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EFFORTPOST [EFFORTPOST] [LONGPOST] [INTERNET HISTORY] How one random comment on r/cringetopia managed to effectively kill r/okbuddyr-slur and create entire 10k strong groomercord communities and revolutions, on ACCIDENT! PART 3!

:marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: :marseyexcited: Ayo, wassup wit ya all :marseywave2: :marseybye: its ya boi, back with the the death of OKBR3. Before we get into it, I wanted to answer some FAQs because some people were genuinely confused about my last post.

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1. Some people :marseysheep: asked me what's OKBR (logo above) relation with its fellow :marseyfellowkids: subreddits. Well OKBR started due to some moderators on /r/bonehurtingjuice seeing a funny meme and deciding to make a subreddit based off this funny meme they saw on ifunny. Although OKBR's mods are friends/ know mods from other irony subs, and they do sometimes partner for events, they are not partnered (officially)

2. :marseyquestion: Some people asked me why is it called the death of OKBR if /r/okbuddyr-slur is still standing. It means a death :marseydead: of quality and fall from grace

3. Why did I take so long to release part 2 and part 3? Well because I'm lazy and I'm only doing OKBR3 part 3 because while I was typing this, the OKBR4 groomercord has died :marseyfloyd: and the OKBR mods have completely given up on making anymore OKBR groomercords.

4. Didn't OKBR just steal from ifunny and bruhfunny :marseyrobber: ? Yes yes they did

Also here's the previous posts in case youre new and didn't see the first 2: part 1 - (https://rdrama.net/post/52861/effortpost-longpost-internet-history-how-one) part 2 - (https://rdrama.net/post/54014/effortpost-longpost-internet-history-how-one)

and yes, this will a WORDS WORDS WORDS, perhaps the longest of em all, so GET READY FOR OKBR3, THE DEATH!!!!!!!!!!! :marsoyhype: :marsoyhype: :marsoyhype: :marsoyhype: :tayhyperdab: :tayhyperdab: :tayhyperdab: :tayhyperdab: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1684136023464076.webp :#marseypunished:

The beginning of the end

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841360238571935.webpDkaih35

Previously, Dkaih35, our hero, :marseycrusader:, has started a secret war against OKBR mods and jannies. Although he had :3: server(s) under his control (Moe Lester's :marseyyeezus: , G*mer's :marsoy: , and his server), and the fame, he didn't have the support or mass to initiate his secret revolt against jannies. In order to wage and win this :marseyglow: covert war, he would need to turn the popular opinion against jannies :marseyhitler: :marseyhitler2: :marseyjanny:, and then get them all to join one huge groomercord that would rival OKBR3. He would then get the J slurs to do a mass reformation :marseyluther: and ban all the problematic jannies, mainly Dr. Penez. If they did not follow his request, every one of the popular users :marseymiku: and a significant majority of the OKBR userbase would permanently flock to Dkaih's new server, thus killing OKBR 3 :marseydead: :marseykyle:.

/images/1649541218932032.webp Dr Penez

Our 3 heroes decide to form a special anti-facist group, :marseylibleft: consisting of many of the top ranking users, yo boi included :marseystars2:. This special group would be dedicated to gathering super-secret :marseyglow: information that could lead to the decline of the :marseyjanny2: -slurs reputation. One man, use information he has requested for me to keep secret, managed to :marseyspyglow: somehow get a bunch of screenshots of the OKBR janny team :marseyjanny: openly trash talking some gay :marseyfemboy: italian :marseyblackface: dude whose named I forgot, so I'll refer to him as canoli. You see, Canoli, like the average :marseygroomer: user, was bullied by everyone for being :marseyhomosupremacist: IRL, so the only place that was open for him was groomercord, specifically the server where teenagers acted like r-slurred 5 year olds. OKBR3 was basically his life, and he was apparently super attention-seeking, so :rdramajanny: a bunch of people including Penez hated him. When Dkaih showed everyone on OKBR the screenshots, canoli got so :marseywitchtriggered: :marseyraging: :marseycry: that the j-slurs he once called his friends secretly hated him, he left the server and was even suicidal. His "death" :marseyfloyd: resulted in an outstanding success to Dkaih: people were starting to hate the once-beloved Penez. It also resulted in some other popular users being paranoid that THEY :marseypearlclutch: were being trash talked. It was pretty much the irony groomercord :marseyspit: watergate.

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Our :marseycrusader: hero was not done yet with the janny team. After Penez, he set his eyes on Lemonade1947, the co-owner of OKBR.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841360241501145.webp Lemonade

You see Lemonade was a very bus(s)y :leseriousface: man, he had no time for the OKBR3 groomercord :marseygroomer2: and was only on it because he was forced to. He only spoke once a month, and when he did, it was practically the same as watching a blue moon (very rare)! Some users took notice of :marseynotes: this, and decided it would be funny to ping him randomly. What they did not expect, however, was for Lemonade to groggily :marseywitchtriggered: wake up from his nap to the sound of :5: groomercord pings, and then permaban :marseyban: EVERYONE :marseyohno: who pinged him, including 2 popular users. Our friend, Lemonade, has clearly never heard of Streisand effect :marseynietzsche:, as this inspires Moe Lester to :marseyyeezus: to call up for every user :marseyarmy: to simultaneously ping Lemonade at once. As if it couldn't get worse for our beloved janitor(s) :marseyjanny:, someone made a :spit: :marseyspit: DISCOVERY. Why was Lemonade so busy? I'll give you the opportunity to guess before you see the answer.

  • He was evading taxes from the :marseybong: guberment
  • He was too busy fighting r*pe accusations IRL
  • Dude bussy lmao

Put your guess at the bottom of this post!

Hint: https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841360247301772.webp

Yes, in true :marseygroomer: discrod fashion, our internet janny :marseycarpautism: is revealed to be a S*X :marseypedo: OFFENDER! learning from the time that he banned people for pinging him, Lemonade :marseytrain: runs away from OKBR3, the people he banned get unbanned and our heroes score another goal against the NAZI :marseyhitler2: mods.

THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN

Normally, I would tell you what happened in lead up to the events that are about to unfold, but some of its so :marseywords: BOOOOOORING and I forgot :marseybrainlet: tons of it so here's the important stuff:

  • Some longtime furry :marseycatgirl: train mods got exposed for allowing other furries to :marseyfemboy: post CUB PORN :marseyyikes: :marseypuke: on the sole basis that the user who posted said porn had a DAVID FROM ANIMAL CROSSING HORIZONS PFP :bruh:. More fuel to the J-slur drama
  • Some jannies had mini-mods on their side who sucked their :marseycatgirljanny: peepee constantly and were part of they army
  • One mod, xzerobot, who was a target in Dkaih's crusade for being a vehement opponent against him, was apparently caught :marseyeggirl: "grooming" kids. Even more fuel

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841360250920749.webpXzerobot

  • As if tensions couldnt :marseyfine: get worse, mods started to allow for tons of gay porn, and started pinging the entire server randomly. In case you forgot, people on :marseygroomer: get :marseyoverseether: when this happens. Jannies also began handing out HARSH :marseyauthright: punishments to popular users over small things. Dkaih used these 3 things to gather even more users to hate the J-slurs :marseyjanny:

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Continued in my next post due to character limits :marsoyhype:. If you're wondering why this post seems incomplete this is why

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