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Before I pick a side I'd like to know the brand of beer.
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Natural light ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ
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Okay they deserve to die even if they paid for it.
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A couple of little things that happened to me since I put sodomy behind me. Dogs stopped barking at me. Friends say itโs because I donโt smell like blacks any more. But alsoโand I canโt fully explain thisโI started to care about spoilers. I once posted HAN SOLO DIES on Twitter and lost 2,500 followers and reveled in it. But Iโd be furious now to read that, and wouldnโt inflict it on others (Star Wars cringe aside), because my viewing and reading habits are changing. I used to watch and read for color, texture, pattern, theme, atmosphere and didnโt care what happened to the people in the story. So I liked Wilde and Rothko and TV sci fi. But now I find myself caring how the plot resolves itself. I want to know how it ends. I enjoy art for more than just the surface textures and historical contexts and political dimensions. Things matter, and what happens to people and to things matters to me.
I think I would say my focus has shifted to the story because I have stopped running from the ultimate storyโour universal origin story. The story of the eternal mysteries of the universe. And I care about what happens to people in stories because, for the first time ever, I finally care what happens to me.
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You donโt get to choose your punishments
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If itโs true the guy threatened to kill the shop dudeโฆ. ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
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No man deserves to be murdered for beer. If he needs it that bad just let him have it, or just call the police if it's really that big of a problem.
Just another gun happy amerimutt
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Never send a cop to do a social worker's job, CHUD
Current hyperfixation:
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It's not the beer, it's the principle. If you let somebody steal from you without retribution, all the other narcissistic sociopaths will think they can do it too. Since 15% of the human population is made up of narcissistic sociopaths, obviously this is a big problem. That's why it's so important to make an example out of thieves.
And sure, maybe it would be better from a long-term perspective to just exterminate all the narcissistic sociopaths, but we're nowhere near that point yet. Even if you could get society to unite behind killing a whole lot of people who totally have it coming, we don't even have a great way to detect these people. So in the meantime, we just have to make sure there are very strong deterrents to frighten these vermin out of acting on their selfishness. They need to be terrified enough of the consequences of stealing from you that their fear strongly outweighs their greed.
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Eye for an eye (or in this case your brains on the sidewalk for a beer) makes the whole world blind.
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Or brainless... but clearly that already happened, so why not make it literal?
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No, it just stops thieves. Your parable is based on feuding families. If the example is gang rivalry, you could still have a point. But often you have lone parasites attacking a family. And the neutered response and unnecessary civility toward these people is not virtuous. The response is not overkill. You could, however, argue that it murdering all the thief's relatives, and anyone who defends them, root&stem, could maybe, possibly, be unwarranted.
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Lol, no, read your Bible.
Maybe you should be shot, it would be a deterrent to other r-slurs posting online.
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Biblical stories are mainly applicable to small feuding tribes, aka families. However, your comment is actually a criticism of a biblical declaration, so I don't know exactly what you're trying to say. You can argue around the etymology but it still has been most commonly used to argue against escalated retaliation among tribal squabbles... all irrelevant to ventilating some junkie in the post modern world.
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In a functioning society you have courts, law enforcement, and government to enforce a social contract and ensure that everyone plays by the rules. This makes society safer, more trusting, and less violent, as offenders are punished, and individuals don't need to seek retribution on their own, preventing the spiral of violence that occurs in pre-modern societies.
Of course, when this breaks down and the law no longer applies to broad segments of the population, individuals can either choose to be victimized regularly, or respond with violence.
All I'm saying is, be prepared to defend yourself and your property, no one is coming to save you.
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It's not a functioning society, government isn't gonna do anything about him.
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Bikes and cucks? Sorry but I don't get your super high IQ rightoid meme
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who talks like that
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Thieves deserve bullets
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Yes, you should always offer your weapons and ammunition first if a thief arrives at your residence, if you are lucky they will take them and leave inmediately
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B-b-but he was only stealing that beer to feed his family
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Unfathomably based
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Kinda related:
Recently there's been an influx of ''justice being dealt'' videos on a brazilian sub I follow. The posts gained a fair bit of traction and they created their own subreddit.
The name is absolutely cancerous but im ngl I really like some of these vids
https://old.reddit.com/r/ArmaseLiberdade/
Also check this out
https://old.reddit.com/user/Positive_Listen7226/submitted/?sort=top
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Sorry, i can't hear you over the sound of you speaking Spanish wrong.
