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quick and easy trick to make your local army recruiters SEETHE and COPE

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I’m so confused, what even is this sub? Is it just really edgy satire? That might aswell be t_d by it’s sincerity. Then I saw some comments saying that it’s welcoming of all people and just to ignore those who say anything rude, which was upvoted, but then so was a reply which intentionally misgendered someone??

I I dont get what is going on here

Snapshots:

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How did you get on this list in the first place?

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I wouldn't doubt that the college sold them a list of student names and contacts.

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How do I get in on this racket?

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Start your own national army then hire a bunch of recruiters to bribe college admin staff for student lists.

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No I want to be on the receiving end of the money.

BRB founding a college.

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Just start a crowdfund and say your uni's gonna give underprivileged youth the education they deserve.

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no idea

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Didn't sandbag their national fitness tests

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It's easier for legacy foids

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Recruiters love targetting people with partial college degrees and high school diplomas who don't have a clear path forward career wise lol, they hit up colleges and high schools looking for people to keep an eye on to try to scoop up at a low moment

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Most of those people would probably benefit from military service. As long as we don't go to war in the next year

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I like to use lots of exclamation points! It means I'm totally not mad at all!

:#marseyseethe:

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he’s just very enthusiastic!

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Guarantee that's a foid. That's how they write.

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How would you know, inkwell

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Moids will confront you with aggression towards your aggression, woe-moids try to make you feel bad about your actions and imply someone besides them is shaming you. I used this foid detecting strat with high accuracy before 2016-17ish until it was suddenly pinging a bunch of low test false positives (or maybe not :marseyeggirl:)

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Big money deals my friend. Apperantly every person that works at a bank is a woman and their emails are full of exclamation marks.

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:marseybye:

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hi!

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You're deadn't :marseyjam:

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almost died BUT I DIDN’T πŸ’ͺ

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I notice this dog everywhere now

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i looked up the knowyourmeme page for it and it’s fricking hilarious, apparently there’s a rumor that the puppy was slaughtered after the photo was taken and posted to a gore site lmaooo

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That's not very funny at all.

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well it’s not true, it’s just hilarious how absurd the rumor is

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You wouldn't understand psycho schizo humor.

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dog has multiple first names, probably lots more alibis, do not trust

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Shame

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i know right, and my trial run went SO WELL i was like β€œi got this”

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:marseyparty: wooo yeah!

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You would be a great addition to the military - all 95 lbs of your stimulant addicted and schizophrenic mind and body would have been a huge asset.

:#marseyskinnedwalk:

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I’m like 108 lbs rn not 95 smh

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😬😬😬

yikes, ok, fat.

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i know right. broke a chair in english today smh my butt too fat

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god i wish i was that chair :coomer:

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πŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺ

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:#marseysniff:

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I hate hate hate this emoji

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Marseyphobic scum

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:#marseybrap:

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why are you cheating on @idk? scrotes are all the same smdh

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🚨Bard bot (near miss) alert!🚨

I'll let it slide this time, but I'm watching you...

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spinning plates bro :marseysipping:, why you snitching :marseyraging:

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heck ye bro give us that red pill field report when u can King

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field report

What a blast to the past… I miss β€œdreadgame”, β€œhamster-ing”, peepee carousel, HB8/sub8, running β€œgame”s, spinning plates, beta bucks alpha fricks, monk mode, cold showers… good times.

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:marseywave2: where’s my downvotes sweetheart

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@R-slur_Masturbator fuccboi confirmed

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foids like fuccbois, i bet your panties get wet for neurodivergent dramatard inkwell frickboys :marseysipping:

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I'm only into mysterious but hot edgelords :marseynails:

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@August straggotry and dramafoid simping smdh

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:#marseyishygddt:

Bonk

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:#marseychonker2::!marseynut:

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You're never gonna make it on the Russian figure skating team like that, lardass.

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idk how to figure skate

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oh honey

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*high-fructose corn syrup

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i know, it’s sad smh

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Schizophrenic stimulant addicts are much better suited for a career in the CIA.

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this is true. let’s bring back MK Ultra 2.0

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>implying MKULTRA was ever stopped

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shit ur right… πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

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I though the CIA was Mormon domain? :marseyconfused:

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That's literally the ideal fighter pilot, 100% unironically

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unless you're inside a Warrior AFV

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Wow TED lock up your minge because this guy is hungry for it!

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:marseychastitycage:

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Pretty sure you get insta disqualified if you take any prescription drugs

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Why bomb brown people when you can liberate the Donbas instead?

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what’s a Donbas

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Former Ukrainian territory.

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oh cool

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You're a Donbas

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:marseyohno::marseyohno::marseyohno:

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Is zozbot broken?

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How the frick would I know?

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you can speak to god

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Donbussy

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I missed this version of Cars

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