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tonnes of suburbanoid seethe inside! Should we nuke the suburbs or just demolish them and plant potatoes in their place?
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Nuke the subbirbs so i can quest and lootmax like in Todd Howards epic scifi saga
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You are just mad you can't own a 4 bedroom house for $1000 a month.
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Imagine valuing space (for what?) more than your actual life, which you'll be wasting a significant portion of just getting to civilisation as a suburbanoid, lmao
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You are poor
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Killdozer them
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Just let people build them up into real places, with small-scale local shops and cafes and hotels and restaurants and bars.
Just have good noise ordinances that are enforced and let people build and use how they want
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you are very clearly a child but let me try to explain:
adults want poor "people" dead
adults don't care about copy-pasted housing
adults don't care about walkability
adults don't care about city financing
the suburbs are meant to keep poors and blacks out and they do that wonderfully
close /r/frickcars, grow up, buy a car
poor "people" should be mass killed
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How much distance should there be between the beds of me and my nearest neighbor?
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Hustle and bustlecels have nothing on suburbchads
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I clicked on this thinking it would be a link to a cringey Reddit post, but here we are.
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No different at this point. That pizza r-slur is just reddit top comments verbatim.
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idio has very strong opinions on urban planning. I mentioned that Houston was doing well at getting homeless people off the streets and it diverged into a whole thing about how he hates sprawl.
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Iβve never been to Houston, but ever since discovering http://swamplot.com/ (rip) Iβve been fascinated with it and need to make a trip down there.
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Swamp lot was a great read, I miss it
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Swamplot was a great site. You can get a lot of the same stuff direct from the source on HAIF too.
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Yeah but then I have to read stuff in legacy forum format.
There are so many interesting drama happenings Iβve found on different forums but it takes days to find the relevant info since itβs always 500 pages long, plus signatures, and usually one of those crappy forum interfaces that automatically sends you to the next page when you try to scroll up or down and also hijacks your phoneβs audio with a Toyota/Lexus ad.
Is there like some place where we can plot killing whatever ad agency thought it was a good idea to have auto play Toyota Lexus videos that take up half the page and follow you as you scroll, with some Casey Neistat looking bro driving a boring butt LC500 but itβs mostly his face and not even the car?
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This is literally the only non-boring Lexus without an F badge
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Itβs still a Lexus.
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Yeah but it looks nice, has a V8 that sounds decent, and the interior is pretty cool
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You should make /h/plot. It'd be a plot hole.
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I recently visited Houston and I loved it. Probably my favourite American city outside of NYC (mostly because I hated SF despite it being beautiful).
The only thing that Austin and San Antonio have over Houston is the Bird scooters, which are dope when you're tourist. Also the heat is slightly more bareable in Houston than the other two.
The central part of the city near the bus station has some hoodlum black homeless people but otherwise it's very friendly middle class black people who make the city fun.
The black people also have an obsession with Slingshots 3-wheel motorcycles there:
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Wtf? Itβs a literal swamp how is the heat better?
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If I go Iβm renting an old Cadillac on Turo with those wire wheels that stick out three feet.
I actually did one of the first ad campaigns for the Campagna T-Rex, which is like the predecessor to the Slingshot.
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Cops will 100% pull you over and try to get your to violate your 4th amendment to search for drunks and chances are the dog will alert and peg it on you
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they're called swangas, just FYI
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Houston is the worst. I'd say nuke it, but it's a waste of perfectly good plutonium. It already looks like fricking Hiroshima...
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Imagine hating America's most affordable major city. Urban Planningcels deserve the rope.
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it isn't even like living in a city
it's like living in 40 square miles of a suburb
also, Houstonians live there
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Last time you posted that pic Enrico pointed out how that's really old and it no longer looks like that.
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Left looks like a sim city from before the titles were numbered
e: now i wanna see the subterranean view
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That still looks bad. Only different is there are more skyscrapers where the buildings are
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Still looks like shit, tbh. This is just a perfect illustration of burgers turning their own cities into wasteland voluntarily.
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Oh yeah, it's still soulless but nowhere near as bad as the sole before picture.
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Honestly that pic is intentionally egregious. It shows downtown without any of the actual skyscrapers (which are all out of shot on the right). There are shots of downtown that are significantly less soulless.
