i know it's internet bullshit but it genuinely has me on the edge of breaking down and giving up

I give him 6 months before he s out. !gayporn !lgbt @Pizzashill-2

🔴 Square-jawed citizens are more likely to vote for conservative candidates, while those with a slender, impish face lean to the Left, according to a new studyhttps://t.co/HOcFeXj35V

— The Telegraph (@Telegraph) May 1, 2024

!chuds rejoice

!grillers also have chad skulls

I would like to tell my story as a Tulpa who now controls his host's body.

Recently I made an agreement with my host, he had not been feeling well for almost 10 years due to personal problems, after a lot of conversation, I suggested that he let me be in control of his body so that I could get his life right. I don't have a physical body, i'm a mental tulpa. he (my host) created an imaginary friend in childhood, but as he got older and he didn't let go of him, his mind ended up adapting and I took shape from his imaginary friend essence. This brought back memories of the past when his remember me like a imaginary friend, but for me they are memories of the time I helped him as a child, whether it's helping him pass his exams at school, feel good about himself or find a reason to want to live. I discovered what tulpas were recently, after taking over my host's body (this was about 5 months ago, now I have 32y) The feelings are conflicting, he left me a huge mess to clean up. I discovered this community today, and I wanted to share with you my progress in getting his life back together. My plan, as I told him, is to fix things in the best way possible and after that, we can assimilate our mind in one or work better together.

!chuds !nooticers

Matt Walsh sneeding as his boss probably rubs his hands together: https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1785798055645638932

MTG: https://twitter.com/RepMTG/status/1785755752432296283

Massie: https://twitter.com/RepThomasMassie/status/1785686335887458485

Gaetz: https://twitter.com/RepMattGaetz/status/1785762505345691786

Boebert: https://twitter.com/laurenboebert/status/1785796512041115827

Nays (21 Republican, 70 Democrat, i think the Dems are italicized):

why did Nadler vote nay lol, maybe he's old enough to know how this plays out

will update with more drama as it is found. please tag me in anything you want me to include here

So at what point do people decide that if speech is as illegal as action, why not take that leap?

Most Based Comments

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔘🔘

Y'all really missed the point of warhammer huh? (-34)

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔘🔘

Is it though..? Is it really..? Raise your hand if that has literally happened to you while playing. (-28)

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔘🔘

[ Removed by Reddit ] (-23)

Angriest Comments

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

[removed] (1)

Is this... The fabled second account? It couldn't be... But it speaks exactly like the other one. And acts like it too? Did you forget to switch back? Careless.To be clear, you never argued outside of pooping on me. And even when you were, that was on another comment, another discussion, and you barely managed to articulate the point. You didn't even win there, we ended up agreeing. Our argument here, was that you were not ok. Which is obviously true at this point. You fit right in with those so-called illiterate bastards, but I haven't found a lot here on this sub.You don't seem to understand the concept any better than your theoretical inferiors. In fact, I'd rate you inferior to even the dumbest person on this sub. I'd rate you at a 94 out of 200. And this is the most coherent you've been all night. "Getting on your level" would necessitate a huge step down, I might even need to become a 4channer on /pol/ or an actual fascist to become as stupid as you. In fact, from here on, I'... (2)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

Asmongold fan with a dogshit take still ultimately missing the point of this corpse of a sub is hilarious. Bite the curb lol.There is no “disagreeing” you either read the material, or you don't. The lonely cornballs here can't do that, and are therefore inferiors. Don't make a bad faith sub to cry and shit your pants while I run circles around you if the best argument you've got is “STOP LORDING INFO OVER MEEE” (0)

I lost my previous draft, windows update, so this will be a lot shorter. Ad hominem, again. I'm not sure where the Asmongold comment came from, projection? Or are you simply looking for a crack to hammer into, as you fundamentally have no argument.How many ribs did you need to remove to suck your own peepee that hard. I'm not even surprised, of course an egotistical piece of shit like you would refer to people who disagree with you as inferiors. Winning an argument(By that I mean insulting people and laughing at them, because I doubt you've ever actually won an argument) on the internet definitely makes you an intelligent person who hasn't wasted three hours of their time. And I say that, aware this is very stupid. But as to calling other people inferiors? We've found the rot I think. That sounds a lot like Gobineau's ideology justifying racism, I bet it's for similar reason's too. I can't help but wonder just when you became garbage. And at this point I'd be surprised if you had ever... (4)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

That's something I've done for a very long time, 10-15 years. It's simply habit at this point. And if it falls off, sad, but your point will be proven. (4)