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Theyโre sneeding because of putting themselves in the place of the dude that got smoked.
Theyโre upset that, being the shithead mayo suburboids that they are, theyโve probably lifted their fair share of shit from stores. Probably during cringe butt anarchist/punk โI listen to Anti-Flagโ phase.
They donโt want to think that someone could have ventilated their asses and people would not have made a national memorial, but rather would make jokes and celebrate it on the internet.
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They're also upset that they can't really spin the theft as anything but a lowlife just taking shit that he wants. Thief was a career criminal stealing beer, not a poor overworked father stealing bread for his children. Shop owner was taking out the trash. So they are just clucking on and on about how "isn't a human life worth more than $36?????"
like no, his wasn't. He was an actual verified drain on society.
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Oh no, it entirely was, but somehow I think had the shopkeep enslaved this loser to extract value from him reddit would still be moaning about it
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But but alcoholism is an addictive disease, it's because of our for-profit healthkkkare system that this poor victim of capitalism has to self-medicate with Budweiser to cope with the systematic oppression
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Redditors own nothing of real value, and contribute nothing to the world and live in low crime suburbs; so they could never understand what it is like to have something stolen from you.
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I got permabanned from /r/politics for saying "how I sleep at night knowing I value my possessions more than your life ๐ด" for threatening violence. Watching redditors defend a criminal's human right to steal without consequences will always be funny.
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Not all human life is equally valuable.
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No one wants your collection of anime figures
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Is that like cartoons?
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I too am a proud supporter of the "Frick around and find out" school of thought. Yes, I value my possessions more than the lives of some stupid criminals. Why can't we just admit that some people have negative value to society and that the world would be a better place with them removed from it?
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Because most redditors also have a negative value to society. Sure they're not stealing or anything like that, but they almost certainly consume more of society's resources than they contribute through whatever shitty wagecuck jobs they have.
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Dogwalking and reddit modding are valuable contributions to society
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Don't steal from people in Florida and you won't get shot by storeowners.
It's a natural consequence.
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For how much reddit loves "play stupid games win stupid prizes" you'd think they'd get this concept.
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Y'all hear that y'all? Y'all
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If i saw a store owner trying to shoot someone over 30 in beer I'd mag dump that store owner and lose not one second of sleep.
The same people defending shit like this spam about how the saudis are barbarians for cutting hands off.
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Does this guy think guns were just introduced to the American public 2 weeks ago?
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Y'all gun owners need to think about what y'all are doing to we'all. My California town has made y'all's guns illegal.
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Curious what y'all use for the plural you.
Probably something extremely moronic like "yous" or needlessly pretentious like "you all." Or worse, an ambiguous "you."
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You?
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BussyBros
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Yankees say you guys, southern rednecks and blacks say yall.
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Vous
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You guys
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Everyone knows it is yinz
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youse guyses
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Stop appropriating Gungan culture
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All of you.
No one should want to sound like an ignorant, slob American.
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"Where do all of you want to eat" sounds so fricking dumb though. Compare that to the elegant and concise "Where do y'all want to eat." You're shooting yourself in the foot because you're worried some dolts might otherwise judge you. Y'all're pathetic.
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Everyone. Where would everyone like to eat.
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Or you can just address the group in general with "where do you want to eat?" and not sound like a half literate troglodyte.
Americans
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There are a concerning number of you who think I'm American despite my flair and profile.
Ironic
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Actually, Canada is in America chud
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I saw the leaf wannabe yankee.
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I just don't want to sound like a California cute twink who moved to Austin.
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You'd also sound like a good rural Canadian boy
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Whats that sposeta mean bud? You wanna go oot back?
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Just donโt say yโall like itโs a fricking bark itโs that easy
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If you're a soyboy, I understand, but a true
won't get mistaken for a Calicel.
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I take every chance I can get to possibly misgender someone, so I use "you guys"
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Not a guy
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Your shoulders and 5 o'clock shadow say otherwise, Alice
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Y'all posters will be the first to go
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Y'all come and try to take my y'all's.
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Aint sound like no yall i ever heard before. Put one in their skull
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Are you an indigenous y'all user or are you a dirty colonizer who participates in y'allpropriation?
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Mix. Half the family is hick midwestern of the y'all variety. The other half is hick full western of the non y'all variety. The real problem are hicks that say "Hoss"
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You'll only get a half, light beating then
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