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quick and easy trick to make your local army recruiters SEETHE and COPE
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I always regret not joining the navy
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You would be a great addition to the military - all 95 lbs of your stimulant addicted and schizophrenic mind and body would have been a huge asset.
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Pretty sure you get insta disqualified if you take any prescription drugs
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Schizophrenic stimulant addicts are much better suited for a career in the CIA.
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this is true. letβs bring back MK Ultra 2.0
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>implying MKULTRA was ever stopped
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shit ur rightβ¦ π΅βπ«
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I though the CIA was Mormon domain?
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That's literally the ideal fighter pilot, 100% unironically
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unless you're inside a Warrior AFV
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Wow TED lock up your minge because this guy is hungry for it!
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:marseychastitycage:
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Iβm like 108 lbs rn not 95 smh
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i got off the stims and gained weight, then went back on the stims and began losing it again
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yes, and?
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You're never gonna make it on the Russian figure skating team like that, lardass.
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idk how to figure skate
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oh honey
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i know, itβs sad smh
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*high-fructose corn syrup
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yikes, ok, fat.
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i know right. broke a chair in english today smh my butt too fat
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god i wish i was that chair
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Bonk
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πͺπͺπͺ
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I hate hate hate this emoji
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Marseyphobic scum
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why are you cheating on
@idk? scrotes are all the same smdh
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spinning plates bro
, why you snitching 
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heck ye bro give us that red pill field report when u can King
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What a blast to the pastβ¦ I miss βdreadgameβ, βhamster-ingβ, peepee carousel, HB8/sub8, running βgameβs, spinning plates, beta bucks alpha fricks, monk mode, cold showersβ¦ good times.
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foids like fuccbois, i bet your panties get wet for neurodivergent dramatard inkwell frickboys
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I'm only into mysterious but hot edgelords
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π¨Bard bot (near miss) alert!π¨
I'll let it slide this time, but I'm watching you...
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I like to use lots of exclamation points! It means I'm totally not mad at all!
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Guarantee that's a foid. That's how they write.
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How would you know, inkwell
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Moids will confront you with aggression towards your aggression, woe-moids try to make you feel bad about your actions and imply someone besides them is shaming you. I used this foid detecting strat with high accuracy before 2016-17ish until it was suddenly pinging a bunch of low test false positives (or maybe not
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Big money deals my friend. Apperantly every person that works at a bank is a woman and their emails are full of exclamation marks.
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heβs just very enthusiastic!
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Glad you're alive, still hope you've cut back on the stims
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thanks. struggling with the stims still but am gonna get help weaning off them when i graduate
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I wonder if the army has an ornithology division?
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one of my friends did some sort of research for the feds on something to do with migration?? not sure what it entailed because it was highly classified but still
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The government doesn't want us to find out what the <<<crows>>> are really up to.
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exactly
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lmao Ted bb did u really send a marsey thumbs up back at them ππΎββοΈ KEK
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yes of course
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Tell them you have priors on an expunged record. It would disqualify you, but the recruiters are desperate for numbers so they'll likely coach you on how to lie about it. When you have enough incriminating evidence send it to their XO or CDR to cause a shit storm.
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hopefully after this they wonβt message me again
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What's funny is that OP is likely an incel doing nothing with his life who would benefit greatly from joining the army.
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It's a foid
You can tell by the constant attention whoring
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who, me?
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Affirmative
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do youβ¦not know me??? lmao iβm a foid whoβs about to graduate from college with a job already lined up in ornithology, keep coping
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Ew a vertebrate lover.
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only birds and herps. mammals are NOT valid
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More than five common names per family = I don't care.
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Went to college to study birds
I'd call that recruiter back ASAP and beg forgiveness. Otherwise you're repaying your loans for BIRD STUDIES until age 74
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iβm a bio major. gonna do field work for a bit and then go to grad school for a research position. pays surprisingly well
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That reminds me, is it true that when you net birds for id you snap the necks of any cowbirds you guys catch?
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absolutely not!!!!!!!!!
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Well I heard itβs mandatory since the cowbirds are penetrating the interiors of forests and destroying the eggs of other birds there.
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Ted help what bird is this in my backyard? I listened to "birds of the Midwest" videos so now i can identify mourning doves and bluejays and Cardinals and shit but this one eludes me. It's a simple two-tone whistle, first pitch higher than the second.
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was there supposed to be a video or recording attached to this?? reading your description of it though, iβm reminded of a Black-capped Chickadeeβs βfee-beeβ call
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Nope, i refused to elaborate any further. But yes, it's a black capped chickadee i keep hearing
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vocaroo your best impression of it.
There's a lot of "chicka-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee"s around here.
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yeah found a different video (birds of minnesota) that said it's a chickadee
mourning doves and cardinals are by far the most prevalent here
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i mean i know itβs not MUCH, iβm not looking to get rich, just want to make enough money to live in my little cabin in the woods
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Considering how much time you've spent with
, you should have no problem getting a job in ichthyology if ornithology doesn't work out. 
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i actually am quite interested in ichthyology!
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Fake news
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t. Army Recruiter
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