Woke up set a meeting (tech sales shit), ran another meeting, fricked off to my βdoctors apptβ (interview) which i crushed, came back and set another meeting, and i felt so good i came home and put in a 3.5 miler. Goddarn im so excited for breakfast but frick i need to sleep.
Watsup rdrama, try to be like me, its great.
Edit no one will read - 2 hours to go. Picked up food so I can eat at work. Frick this is torture now.
Edit 2 - 1.25 hrs. Im at work, shit is stupid, the girls arent lining up to blow me for my new found super powers.
Edit 3 - last half hour, im so stupid letting this run into work, im about to say some dumb shit on the phones ugh.
VICTORY EDIT - work fridge was out of OJ but i did have a fruit cup to break my fast first. 4chan overhyped it, but it was still pretty cool. idk give me like a year or something wild happens before I'd feel like trying it again.
Results edit probably too late - Holy shit i dropped 8 lbs, and thats me with a beer and a good meal vs right after the morning shit, so really it could easily be 10+ lbsβ¦lets see if it sticks tho.
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If you haven't eaten anything in 3 days, that means your bussy is probably empty as a whistle. In that case, you should come over tonight for some pancakes tomorrow morning
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Oh darnn, i hadnt even thought of that, u baddd
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You can carry your lunch up in it tomorrow and it will be clean enough to eat out of it.
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A gay man's butt is always clean enough to eat.
Straggot FOUND
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Imagine how funny of a bit it would be to eat lunch in front of your coworkers by pulling different foods out of your butt and eating them
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Stop giving me great ideas
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