refuse to acknowledge how garbage it is.

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It's touted as the smartest horror in years is what makes me sperg out about it. It's fricking stupid and poorly written.

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It's poorly written, it's poorly executed, it's poorly acted. The movie has no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

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smartest horror in years

Millennials killed the horror genre. What gets dropped today is not horror, but โ€œpsychological thrillerโ€. Stuff like It Comes At Night or Vivarium where itโ€™s never scary, always r-slurred pseudointellectual โ€œitโ€™s a METAPHOR brooooโ€ nonsense, and generally overpraised trash.

At least the Hunt had blood.

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The writer/director of It comes at night admitted that the title had nothing to do with what the movie was about but chose it because it was "cool".

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I hate those movies so much. Birdbox comes to mind as another one.

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The most overrated "horror" movie besides a quiet place in recent years has to be Get Out. 1st it wasn't a horror movie at all and 2nd it would have been a far better 55 minute episode of the twilight zone. I guess execs saw the 2nd part and that was we they gave Peele complete control over the new series but darn those sure do suck.

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