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Incoming drama as twitter sets to accept Elon's offer

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Hopefully he buys this place next and gets rid of the stupid marsey the cat and anime shit

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All that whining has the same energy as, "If X gets elected into office/If this legislation passes, I'm moving to Canada!!"

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Every time there's a US presidential election there's always a bunch of people who threaten to move to Canada if x wins but they never do. This is the same situation lol.

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People getting off twitter because of Elon would end up being Elon's greatest contribution to society. Even if he ended up putting humans on mars. The problem is people won't leave and if they do it will just be a clone of the cry chamber

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tbh all of the r-slurs staying and then being forced to interact with people they disagree with would be an even bigger contribution

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I don't think there'd be much more interaction between opposing opinions. Just a lot more blocking.

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imb5 he disables the blocking function

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Oh God. If he did that my drama orgasm would probably be strong enough to kill me.

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:marseythinkorino: :marseyhmm: :marseyhmmm: Why not mexico? :marseywalking:

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Because Canada is where their Canadian girlfriends live :marseytrad:

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She got trampled by a herd of moose :marseytears:

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Why, were they mistakenly trying to mate with her?

:#marseychonkerfoid: :#marseylaugh:

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Probably, canadian wildlife isn't as stereotypically kind as the "people" who live there :marseymoose:

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Canadians are some of the most spiteful/apathetic people. Weirdly enough, in my experience the kindest people are Quebecers. They show it in a different way, but once you get used to them, their attempts at interspecies communication becomes a lot easier to understand

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brown people are hard workers, why would they accept a bunch of mayo rejects?

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plus, they'll r*pe ya in a second

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is this a con? :marseykink:

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They didn't even ban people until first war criminal ISIS jihadis in 2015 and then Alex Jones in like 2018.

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Inshallah they follow through :marseybegging:

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"I'll never get the rushed trump vaccine."

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These people still use Apple products afyer all the foxconn news. Of course they won't leave

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Foxconn?

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