Reported by:
  • Merryboga : isn't this doxxing?
  • Elohim-Erika-UH : HEY WAIT A MINUTE THIS IS DOXING CARP YOU UNBELIEVABLE CUTE TWINK
  • 2DBussy : ^ :marseytrain2: seethe
  • Shill : All rules can and likely will be ignored at the discretion of the janitorial staff.

EFFORTPOST UPDATE #11 - MERARI PERSONAL SLACK LEAKS ADDED. Presumed final leak for the day. Maybe? Unless…? 😳 We haven’t had Reddit powerjannie leaks in a minute. Let’s go!

MINOR UPDATE: Srdines smugpost over the whole thing; users with millions of Reddit karma tut tut about terminally online jannies

Shit is popping off and n8 is going out with a bang. Here is his thread wherein he admits to doing what he could to break as many of @Merari’s mops as possible before leaving:

https://old.reddit.com/r/N8theGr8/comments/x0piec/this_is_un8thegr8_im_back_to_explain_why_i/

Which is apparently what this blossoming mop war is about.

This is coming to a head a few days after the Kiwis doxxed Merari (his name is Joost for God’s sake) which you can read about here:

https://rdrama.net/post/95174/marseykiwi2pat-update-maybe-pictures-kiwicel-claims

Snappy in that thread should have an archive of the Farms post since KF is still down until later today. It’s a ride.

This is all presumably coming to a head because of Merari’s well-documented, passionate, months-long defense of child rapist Aimee Challenor.

Slack leaks coming soon, will flair thread when updated. Wanna get this posted rn so the Reddit post can be archived.

CHRONOLOGICAL OVERVIEW TO DATE

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TW: MELODRAMA :violin:

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SECOND UPDATE

Killhacks, whose tongue is permanently lodged up Merari’s butt, has noticed this thread almost immediately. Make an account and talk to us babe :marseyblowkiss: SEE UPDATE #3

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Hey Femilip - it’s not n8. You can see cuz there’s a reply to his ping in one of the screens and it doesn’t have that tasteful green (yellow? am colorblind :marseygigaretard:) highlight. Also, timestamps. Both are relatively easily falsified, yeah, but I really don’t have time for that and I’m offended at the suggestion that I do.

Hi conalfisher! I still wish you’d join us for real :(

THIRD UPDATE

The groomercord user/Reddit mod there, “killhacks” is actually @tardkiller on this very website!

Here is a screenshot of his profile as I am expecting him to nuke its content imminently. Unfortunately, you can’t delete the account itself. rDrama is proudly GDPR noncompliant!

:marseypatriot:

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FOURTH UPDATE

Timestamps scrubbed from this other leaker by request.

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I have a short presentation to give in a few, I’ll be back with more in a bit x

FIFTH UPDATE

A small one but significant? N8 is leading the charge away from Reddit and into the great outdoors lol

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UPDATE 5.5 /u/CONALFISHER HAS ASSIMILATED INTO @conalfisher

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SIXTH UPDATE

Million-karma Reddit poweruser /u/esoterix_luke has just groomercord dropped the tail end of a fight with merari via their Slack dms! Can Merari survive this fallout? Can Reddit survive losing TWO of its 20-hour-a-day volunteers in a month? (yes, jannies are infinitely replaceable)

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rDrama user has tea on Luke:

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SEVENTH UPDATE

Powerjannies are revealing their chad rDrama accounts to clown on Merari :marseywholesome:

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And /u/esoterix_luke comes in hot with another Slack leak!

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EIGHTH UPDATE - /r/CenturyClub leaks!

N8 has crossposted his assault on Merari to /r/centuryclub which is apparently a sub only for people with >100k karma or something?

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disturbing allegations

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Jannie to the jannies yalls the yallers and tells them to move to an even more exclusive subreddit lol

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continued discussion of the yalling

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assorted poweruser pearlclutching

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Here we have a volunteer online janitor comparing Reddit moderation to work with NGOs and assorted charities. This isn't quite on the level of the guy who once essayed at me about how it's the same as working in a soup kitchen or homeless shelter, but it's close.

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n8, as /u/karmanacht, explains why he left and why he's back (to piss Merari off 💜)

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Some guy comes out very pro-n8 and gives a timeline of events that I'm not reading because I don't care that much. It looks good, though. You should read it.

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And finally, for now, some randos also joining #TeamN8. Is it over for Joost?

