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Soy-filled tech site is S E E T H I N G about Rocket Daddy trying to buy Twitter

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2022/04/elon-musk-still-wants-twitter-and-he-now-has-46-5-billion-in-financing/?comments=1

Ars Technica is having A Moment over this, with 600(!) comments on this one article alone and multiple other articles in the last few days, all of which also have hundreds of comments.

Some of my favorites with their scores:

Time for a highly targeted 99.9999999999% wealth tax.

+111 (+228 / -117)

Christ what an butthole.

+154 (+266 / -112)

Seriously, all I want, all I ask for, is to go one day, one day, without having to hear about this butthole.

Is that really that much to ask for? He's the richest man on earth, is he really so starved for attention, is his life so empty, is he so unhappy, he needs the constant validation of a 24 hour news cycle revolving around him?

+134 (+219 / -85)

Elon is a douche. I hope his bid fails.

+17 (+50 / -33)

and those are just from the first page.

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Honestly I hope Elon gets twitter. I just think it would be funny

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It really would feel like Nov 8, 2016 all over again :marseyxd:

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It will be hilarious. I hope he takes away everyone's blue checks just for shits and giggles - can you imagine how pissed they'll be without their special badges?

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It would be like titles of nobility getting revoked

someone might actually shoot themselves over it

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