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...he doesn't really have a social life, because of this thing... he spends almost all of his free time out there
that darn hole in the ground
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I keep coming back to this thread to skim the op and laugh at this image :(
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Same I need to go dig a hole
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Same
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Repinning this thread because I found this comment again
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Iβm gunna make the same comment I made then
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Ask not for whom The Hole is dug
It is dug for thee
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This is how the mines of moria got started. Fricking dwarves didn't even know why they were doing it, it was just in their nature. Depending on which age of middle earth this guy exists in, he might not even have a soul.
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Whats that? Do chores? Raise my kids? Go to work to feed my family? Sounds like thats asking me spend another hour in the hole.
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This is now the second highest upvoted comment of all time. It appears as #4 tho because two poll options got 257 and 267 votes and we run polls via invisible comments lol.
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wtf
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itβs a good shovel
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I just found this by searching for the most upsorened comments and it is a good meme nice work
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ok
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I found it again
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lol
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Hole btfo by hole
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We need /h/hole for all of our schizo excavation projects.
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/h/ole ole ole!
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The virgin fronthole vs the CHAD omnihole
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Of course Reddit suggests calling the cops on your SO.
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He's not even fricking doing anything lol. If the guy wants to spend his time digging holes so be it.
Better than socializing with foids.
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These fricking harpies Jesus Christ
"Oh he seems happy doing it but I'm sure it's bad for his mental health despite literally no sign of that"
"Do you know how DANGEROUS digging a hole is?!?!"
"He isn't paying enough ATTENTION TO ME!!"
These evil fricking whores... Just let the man dig his fricking tunnel and be glad he isn't some pasty g*mer. God I hope this man dumps this b-word, he's got a better hole now anyway.
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Wow, hes paying attention to one hole instead of another. I don't really see what all the commotion is about.
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I'm too dumb to dig a tunnel so he must be too
In all seriousness, this is a sign of meth addiction. Dude is probably on a ton of meth
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I fail to see the issue.
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By the sounds of it, it's no small hole. He could easily be seriously harmed or die since he's working alone.
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You an expert on holes now?
Why don't you let men be men, foid.
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I don't need to be an expert to realize digging a fricking cave has the risk of it collapsing on me. Not everyone needs to write a theses for obvious reasoning.
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If it collapses it collapses
If all coal miners were cucks like redditors the industrial revolution would never happen....
Wait would it have been good if all men were like redditors?
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All coal miners were cucks
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Can you just try and not be the biggest wet blanket on earth? Jesus "stop having fun digging holes im incapable of enioying things"
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Go dig a hole.
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I already did today, literally not even kidding, eat my butt
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You're still typing. I say you haven't dug enough.
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Thanks for identifying another bleeder
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They might come by and issue him a code violation. They have to make their money.
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You got a loicense?
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OY!
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Wouldn't be the cops though. It'd be an inspector working for the county.
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Must not fedpost.....
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A) cops donβt do that B) 95% of cops, moid and foid would think this was hysterical and defend the bf
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How do Redditors fricking do it? How do they look more r-slurred than a guy compulsibely digging holes all day?
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Because the hole guy actually seems to be having fun, while the redditors just sit in their dark room, staring at things that they get mad about.
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Ok yeah I know that but calling the cops is even more r-slurred than usual.
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What if he's black? Calling the cops would be a death sentence!
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Lol black people don't do work
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>insert quote about universe and stupidity here<
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I'm glad that I'm not one of those people
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Says the person who has never hand-dug a giant hole before.
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your mother, brockmanturneroverdrive.
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Thatβs not very nice.
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It actually makes me mald
I hate these people so fricking much. ""Adult"" hall monitors who want to call the irl jannies because they're so fricking inept at everything in their life, they want the nanny state to do it
Also, acab
fricking subhumans
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I haven't laughed so hard at a drama post in a while
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Digging a hole is actually an rDrama dogwhistle. So yes, calling the cops is 100% warranted.
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"my boyfriend has this thing he really enjoys doing, it even helps keep him in shape! how can i stop him from doing something he loves so he'll dedicate every waking moment to me? PLEASE, REDDIT! HELP!"
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We should start an rdrama social tunnel. It'd be super fun.
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You're talking about bussy aren't you
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Fricking statists.
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B-word is just jealous of this king's awesome underground lair.
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How many cool things have men given up on building because some nagging bleeder talked them out of it?
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#BLOCKBLEEDERS
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B-word, he's going to bury your car with you in it. This is a multi-month warning.
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I need the geolocation of this dude so I can join.
:#weneedaminermarsey:
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Noice, now eat my upvote and go suggest it in the emoji thread, so I may upvote you again and hopefully this gets implemented.
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If i start digging a tunnel, I'm aiming it towards that dudes tunnel, so we can double our sf
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If you make it through to his hole you two have to kiss.
Rules of holin'
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Autist Chad
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!blackjack500
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!blackjack500
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!blackjack100
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!blackjack100
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!blackjack150
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This bong also started digging a tunnel.
Maybe digging tunnels will be the new epidemic.
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You own the land all the way down don't just live on the top of it.
#tunnelmaxxed
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Most stable Chinese infrastructure
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I'd laugh but we're not doing much better in the US. We just had a condo collapse and kill 100 people, and a couple major bridges have collapsed in the past few years too. We're all fricked, maybe a hole is the safest place to be
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The one guy in Britain who will survive WW3.
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Ukraine is going to start a global slav insurgency using the weapons they get from America
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