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Been on the longest gussy streak in my entire life holy shit

Idk what changed but I’ve been just on an absolute tear. My game is at an all time high. I’ve been sleeping with women like it’s going out of style. I never was an incel as I lost my virginity at 16 to some thot but I was on a dry streak for a bit after breaking up with a girl I dated for 9 years. Idk what it is I think these girls can sense that I’m internet famous or something. I told one that I’m a Reddit moderator (worded it as I have meme pages with 100k+ followers lol) and she literally was dripping. I even told another girl about the Etika NFT scandal and she ended up giving me suction that night. I’m really drunk right now so I’m just gonna say what I want because why not lmao anyways I hope you incels are keeping yourselves safe. I’ll think of you next time I’m balls deep in some girl

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I told one that I’m a Reddit moderator (worded it as I have meme pages with 100k+ followers lol) and she literally was dripping.

come on

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It worked lol

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are these foids actually hot or are we talking about bottom of the barrel shit?

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Very hot have you ever seen colombian women?

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darn okay, nice job man!

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He’s literally paying them but still, hes an American flexing on third worlders :marseyking:

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Nah I also smashed girls I didn’t pay

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Heck yeah dude

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paying for gussy

:#marseyfeminist:

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It really doesn't matter what part of the barrel you draw them from. Femoids, unlike crude oil, are a completely fungible resource.

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South American hookers are good at pretending to be interested until you pass out and they steal your wallet

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Imagine have to feign interest in the sweaty little Italian guy who's had 5 vodka crans in a row at Dave&Busters because you know he only pays you once he comes

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You spend a lot of time telling rdrama you're having s*x for somebody having s*x


:#marseyklennycross:

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:marseyagree:

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I’ll think of you next time I’m balls deep in some girl

Good, that's how it starts :marseyhomofascist:

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I dated for 9 years

What the first 8 years without accepting marriage wasn't a clue?

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Lol bro I didn’t want that marriage shit especially with a girl who was more into Jesus than me

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This neighbor is gay

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well duh, he thinks of us when he's balls deep

only reason I'm not contacting the straggot control group rn

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Find God

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You use the word incel way more than I do, I think there must be some hidden message and symbolism in it :marseythinkorino:

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Perhaps I should call you guys rdramacels instead?

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dramacels is sufficient, the specificity of the "r" at the beginning doesn't add enough information when we all have context anyway, and the extra syllable feels like a whole extra word is added.

"are drama cels" vs "*dramacels", you can see the latter one just flows

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What in God's name is this disgusting straggotry? :marseyyikes: @August, do something about this, or I will. :marseybackstab:

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Thanks for the report king. 100 DC has been transfered to your account. :marseyhomofascist: Unfortunately LLM is exempt from punishment because he sent a bussy pic, otherwise I would love to grass him.

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because he sent a bussy pic

Doubt.

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You should bang frozen and watch all the simps on here have a meltdown.


Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp

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Most simps seem to have moved on to TED, but Frozen’s meltdown if LLM pumped and dumped her would still be entertaining.

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Everyone moved to Carp

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Imagine what dat mouf do

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Someone link the vid, we all know the one

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she's so cute :platycheer:

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TED is certifiably insane, so you just know she fricks good.


Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp

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i do 🥰

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She claims to be skinny with big ones too :marseybooba: :marseytedsimp:

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28dd my man! not huge but for someone my size…

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:#marseybooba:

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thank you chiobu :marseypat:

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If only you knew

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umm what do YOU know???

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im rdrama’s new ethot. life is good (bad)

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Yet you have yet to post your peepee here. Curious

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Not nearly rock bottom yet, don't you worry

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i think i hit rock bottom last week or so tbh

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Please, LLM. No more straggot posting.

:#marseysob:

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:marseycatgirl2: :marseycatgirl3: :marseycatgirl:

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should be a half naked guy marsey

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"Was never an incel" says man that randomly, unprovoked, declares he was never an incel.

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Please keep yourself safe pizza

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do they know you post on a transbian internet forum

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I told one that I’m a Reddit moderator (worded it as I have meme pages with 100k+ followers lol) and she literally was dripping.

I even told another girl about the Etika NFT scandal and she ended up giving me suction that night. I

LLM I normally wouldn't ball break you, but anyone who actually does get any, doesn't talk about.

How many of them are single moms?

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riley reid come back for u bud?

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Wait is that him in that sidebar pic? Been meaning to ask for the story on that one

Nvm finally saw the context back in the motherland 😹 🤣 😹

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Still waiting

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My game is at an all time high.

>Pays for hookers.

:marseythinkorino:

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why can LLM make post after post about getting gussy but i mention getting railed ONCE and suddenly I’M the whore?? okay

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ONCE

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it all started after the FIRST time, never said i didn’t continue

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Sounds like they were right to me!

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fine i’m a whore. i’ll be proud of it

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I'll look forward to seeing your posts on /r/sexworkersonly!

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NO i get peepee for FREE

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She does it for FREE.

:marseylaugh:

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FOR FREE!

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Everyone likes an underdog story

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dudes rock

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facts :marseynut:

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YOU PAY FOR IT MY N1GGA!!!!

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Plot twist: his partners are all @transgirltradwife

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Fake and straight

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Good for you buddy, keep it up.

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I thought we had a genuine connection, and you have just been man whoring???

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No two ways about it, having s*x with women is morally wrong and a personal failing

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Women aren't real but if they were, do not let them steal your precious body fluids.

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In a post about fricking women, you've managed to make the gayest possible post on rdrama right now. Well done.

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Manlet

Being tall enough for the Guss in the first place.

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I am very envious and admire you.

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!wordle

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Whoring yourself out is not a W

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study the history of lawlzposts more. https://old.reddit.com/user/masterlawlz. this isn't even pathetic, it's just average mayo nonsense.

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S*x with s*x workers is not an achievement to brag about if you're paying them. It's about as impressive as a waitress bringing you food, or an accountant doing your taxes.

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I’ll think of you next time I’m balls deep in some girl

Thx bb you too

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You disgusting worms, I can read in TWELVE DIFFERENT LANGUAGES. I have a MA in English and a doctorate in Education...

... and EVEN I think that the "classics" are shit for modern kids.

You're not on my level, trust me. So take a MOTHERFRICKING SEAT & leave my people alone.

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