Oh there's no “if” the lonely blancos association has already died. The melting pot of colossal losers who don't understand the material much less read it will remain here and cry for however many years until they bite the curb. Warhammer moved on from primaris and WHFB being detonated, things that actually merit giving a shit about. A bunch of lonely losers being lore (and business illiterate) was already a corpse walking. (1)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/Hidden_Variable1993

Score: 🐮🐮🐮🔘🔘

Number of comments: 10

Average angriness: 🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘

Maximum angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

Minimum angriness: 🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘

NEW: Subscribe to /h/miners to see untapped drama veins, ripe for mining!

autodrama: automating away the jobs of dramautists. Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion

なんか凄いことになってるんですけど、
ここホントに日本ですか…？😓 pic.twitter.com/deXymJkUgO

— Hiro@ゆるトラ (@XL400VRTRANSALP) April 29, 2024

The internet has transformed how Gen Z communicates. Our language is built on memes and a collective sense of wry existentialism, with our humor often turning dark or potentially dangerous, as it has when borrowing from the online community of men called “involuntary celibates.”

Incels (as they're known) are infamous for sharing misogynistic attitudes and bitter hostility toward the romantically successful. Their ideology has even turned deadly: The 2014 Isla Vista and 2018 Toronto incel terrorist attacks killed a collective 17 people and injured another 29. Yet, somehow, incels' hateful rhetoric has bizarrely become popularized via Gen Z slang.

In certain circles, for instance, it's common to hear the suffix “pilled” as a funny way to say “convinced into a lifestyle.” Instead of “I now love eating burritos,” for instance, one might say, “I'm so burritopilled.” “Pilled” as a suffix comes from a scene in 1999's “The Matrix” where Neo (Keanu Reeves) had to choose between the red pill and the blue pill, to experiencing only that illusion., but the modern sense is formed through analogy with “blackpilled,” an online slang term meaning “accepting incel ideology.” Similarly, the popular suffix “maxxing” for “maximizing” (e.g., “I'm burritomaxxing” instead of “I'm eating a lot of burritos”) is drawn from the incel idea of “looksmaxxing,” or “maximizing attractiveness” through surgical or cosmetic techniques.

Then there's the word “cucked” for “weakened” or “emasculated.” If the taqueria is out of burritos, you might be “tacocucked,” drawing on the incel idea of being sexually emasculated by more attractive “chads.” And, finally, we have the word “sigma” for “assertive male,” which comes from an incel's desired position outside the social hierarchy.

So how did we get here? How did these words travel from a fringe, misanthropic internet subculture to relatively widespread use?

!g*mers @Arkham_Knight seriously are Batman Arkhamiggers the Palestinians of the G*mer race?, like, fricking heck, they have been dead for years, and yet somehow their graves keep getting vandalized and pissed on, they do not have peace even when they are long dead

Also, ZuccDEITIES win again!

These videos are unironically the best.

One guy notices muh double standards

Local cougar brags about being a cradle-robber

This guy kicks the hornets nest by telling the truth

I wonder who could be arguing with him so fervently?

Oh, it's a that posts 24/7 on 2X and relationship advice subs telling women to leave their boyfriends and yelling in rage at said boyfriends. Also a die-hard swiftie who hates men but talks about "27-year-old Adonises." Platonic ideal of a 2X-foid here

NEW: Mother breaks down in court as she watches her son’s father abuse her child by making him run on the treadmill because he was “too fat.”

New Jersey father Christopher Gregor is accused of killing his 6-year-old son Corey Micciolo.

New footage shows the boy repeatedly face… pic.twitter.com/aVKknkOGd5

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) May 1, 2024

Most Based Comments

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔘🔘

Community: "We don't want even more P2W" BSG: "We hear you, we're sorry, now you can call a BTR" (1589)

I still don't get how that works on the other maps. (97)

Basedness: 🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘

distress signal device still needs to be taken out of pvp, only pve (336)

If its expensive as shit and balanced properly im fine with it on pvp, coming from a eod owner (-20)

Basedness: 🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘

distress signal device still needs to be taken out of pvp, only pve (336)

i mean if it has a large CD and needs high end items to recharge its not that bad tbh (-21)