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EIGHT AND A HALFETHTHTH MINI UPDATE

Merari seems to have lost control of Groomercord :marseyexcited:

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Jannies keep dunking on him with this too -

https://twitter.com/reddit_lies/status/1530745620859961346?t=tEjGJ60KSQhTlYdM1H2OIw&s=19

NINTH UPDATE - it has moved to /r/CenturyClubDrama

For a summary of this update, please just look at this helpful summary from the #3 moderator on Reddit, /u/RamsesThePigeon:

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The explanation:

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Full imgur album of the /r/CenturyClubDrama thread for anyone who wants to stink of corn chips for a few weeks:

https://i.imgur.com/a/OTiMG6K

To clarify, /u/RamsesThePigeon really is the #3 biggest powermod now that N8 is gone. Source:

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He jannies 187 million Redditors. FOR FREE :marseyxd:

Some random fricking Merari essay about the whole thing that I’m not reading. Something about queerphobia. Racism. Sexism. You know the drill by now:

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REMINDER THAT MERARI01 SPENT MONTHS DEFENDING CHILD RAPIST AIMEE CHALLENOR AND STILL FEELS THAT REDDIT SHOULD HAVE KEPT HER

Some rando powerjannie telling Merari that his fanaticism for volunteering for a multibillion dollar global corporation is unhealthy and concerning just now:

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TENTH UPDATE

just for you bb :marseyblush:

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/u/I_PUNCH_INFANTS if you join rDrama and post itt I’ll hook you up with an exclusive bluecheck like I did for Conal and Phoenix. That’s a 100k dramacoin value. FOR FREE.

TENTH POINT FIVETH UPDATE

Powerjannie /u/I_PUNCH_INFANTS now has an rDrama presence as @I_PUNCH_INFANTS 🤗

ELEVENTH UPDATE

I think it’s winding down now. For the day at least. Merari is Dutch so it’s quite late there and this is to be expected. Here are some leaks from his personal Slack:

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btw in the first image I'm talking about a milkshake I made earlier on today, it was spectacular

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Observe as the rdrama.net jannies fall over themselves to suck this reddit powerjanny's peepee

@conalfisher you should k1ll yourself... NOW!

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Omg omg omg we've got a team of power jannies joining rdrama.net the lols are going to be bountiful and nothing can go wrong!

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Conalfisher is the one good srdine and has received assurances that he will be the very last one canned :marseywholesome:


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@justcool393 @snallygaster sorry you’re not important anymore

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Don’t you ever call Snally a srdine again


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@snallygaster has A STINKING SRDINE KITTY!

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Uhhh based

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:marseysniff:

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I was never important :marseyshrug:

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:#@snallygasterpat:

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oh no i'm not important in a reddit r drama thing what will i ever do

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Keep yourself safe? :marseyshrug:

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Didn't you make that funny Terminator meets Trump fans video AGES ago ?

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i didn't but i did make "roger stone says libtards 10 hours"

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Link?

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wow. the betrayal.

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YOU BROKE LAWLZ’ HEART


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He got off on it.

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Lawlz clearly has a humiliation fetish.

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Lawlz was the best thing to happen to Reddit since Reddit removed that one /r/iama mod and everyone flipped out

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EXCUSE YOU.

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go frick yourself

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I hope they start cleaning up this place. The hate speech is off the charts.

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Then get bigger charts.

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i laughed thanks

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lols are going to be bountiful and nothing can go wrong!

What do you think could actually go wrong? I'm genuinely curious what schizos think will cause any sort of problems for us. I'm always fascinated by how the other side of the neuro(typical/divergent) divide thinks...

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Points at Reddit.

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We're not giving them mops. They just register here like any other autist...

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Give them fake mops. That was really funny with that one schizo

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I absolutely would, but since jannoids couldn't behave and gave fake mops to every autist with a groomercord account - JL1 feature was entirely written out...

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keep them busy letting them mop a hole consisting exclusively of bots

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And then they see the CC threads and ruin that 1 out of 100 bait subs that gets traction...

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If that was their goal, they'd just register on an alt and post random marseys in all threads for a week.

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Posting the correct Marsey at the correct time is very difficult work and requires a high level of autism. I don't know if they'd be capable of doing that - they'd blow their cover before they would get to see CC threads!

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Jannies... Jannies never change.

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Post milkshake.

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Bring the boys to the yard.

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I’ve never heard of an apricot milkshake, but I’m very interested in trying one now. It’s hard to go wrong with apricot.


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I've made apricot ice cream, it's GOOD.

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I’ve never had an apricot milkshake but peach milkshakes are lovely and I make them whenever they’re on my tree

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The one that was at chick fil a while ago was good

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You gotta get onto the pistachio milkshakes, so good


The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko

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I thought you were giving tips on shaking butt

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Hello mr @conalfisher, what is your favourite Marsey?

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:#marseybongosrdine:

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Say one of mine

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Carp whats early life do?

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In light of your profile update on plebbit, have you seen this cool video by a jazz musician?

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Hi conal :marlion:

We're the official subreddit drama off-site after all

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...haven't you just outed yourself?

(edit) ooooooh lol

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