Ayo, wassup wit ya all its ya boi, back with the the death of OKBR3. Before we get into it, I wanted to answer some FAQs because some people were genuinely confused about my last post.
1. Some people asked me what's OKBR (logo above) relation with its fellow subreddits. Well OKBR started due to some moderators on /r/bonehurtingjuice seeing a funny meme and deciding to make a subreddit based off this funny meme they saw on ifunny. Although OKBR's mods are friends/ know mods from other irony subs, and they do sometimes partner for events, they are not partnered (officially)
2. Some people asked me why is it called the death of OKBR if /r/okbuddyr-slur is still standing. It means a death of quality and fall from grace
3. Why did I take so long to release part 2 and part 3? Well because I'm lazy and I'm only doing OKBR3 part 3 because while I was typing this, the OKBR4 groomercord has died and the OKBR mods have completely given up on making anymore OKBR groomercords.
4. Didn't OKBR just steal from ifunny and bruhfunny ? Yes yes they did
Also here's the previous posts in case youre new and didn't see the first 2: part 1 - (https://rdrama.net/post/52861/effortpost-longpost-internet-history-how-one) part 2 - (https://rdrama.net/post/54014/effortpost-longpost-internet-history-how-one)
and yes, this will a WORDS WORDS WORDS, perhaps the longest of em all, so GET READY FOR OKBR3, THE DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!
The beginning of the end
Previously, Dkaih35, our hero, , has started a secret war against OKBR mods and jannies. Although he had server(s) under his control (Moe Lester's , G*mer's , and his server), and the fame, he didn't have the support or mass to initiate his secret revolt against jannies. In order to wage and win this covert war, he would need to turn the popular opinion against jannies , and then get them all to join one huge groomercord that would rival OKBR3. He would then get the J slurs to do a mass reformation and ban all the problematic jannies, mainly Dr. Penez. If they did not follow his request, every one of the popular users and a significant majority of the OKBR userbase would permanently flock to Dkaih's new server, thus killing OKBR 3 .
Our 3 heroes decide to form a special anti-facist group, consisting of many of the top ranking users, yo boi included . This special group would be dedicated to gathering super-secret information that could lead to the decline of the -slurs reputation. One man, use information he has requested for me to keep secret, managed to somehow get a bunch of screenshots of the OKBR janny team openly trash talking some gay italian dude whose named I forgot, so I'll refer to him as canoli. You see, Canoli, like the average user, was bullied by everyone for being IRL, so the only place that was open for him was groomercord, specifically the server where teenagers acted like r-slurred 5 year olds. OKBR3 was basically his life, and he was apparently super attention-seeking, so a bunch of people including Penez hated him. When Dkaih showed everyone on OKBR the screenshots, canoli got so that the j-slurs he once called his friends secretly hated him, he left the server and was even suicidal. His "death" resulted in an outstanding success to Dkaih: people were starting to hate the once-beloved Penez. It also resulted in some other popular users being paranoid that THEY were being trash talked. It was pretty much the irony groomercord watergate.
Our hero was not done yet with the janny team. After Penez, he set his eyes on Lemonade1947, the co-owner of OKBR.
You see Lemonade was a very bus(s)y man, he had no time for the OKBR3 groomercord and was only on it because he was forced to. He only spoke once a month, and when he did, it was practically the same as watching a blue moon (very rare)! Some users took notice of this, and decided it would be funny to ping him randomly. What they did not expect, however, was for Lemonade to groggily wake up from his nap to the sound of groomercord pings, and then permaban EVERYONE who pinged him, including 2 popular users. Our friend, Lemonade, has clearly never heard of Streisand effect , as this inspires Moe Lester to to call up for every user to simultaneously ping Lemonade at once. As if it couldn't get worse for our beloved janitor(s) , someone made a DISCOVERY. Why was Lemonade so busy? I'll give you the opportunity to guess before you see the answer.
- He was evading taxes from the guberment
- He was too busy fighting r*pe accusations IRL
- Dude bussy lmao
Put your guess at the bottom of this post!
Hint:
Yes, in true discrod fashion, our internet janny is revealed to be a S*X OFFENDER! learning from the time that he banned people for pinging him, Lemonade runs away from OKBR3, the people he banned get unbanned and our heroes score another goal against the NAZI mods.
THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN
Normally, I would tell you what happened in lead up to the events that are about to unfold, but some of its so BOOOOOORING and I forgot tons of it so here's the important stuff:
- Some longtime furry train mods got exposed for allowing other furries to post CUB PORN on the sole basis that the user who posted said porn had a DAVID FROM ANIMAL CROSSING HORIZONS PFP . More fuel to the J-slur drama
- Some jannies had mini-mods on their side who sucked their peepee constantly and were part of they army
- One mod, xzerobot, who was a target in Dkaih's crusade for being a vehement opponent against him, was apparently caught "grooming" kids. Even more fuel
- As if tensions couldnt get worse, mods started to allow for tons of gay porn, and started pinging the entire server randomly. In case you forgot, people on get when this happens. Jannies also began handing out HARSH punishments to popular users over small things. Dkaih used these 3 things to gather even more users to hate the J-slurs
Continued in my next post due to character limits . If you're wondering why this post seems incomplete this is why
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