https://old.reddit.com/r/books/comments/uph45l/game_of_thrones_author_says_winds_of_winter_could?sort=controversial
Last book came out in 2011 or something like that. I don't remember any of it anymore and just gave up, but he does this once a year to troll us. It's well done. It hit /r/popular.
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Reminder that Robert Jordan finished his story with three 1000-page books years after he fricking died.
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Tolkien also had enough materials for his kid to release like 3 books after his death as well. Martin is just a lazy bastard whoโs drunk on HBO and From Soft cash he knows he doesnโt need to try anymore.
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I cannot fricking move
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You can relate to him then
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lol poor carp.
Do you like massages? When I was bustin my hump for the man 12 hours a day to build my business, I would pull my muscle in my back and a massage really helped. It hurt like a mf though.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Get someone to jump on your back till you feel better
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You're an idiot.
His kid is a trash writer.
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Chris Tolkien? Chris mostly compiled all his dads scraps and notes and put together the simillerilion and unfinished tales he was more of a curator and editor.
I am an idiot tho that is true.
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Silmarillion is really cool, I'm glad it got published. It provides a lot of extra meaning to everything in Lord of the Rings.
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what are you talking about
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Yep, and he's released dragon stories since he promised his last book like 5 years ago. The ice dragon one was pretty good. I was able to read it on my plane to and from NC.
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There has to come a point where your shit is just so hyped that it cripples you. Itโs so overhyped now that disappointment is inevitable heโll never be able to write a satisfactory ending.
Especially if the books end along the same lines as the show.
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What I'm wondering about is his payment. I know these people get millions upfront from publishers but they have deadlines to meet, so I wonder how this works when it's been over a decade and he hasn't delivered. I can see them not caring if he's a couple years late but it's been over a decade and still hasn't been released so the publisher just gave him money to sit on his fat butt and do nothing.
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He doesnt need money. He just got Japbucks.
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The ice dragon was an old story he had republished to capitalize on the fame of game of thrones. It was published in the early 80s if I remember correctly. So it's even worse than him focusing on a new story instead of the main one. He's downright grifting his fans.
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Dance with dragons sucked and I am glad he will never finish the next book
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i think the problem is he saw how terrible the ending was (and the reaction to it) of the TV show, so he's had to scrap an entire book to rewrite the story.
i'm always going to believe this, based on absolutely nothing other than "yeah that seems like it could happen".
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He made some kind of comments about how the show ending had some things in common with his planned ending, but I think the main implication was just dragon princess going crazy and being a bad guy.
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3? I count at least 18 and I may be forgetting some.
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reminder that anyone can write 1,000,000 pages of pure garbage.
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And they weren't that great.
It's one of the most overrated works of fiction I've ever read (as a kid). Honestly, seeing the TV show butcher it makes me so happy.
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I didn't know if I'd call it overrated, but after going online and seeing people unironically call it a masterpiece when it's extremely flawed made it worthy of the label.
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"Why eat steak at a restaurant when you can rummage a dumpster in the alley?" <--- you
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He mentioned he needs to finish his Elden Ring playthrough first, and then he'll have more time for writing. I hear he's been stuck on Soldier of Godrick for a few weeks now
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If I had shame, I would not admit to knowing what you're talking about, but I have no shame and would like to say I beat that mf.
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You managed to beat the first enemy in the game... I kneel
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Sorry but soldier of Godrick is the most difficult boss in the game. Others just dont compare
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lol let me live!
I farmed out levels too and beat him at level 35 or something like that. I used ashes and summoned the NPC too so OP'd his butt.
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lol read OP's comment again :marseypat:
Edit: WTF the marseypat emoji's been removed
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I think it was removed because ot the pat function since now you can do it for every other emote
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But is FRICKED
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it was worth it!
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Definitely.
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Oooh I'm thinking of Godrick the Grafted I think is his name. I got another 4328903875032 hours to go.
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The neighbor with the dragon arm?
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Not at first.
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yeah that guy.
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Good work. Let me know if you need a hand killing any of these mfs
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Hes talking about soldier of godrick, a tutorial boss, not Godrick the grafted
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yeah that's what I just noticed. I didn't even know there was a tutorial or a tutorial boss. mb
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Hes a giant meme because its the weakest boss in all fromsoft games and its literally just glorified normal enemy with changed name and boss health bar/boss theme
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I too used summons and ashes for him the first time but decided it was way too easy and suicided instead.
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and then he'll have to beat the first Grafted Scion
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Brandon Salderson
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Always found it weird hearing Rothfuss as a writer, I just always liked him in Acquisitions Incorporated.
