Reported by:
  • 1 : Question was presented in bad faith
  • DeletedAccount : not really, it's a perfectly valid question. People were just answering it in bad faith...
  • ACA : *tons
  • RabidModerate : potatoes are pretty good

tonnes of suburbanoid seethe inside! Should we nuke the suburbs or just demolish them and plant potatoes in their place?

Discuss.

:#marseyvibing:

43
Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

always need more potatoes tbh

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

you are very clearly a child but let me try to explain:

  • adults want poor "people" dead

  • adults don't care about copy-pasted housing

  • adults don't care about walkability

  • adults don't care about city financing

the suburbs are meant to keep poors and blacks out and they do that wonderfully

close /r/frickcars, grow up, buy a car


poor "people" should be mass killed

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I like suburbia and McMansions. It shows the positivity of capitalism. Clean suburbs couldn't exist in communism.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Hustle and bustlecels have nothing on suburbchads

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I'm glad that all those identical homes are not stacked on top of each other not share walls because I wouldn't know a word for that, oh wait, inner-city apartments and hustle and bustle of urban youths.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Killdozer them

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

little boxes on the hillside

little boxes made of ticky tacky

little boxes on the hillside and they all look just the same


Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

You are just mad you can't own a 4 bedroom house for $1000 a month.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Imagine valuing space (for what?) more than your actual life, which you'll be wasting a significant portion of just getting to civilisation as a suburbanoid, lmao

:#marseylaugh:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

space (for what?)

You are poor

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Nuke the subbirbs so i can quest and lootmax like in Todd Howards epic scifi saga skyrim Fallout!

:#marseycuck::#marseynintendo::#marsoyhype:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

How much distance should there be between the beds of me and my nearest neighbor?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Potatoes need a good, hard freeze. You might plant an orange grove or maybe just some wheat or corn.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Let people enjoy things!

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Usually I would agree with you but in the case of Arizona and Texas there wasn't ever something worth conserving to begin with.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Nuke 'em - NTA, play stupid games (not living in Manhattan), win stupid prizes

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Burb haters are easily the most r-slurred group of people on the planet. "OKAY it might have a decent amount of space for myself and my family, and it may be close to various amenities... but all the houses look the same omg wtf i have to appear unique"

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Then they’ll praise commie blocks that all look the same. At least they don’t have yucky lawns!

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Close to various amenities? Are you r-slurred or just trolling?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

The supermarket is at most 15 minutes away. Are you r-slurred?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

No, you are. A shop is at most 5 minute walk away in a proper city.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

walk

Lol poor

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:#marseyscooter:cel detected, lol. You should keep yourself safe, you serve zero purpose...

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I serve the purpose of running over street rats (and real rats) with my truck. It's a hard job, but it needs to be done.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Ah, so your purpose is to annoy me at traffic lights by blocking the whole view with your r-slurred giant vehicle that cannot accelerate for shit...

:#marseyraging:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

No. It's to run you over.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

In capitalist countries you can

leave the grocery store with so much food you need a vehicle to transport it all.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Okay, and? Is that a fricking problem?

Oh nooo it takes me a little longer to walk to the store, shit guess I will have to give up my otherwise nice house with plenty of space for myself and my family

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

The problem is that you absolutely cannot get anywhere without a car, lol. Licence suspension is essentially the same as capital punishment for a suburbanoid """person""" (they're not really people).

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

The problem is that you absolutely cannot get anywhere without a car, lol

So?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I know it’s hard for an alcoholic commie, but just don’t drive drunk.

I’m an extremely reckless driver. I pass on double yellows with no visibility, run red lights, toss the rear end out on freeway on-ramps, and just the other day I got a bit of air cresting a hill. Yet I’ve never had or come close to having my license suspended.

I’m even typing this right now while driving.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Woot starvation on his lawn arc incoming...

:#marseylaugh:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

If for some reason I wasn’t allowed to drive and actually obeyed those restrictions, I’d just use one of the many delivery options, take my boat into town, or finish my helicopter build and get places even quicker.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

More comments

Okay, if you are too poor to afford a car, or too stupid to avoid getting your license revoked, then maybe they should luve in the city. But if you are a normal, responsible person with a middle class lifestyle, this isnt a problem.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Bugmen who spend their lives in traffic jam and pushing their lawnmower aren't people.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Mowing is therapeutic. It’s gardening. Are you anti-garden?

Mowers are also fun to tinker with. They’re like tiny tractors and if you’re learning and mess up it’s not as big of a deal as it would be if you were working on large, expensive machinery.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

More comments

Oh nooooo having your property look nice, what a horrible thing

People would probably take communism more seriously if it wasnt a subconscious revealing of their own feelings of inadequacy when compared with their fathers

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

More comments

discuss

:#chadnocapy:

!blackjack105

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

did you mean to post this to some reddit full of teenagers or

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Naw, I meant to post this here. Look at the number of comments.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

@idio3 but what about dachas?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Dachas are awesome. People that have them live in a proper city, and like 99% of them are actually used productively (growing shit that isn't grass).

Dachas should be implemented worldwide. Give poorcels everywhere dachas.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

slow day for drama

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

rolox houses!

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

@JoeBiden's minecraft house is unironically nicer

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

![](/images/16554979170040276.webp)

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Sat dish on the window

:marseyconfused:

Why not put them on the roof? Also why does that one apartment have an AC?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I thought you doxxed me for a while

:marseyworried:

![](/images/16554986121399705.webp)

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I was told that all Singaporeans live in modern skyscrapers with forests planted on the balconies.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

When asians do it (except koreans) it's sovl

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Its spelt seovl dumbass

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I recognize that building.

See you soon.

:#marseyrobber:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

hmmm I dont see any gum on the pavement, ill let you go without a beating THIS time

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Bet you could set up a wicked laser light show in a place like that

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

  • roads haven't been pedestrianised

  • ground floor isn't mixed use retail

  • cars haven't been thrown into landfill where they belong

Not very urbanplanningpilled

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Commies be like: Now THIS is innovation

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I wont lie. I saw cars and thought to myself this must be a higher class favalya

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.


Link copied to clipboard
Action successful!
Error, please refresh the page and try again.