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quick and easy trick to make your local army recruiters SEETHE and COPE
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What a rookie, I'd have asked what color kids hed like to bomb then
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Apologize to the army right now!
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NEVER
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That wasnβt an option!
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I always regret not joining the navy
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Bardpilled.
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Drones are kinda like birds
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How much time did this take you to put together?
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put together? wdym?
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I'm implying you faked it. I don't really know tho, no skin off my nose. I'm sure those recruiters get worse. Imagine getting some Redditor or a stupidpol type?
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oh, nope itβs real lol. i was very surprised that he responded
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O man that's so funny and original and hilarious!!! Roflmaoooo bro you totally got his b-word butt!
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thank you!
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Tell them you have priors on an expunged record. It would disqualify you, but the recruiters are desperate for numbers so they'll likely coach you on how to lie about it. When you have enough incriminating evidence send it to their XO or CDR to cause a shit storm.
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hopefully after this they wonβt message me again
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you'd think the recruiter would get that shit all the time, the seethe surprised me
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i know right? it surprised me, i was NOT expecting a response
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Army is capitalized but you wouldnβt expect a Solider to know anything more than surface level unlike my Marine Corps
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Not like youβd get to bomb anyone in the Army anyway. War is a selling point thatβs not going to happen for anyone joining now.
Army doesnβt bomb anyone anyway, youβd just run over IEDs on convoys in combat, which isnβt going to happen again for a while.
Youβd probably make a lot of PowerPoints and shit.
Hereβs an O1 at entry levelβs pay in California
Basic Pay $3477.30
BAH $2868.00
BAS $280.29
Total Pay $6625.59
BAH is tax free too, lol.
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yeah, true. i mostly just wanted to mess with him a bit
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That is not nice.
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I am not nice
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You could be though
Especially torwards soldiers
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ted ur back
weren't u gonna quit drama and keep yourself safe for realsies this time?
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i donβt think iβll be back for good but this text was too funny for me not to post. and yeah i was about to kms but geese_suck talked me out of it. i realized it was due to my shitty new birth control making me very unstable and suicidal, and those side effects are over now. anyways, iβll stop by occasionally but iβm mostly on groomercord now
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lmao Ted bb did u really send a marsey thumbs up back at them ππΎββοΈ KEK
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yes of course
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Huh? Who doesn't want to bomb middle eastern children? Are you r-slurred or smth?
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Where is the us even deployed
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Places you'd want to go on vacation: Japan, Korea, Germany, Italy.
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I mean where are we fighting
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idk i donβt pay attention to that shit
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Glad you're alive, still hope you've cut back on the stims
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thanks. struggling with the stims still but am gonna get help weaning off them when i graduate
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What's funny is that OP is likely an incel doing nothing with his life who would benefit greatly from joining the army.
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It's a foid
You can tell by the constant attention whoring
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t. Army Recruiter
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who, me?
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Affirmative
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do youβ¦not know me??? lmao iβm a foid whoβs about to graduate from college with a job already lined up in ornithology, keep coping
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Ew a vertebrate lover.
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only birds and herps. mammals are NOT valid
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More than five common names per family = I don't care.
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Fake news
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Considering how much time you've spent with
, you should have no problem getting a job in ichthyology if ornithology doesn't work out. 
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i actually am quite interested in ichthyology!
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Went to college to study birds
I'd call that recruiter back ASAP and beg forgiveness. Otherwise you're repaying your loans for BIRD STUDIES until age 74
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iβm a bio major. gonna do field work for a bit and then go to grad school for a research position. pays surprisingly well
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That reminds me, is it true that when you net birds for id you snap the necks of any cowbirds you guys catch?
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absolutely not!!!!!!!!!
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Well I heard itβs mandatory since the cowbirds are penetrating the interiors of forests and destroying the eggs of other birds there.
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Ted help what bird is this in my backyard? I listened to "birds of the Midwest" videos so now i can identify mourning doves and bluejays and Cardinals and shit but this one eludes me. It's a simple two-tone whistle, first pitch higher than the second.
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was there supposed to be a video or recording attached to this?? reading your description of it though, iβm reminded of a Black-capped Chickadeeβs βfee-beeβ call
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Nope, i refused to elaborate any further. But yes, it's a black capped chickadee i keep hearing
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vocaroo your best impression of it.
There's a lot of "chicka-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee"s around here.
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yeah found a different video (birds of minnesota) that said it's a chickadee
mourning doves and cardinals are by far the most prevalent here
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i mean i know itβs not MUCH, iβm not looking to get rich, just want to make enough money to live in my little cabin in the woods
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