That said he's right about the sprawl. Houston is a terribly-planned city by any metric.
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Unfortunately from that angle you can't see the hotel that has a lazy river in the shape of Texas which is obviously the pinnacle of architecture.
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Bus station is bad but some of the residential areas are hotbeds of crime. When my family first immigrated here we made the mistake of living in one of those shittty places. Never again
There also arenβt many attractions in Houston. But itβs suburbs are arguably the best place in the country to raise kids. Plenty of highly ranked schools like in Cali and Northeast, but there is less crime and you arenβt forced to put ur kids in a private school to give them a chance. The Asians and whites arenβt libcucked so you donβt get r-slurred rules that breed criminals and focus on βequityβ. At the same time, the culture is less βtry to get ahead at all costs and frick everyone elseβ that is prevalent in other places.
Housing prices are also nice. Anywhere from 300k- a few millions but you get great sized places (sometimes referred to as McMansions but they are still nice houses). Worst thing is the property taxes which knock Houston suburbs to 9/10
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What was his argument for instead, building dystopian mega-blocks?
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I think this post is his counter-argument.
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The commie alternative always seems to be housing projects. They should have preserved part of Cabrini Green to use as an educational tool/museum like they did with the Killing Fields.
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Good i fricking hate sprawl
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Same, commies be sneeding i guess
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Are rightoids trying to make
mean something new now? It won't work, lol
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The commies always say this but it never happens
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It's all soyjak interpretations and you'll always be behind rightoid memes. That's just how 4chan operates.
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There's always been a fight over the face tbh but it's far more known as the chud face to the point self-proclaimed chuds also make edits with it (though the gigachud is far more popular for that group).
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From my heart in ink still bleeding: have this comment. Thanks for reading.
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Potatoes need a good, hard freeze. You might plant an orange grove or maybe just some wheat or corn.
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Nuclear Fire.
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Burb haters are easily the most r-slurred group of people on the planet. "OKAY it might have a decent amount of space for myself and my family, and it may be close to various amenities... but all the houses look the same omg wtf i have to appear unique"
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Then theyβll praise commie blocks that all look the same. At least they donβt have yucky lawns!
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Close to various amenities? Are you r-slurred or just trolling?
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The supermarket is at most 15 minutes away. Are you r-slurred?
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No, you are. A shop is at most 5 minute walk away in a proper city.
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Okay, and? Is that a fricking problem?
Oh nooo it takes me a little longer to walk to the store, shit guess I will have to give up my otherwise nice house with plenty of space for myself and my family
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The problem is that you absolutely cannot get anywhere without a car, lol. Licence suspension is essentially the same as capital punishment for a suburbanoid """person""" (they're not really people).
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So?
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Okay, if you are too poor to afford a car, or too stupid to avoid getting your license revoked, then maybe they should luve in the city. But if you are a normal, responsible person with a middle class lifestyle, this isnt a problem.
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Bugmen who spend their lives in traffic jam and pushing their lawnmower aren't people.
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Oh nooooo having your property look nice, what a horrible thing
People would probably take communism more seriously if it wasnt a subconscious revealing of their own feelings of inadequacy when compared with their fathers
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Mowing is therapeutic. Itβs gardening. Are you anti-garden?
Mowers are also fun to tinker with. Theyβre like tiny tractors and if youβre learning and mess up itβs not as big of a deal as it would be if you were working on large, expensive machinery.
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I know itβs hard for an alcoholic commie, but just donβt drive drunk.
Iβm an extremely reckless driver. I pass on double yellows with no visibility, run red lights, toss the rear end out on freeway on-ramps, and just the other day I got a bit of air cresting a hill. Yet Iβve never had or come close to having my license suspended.
Iβm even typing this right now while driving.
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Woot starvation on his lawn arc incoming...
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If for some reason I wasnβt allowed to drive and actually obeyed those restrictions, Iβd just use one of the many delivery options, take my boat into town, or finish my helicopter build and get places even quicker.
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In capitalist countries you can
leave the grocery store with so much food you need a vehicle to transport it all.
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Lol poor
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I serve the purpose of running over street rats (and real rats) with my truck. It's a hard job, but it needs to be done.
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Ah, so your purpose is to annoy me at traffic lights by blocking the whole view with your r-slurred giant vehicle that cannot accelerate for shit...
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No. It's to run you over.
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