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Been on the longest gussy streak in my entire life holy shit

Idk what changed but I’ve been just on an absolute tear. My game is at an all time high. I’ve been sleeping with women like it’s going out of style. I never was an incel as I lost my virginity at 16 to some thot but I was on a dry streak for a bit after breaking up with a girl I dated for 9 years. Idk what it is I think these girls can sense that I’m internet famous or something. I told one that I’m a Reddit moderator (worded it as I have meme pages with 100k+ followers lol) and she literally was dripping. I even told another girl about the Etika NFT scandal and she ended up giving me suction that night. I’m really drunk right now so I’m just gonna say what I want because why not lmao anyways I hope you incels are keeping yourselves safe. I’ll think of you next time I’m balls deep in some girl

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I dated for 9 years

What the first 8 years without accepting marriage wasn't a clue?

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Lol bro I didn’t want that marriage shit especially with a girl who was more into Jesus than me

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This neighbor is gay

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She's cute and skinny. Well done king :marseythumbsup:

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Literal pizza looking face

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She has small boobs and I bet she spoke funny (e.g. with a lisp). Glad you're happier without her

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Is that you ?

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Obviously

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You not white ? :marseygasp:

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Lol. Google thinks you people are indian

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Lol don’t be googling that shit weirdo

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She looks like she would be taller than you.

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If real you're actually a jerk

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I’ve been called worse

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Prove that isn't a man.

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well duh, he thinks of us when he's balls deep

only reason I'm not contacting the straggot control group rn

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Find God

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