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He's an anti-war fat man whose story's ending is almost certainly going to conclude the necessity of war at least sometimes. He has no way to square that circle and, more importantly, square it in a way that makes sense, is interesting, and doesn't just go for the obvious subverting expectations shock value. I thank God every day he didn't make me ASOIAFtard.
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If he's as big of a NPC as his fans are, I doubt he's anti-war anymore.
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If you're a GRRM fan and you think TWoW is coming out in his lifetime then you are unredeemably r-slurred.
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That book is never coming out like the kvothe one
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man Patrick Rothfuss really went off the deep end
he let twitter rot his brain and now he's just a husk
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What happened there? I heard good things about his books but never got around to reading them
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It doesn't impact the quality of the first two books, they were published before the break. The Name of the Wind is still very good fantasy and I would still recommend it (if you go into it knowing the trilogy might never get an ending). The Wise Man's Fear isn't as good (and has a really weird interlude part) but I still liked it.
As for the Twitter thing people would constantly heckle him on Twitter for not finishing the series and he took it really seriously. Like he'd get drunk and try to publicly fight back against anonymous tweets. It was sad to watch.
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Motherlover is going to die of a hear attack, and we're going to find out his has written nothing but bunch of disorganized notes over the last decade.
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i'll still read it in 20 or 30 years when it gets finished by someone else after he's died, but at this point i don't care enough to BUY it. i'll just pirate it.
which sucks cause i was so fricking in to those books. i started reading after the first episode aired and then had finished all the released books before the first season ended (that last actually published book came out after season 1). book 4 and 5 were...not great. the whole "i'm just gonna split the characters and only write about certain ones in each book!" thing fricking sucked. i stopped watching the show with the idea of "i wanna read the book first" and still haven't went back to watch the show. the wait has just been too long and now any hype i had is dead.
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Pretty much same.
The last few books just sent the whole thing off the rails. First couple were good because the pacing was tight and things were happening.
I think theres a way to rewrite the whole series in 3 or 4 books that ends up being really fantastic. Tyrion gunning down Tywin always felt like the apex of the series. Should have basically been wrapped up after that.
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eh, only if you ignore like...basically every other character. if that ended it, there would have been a lot of stuff left hanging.
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Yeah because apparently there are like 18 more novels worth of content after that point. Maybe im just pick that event because it's at the end of the last book that wasnt dogshit.
With a redo, I think you can cut out the shitty Dany plotline. Would probably need to cut down the whole supernatural bullshit as well. Cut dorn out and woweee, we just saved a ton of trees and time.
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idk. i like the dragons and slowly-more-magic-ridiculousness.
but this is also the only "fantasy" series i've ever read, so maybe i don't actually know what's "good".
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Yeah thats totally fair.
Overall, i think game of thrones is a good set of books. Its definitely different from the standard fantasy shit.
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cutting down on the wacky shit was one of the better decisions D&D did while adapting the books
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He lost the plot 20 years ago. I remember how excited I was in 2003 when I read the first three books
Then feast for crows came out and was a mediocre letdown, can't tell you what happened in that book at all.
Then it took another 6 years for dance with dragons and I don't think I even finished it
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i also never finished dance with dragons. i got like 100ish pages from the end and just...stopped.
those first 3 books were un-put-downable for me. the next 2 i had to force myself to keep reading.
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It's sad because it could've been a fantastic story, but he wrote himself into a corner and lost his passion a long time ago. The show would've been his chance to fix it but he just shrugged and let the showrunners drive that into the ground as well, such cases
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War of the five kings is kino
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That time Georgie boy told his fans to frick off for saying he's fat at could keel over at anytime, straightfacts.
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G-man giving that passive-aggressive, German piece of shit the finger is the Winds of Winter we need but don't deserve. "Some people say you're fat, old, and are going to die soon." Fricking eurotrash.
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I'm getting Half-Life 3 flashbacks
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I read all the books after the first season. Used to frick with my friends by treathening to spoil em. Good times.
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Uuuh you threatened them! They were probably really scared of you
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Dont underestimate spergy nerdy teenagers.
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Honestly after the TV show finale does anyone really care anymore?
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There's still one more book after this one throneshitters will never see the end
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I think my favorite part of this sneed session are the nerds wholl start recommending all the walmart brand book series
This dude just basically described how theres only two books in this TEN BOOK SERIES that are worth a darn, GRRM is finished this time guys!
Even better, Dollar store GRRM has his own generic brand copycat too
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