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ARNOLD_FRIEND sap/suck in my Metamorphosis  1yr ago (image post) 1,673 thread views #69447
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quick and easy trick to make your local army recruiters SEETHE and COPE

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Drones are kinda like birds

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I’m so confused, what even is this sub? Is it just really edgy satire? That might aswell be t_d by it’s sincerity. Then I saw some comments saying that it’s welcoming of all people and just to ignore those who say anything rude, which was upvoted, but then so was a reply which intentionally misgendered someone??

I I dont get what is going on here

Snapshots:

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What a rookie, I'd have asked what color kids hed like to bomb then

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Apologize to the army right now! :marseyraging:

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NEVER

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That wasn’t an option!

:marseytrollgun: :marseytrollgun: :marseytrollgun:

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I always regret not joining the navy

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Army is capitalized but you wouldn’t expect a Solider to know anything more than surface level unlike my Marine Corps

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Your profanities are resonating with the respect that you emulate.

Bardpilled.

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How much time did this take you to put together?

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put together? wdym?

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I'm implying you faked it. I don't really know tho, no skin off my nose. I'm sure those recruiters get worse. Imagine getting some Redditor or a stupidpol type?

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oh, nope it’s real lol. i was very surprised that he responded

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O man that's so funny and original and hilarious!!! Roflmaoooo bro you totally got his b-word butt!

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thank you!

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Not like you’d get to bomb anyone in the Army anyway. War is a selling point that’s not going to happen for anyone joining now.

Army doesn’t bomb anyone anyway, you’d just run over IEDs on convoys in combat, which isn’t going to happen again for a while.

You’d probably make a lot of PowerPoints and shit.

Here’s an O1 at entry level’s pay in California

Basic Pay $3477.30

BAH $2868.00

BAS $280.29

Total Pay $6625.59

BAH is tax free too, lol.

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yeah, true. i mostly just wanted to mess with him a bit

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That is not nice. :marseydisagree:

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I am not nice

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You could be though :marseyjam:

Especially torwards soldiers :marseysalutearmy:

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ted ur back :#@ted_simppat:

weren't u gonna quit drama and keep yourself safe for realsies this time?

:#marseyshook: :#marseydepressed: :#marseycry: :#marseypills: :#marseydead: :#marseyspirit:

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i don’t think i’ll be back for good but this text was too funny for me not to post. and yeah i was about to kms but geese_suck talked me out of it. i realized it was due to my shitty new birth control making me very unstable and suicidal, and those side effects are over now. anyways, i’ll stop by occasionally but i’m mostly on groomercord now

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groomercord

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:#marseylove:

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hiya!

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Tell them you have priors on an expunged record. It would disqualify you, but the recruiters are desperate for numbers so they'll likely coach you on how to lie about it. When you have enough incriminating evidence send it to their XO or CDR to cause a shit storm.

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hopefully after this they won’t message me again

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Where is the us even deployed

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idk i don’t pay attention to that shit

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Places you'd want to go on vacation: Japan, Korea, Germany, Italy.

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I mean where are we fighting

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you'd think the recruiter would get that shit all the time, the seethe surprised me

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i know right? it surprised me, i was NOT expecting a response

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Glad you're alive, still hope you've cut back on the stims

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thanks. struggling with the stims still but am gonna get help weaning off them when i graduate

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lmao Ted bb did u really send a marsey thumbs up back at them πŸ’πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ KEK

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yes of course

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Huh? Who doesn't want to bomb middle eastern children? Are you r-slurred or smth?

:marseyhmmm::marseyhmmm::marseyhmmm:

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:marseyagree:

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:marseybye:

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hi!

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You're deadn't :marseyjam:

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almost died BUT I DIDN’T πŸ’ͺ

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I notice this dog everywhere now

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dog has multiple first names, probably lots more alibis, do not trust

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i looked up the knowyourmeme page for it and it’s fricking hilarious, apparently there’s a rumor that the puppy was slaughtered after the photo was taken and posted to a gore site lmaooo

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That's not very funny at all.

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well it’s not true, it’s just hilarious how absurd the rumor is

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You wouldn't understand psycho schizo humor.

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Shame

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i know right, and my trial run went SO WELL i was like β€œi got this”

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:marseyparty: wooo yeah!

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Why bomb brown people when you can liberate the Donbas instead?

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what’s a Donbas

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Donbussy

:#marseymicrobus:

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I missed this version of Cars

:!marseyneat:

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Former Ukrainian territory.

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oh cool

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You're a Donbas

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Is zozbot broken?

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How the frick would I know?

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you can speak to god

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:marseyohno::marseyohno::marseyohno:

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