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Been on the longest gussy streak in my entire life holy shit

Idk what changed but I’ve been just on an absolute tear. My game is at an all time high. I’ve been sleeping with women like it’s going out of style. I never was an incel as I lost my virginity at 16 to some thot but I was on a dry streak for a bit after breaking up with a girl I dated for 9 years. Idk what it is I think these girls can sense that I’m internet famous or something. I told one that I’m a Reddit moderator (worded it as I have meme pages with 100k+ followers lol) and she literally was dripping. I even told another girl about the Etika NFT scandal and she ended up giving me suction that night. I’m really drunk right now so I’m just gonna say what I want because why not lmao anyways I hope you incels are keeping yourselves safe. I’ll think of you next time I’m balls deep in some girl

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I told one that I’m a Reddit moderator (worded it as I have meme pages with 100k+ followers lol) and she literally was dripping.

come on

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South American hookers are good at pretending to be interested until you pass out and they steal your wallet

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It worked lol

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are these foids actually hot or are we talking about bottom of the barrel shit?

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Very hot have you ever seen colombian women?

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darn okay, nice job man!

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He’s literally paying them but still, hes an American flexing on third worlders :marseyking:

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Nah I also smashed girls I didn’t pay

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Heck yeah dude

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paying for gussy

:#marseyfeminist:

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It really doesn't matter what part of the barrel you draw them from. Femoids, unlike crude oil, are a completely fungible resource.

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Imagine have to feign interest in the sweaty little Italian guy who's had 5 vodka crans in a row at Dave&Busters because you know he only pays you once he comes

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