Watching @carpathianflorist While He Sleeps Using #bigdata

My sweet summer child. You thankfully don't comment enough to be easy to ID. Though probably still in the Americas. Get out while you still can.

All the eurocels are out in full force today. Thank you for being a useful calibration data point since you are known to be D*tch (UTC+1 CET / UTC+2 CEST).

Also your signature makes me smile every time I see it, and I hope you never change it. It is a radiant beacon of joy in the grimdark present of drama.

This is perhaps one of the most healthy yet. You limit your posting predominantly to the evening, like a well-adjusted person. Also, Magyarország really ought to be +2/+3 from solar time, and your chart does look an hour off from the more western +1/+2 users. Though you could also just go to bed an hour earlier, but I'll pretend there's enough statistical power to made broad claims like that.

You should look at some of the other people in this thread. You look like a straight-laced alarm clock salaryman compared to these degenerates.

You didn't ask, but you shall receive.

Poor introspection, sweaty. Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers.

Wrong time zone for Elon. Also we know he doesn't sleep. Might be an impostor.

Babe, wake up! New Suprememe comment activity chart just dropped!

If you insist

All tips are accepted, though it is no cost necessary to you, comrade

We got another no sleeper! (sweet sine-wave looking thing tho. ur circadian rhythm would bop as a synthesizer preset)

You and @sardine both need help.

I think you might be active enough. It's close though—only just barely.

You and @DrTransmisia are both very responsible adults with your bedtimes.

Due to needing to ration my pageloads due to high demand, you only got your 450 most recent comments included. As you can see, though, you're still unmistakably in North America. Or a European NEET.

Wow, you are remarkably good at setting a bedtime for yourself.

You're a proud member of club 'wtf when do you sleep'! Alternatively, club amphetamines.

Yes.

GET https://rdrama.net/@user/comments?page=1&sort=new&t=all → regex submatch timestamp\('timestamp-[0-9]+','([0-9]+)'\)

No auth token, so I'm just regexing the HTML. It's so non-compliant you can't actually query the DOM, so thankfully timestamps are fairly unique in the markup. Best I can tell, the HTTP 429 rate-limiting isn't a problem if you sleep 2sec between requests and 30-60sec after 30 requests (hence 30*25 = 750 being the sample size so I don't have to deal with that). I strung a hundred sloppy lines of golang together to do the whole username ↦ chart pipeline, though my zozbot post a bit back was just babysitting CURL around the rate limit. Probably not fundamentally different than your approach.

For a Slav nationalist, you sure seem a couple hours west of where you ought to be (or ). If WW3 breaks out, remember that the west Euros will definitely put you in some sort of camp. Hide your Adidas tracksuits well in advance.

Healthy enough if you're in Western or Central Europe

After further investigation, I have determined that I am also Carp. We are all Carp. I are all Carp?

Looks like the Americans are all waking up. Your plot is utterly unremarkable, but while this may seem disappointing to your ego now, it means you're a less salient target for the adrenochrome harvesters in the future.

Well, you're most active for 12hrs each day from 16Z-04Z. Desk job where you can shitpost is probably going to be normal daytime work hours. And there's the Pacific Ocean constraining our options here. Prolly somewhere west of the Mississippi.

Ah, the scalene triangle. I don't know what sort of lifestyle produces a shape like this, but after comparing it to all the ones so far, you look pretty unique