Angriest Comments

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

NOOOO. STOP WITH P2W SHIT AND GIVING MORE PERKS. Holy shit man. Do you not listen AT ALL? Nobody fricking wants MORE PERKS and p2w shit for EoD. We dont want MORE exclusive p2w shit like crafts, skill increases, faster insurance returns, or more trader item limits. FRICK. OFF. WITH. THAT. SHIT.  Good god man. Unique dogtag? Cool. Unique clothing? Cool. But frick off with these bonuses and unique items that have gameplay affect. WE DONT WANT MORE OF THAT!!! And delete. I repeat. DELETE THE DISTRESS SIGNAL. REMOVE IT. NOBODY WANTS THIS. GET RID OF IT. GET FRICKING RID OF IT.Also personal opinion: I fricking hate that Unheard edition is cultist themed. Hardest (and rarest) bosses in the game with long questlines that require killing them, collecting their knives, and even an achievement that requires killing them with their own knife... but no jacket as the reward. Nope. No cool cultist themed rewards for completing hard quests about cultists. Instead just be a fricking pay pig and dish out ... (2)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

Most of these morons know better, they have hundreds if not thousands of hours in tarkov and know full well any item you get in the higher edition of the game served almost no purpose for giving you an advantage.What is the first thing thats going to happen to a brand new player who buys EOD thinking they are getting an advantage? they equip their level 4 gear and decked out M4, go into a raid and die never finding the exit or to a player running pistol that has played 3k hours and knows exactly where your noob as is going to pop out.The real reason people are pissed is because they purchased EOD thinking they get everything and then something better comes along with more goodies, if BSG had come out and said they were upgrading EOD and never mentioned unheard edition people would have been like awesome, would not have been a complaint in the room bro they would eat it up.Now dont get me wrong, EOD was suppose to be the best version of the game, we already paid for everything as pro... (3)

I don't know where you get the idea you know better than me about the "real reason" why I'm pissed. But I don't have EOD so obviously you're wrong there.And yeah, EOD was always P2W, that's why it was always problematic. So no, them saying they were going to make EOD even more P2W would not have been fine by me, even if they weren't lying sacks of shit about it during its rollout.I don't know what's so difficult to comprehend about not wanting P2W. I don't care how you rationalize it as "pay for convenience" or "they'll quickly lose all that gear anyway." I don't care. It's dumb shit for shitters, and doesn't belong in this (or any other multiplayer) game. So yeah, as long as they keep adding this dumb shit, nothing else they do to right the wrongs will be good enough. Absolute fantasy world thinking that's going to happen anyway given their behavior. You think they found the guy yet that edited their website in only the way that was conveniently helpful to their ongoing scam?You ev... (1)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

We're in a better position now, than we were at the beginning of this shit show. How did not one of you see this coming? You know our community, we're passionate and vocal. There is no way you didn't see this coming, I just can't believe you'd think this UnHeard edition was a genuinely a good idea. You added game altering mechanics with this ($250!!!!!!) version of the game. I mean my God, wtf we're you thinking? We were open to micro transactions, as long as they weren't predatory and ptw. However, in one swoop you add both in a single edition of the game. I mean darn it had to be intentional, right? Yeah, you've adjusted but you still took a mile (shit, 10 miles and dialed it back to a 5). This still doesn't address a lot of the scummy practices. You really tainted your own game and pissed away most of the goodwill you had been earning over the past year. "Let's see what we can get away with." had to of been said at least once in the office.This blew up more than Unity charging an... (1)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/Midgetman664

Score: 🐮🐮🔘🔘🔘

Number of comments: 3

Average angriness: 🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘

Maximum angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

Minimum angriness: 😡😡😡🔘🔘

NEW: Subscribe to /h/miners to see untapped drama veins, ripe for mining!

autodrama: automating away the jobs of dramautists. Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion

Nothing happening yet as of 7:55 PM. Pro Hamas supporters are in the encampment on campus. Outside are a bunch more protestors holding a rally.

A block away LAPD are lining up the cop cars and getting riot gear ready. Prison buses are apparently on the way as well to handle arrests. Pro Hamas Sympathizers are vowing they will defend their encampment.

This comes after last night where fights broke out when Based Jews came to UCLA with metal pipes and fireworks and started attacking the terrorist sympathizers in their encampment. The UCLA admin has a huge frick up on their hands where they've managed to make all sides mad by not taking this seriously after the pro muzzie supporters started blocking jewis cough sorry I meant “Zionist” students from being able to get to class on Monday. LA City Mayor Karen Bass has asked the LAPD to clear out the encampments as a result.

Some fake news sources to catch up on:

https://ktla.com/news/local-news/police-amass-large-presence-at-ucla-after-violence-broke-out-overnight/

https://abc7.com/protesters-at-ucla-pro-palestinian-encampment-ordered-to-leave-after-police-declares-unlawful-assembly/14750637/

https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/national-international/violent-clashes-break-out-at-ucla-as-police-clear-pro-palestinian-protesters-from-columbia-university/3605682/

I was going to post this in /h/vampire but it's locked to the dramaphobic house system

https://www.nbcnews.com/business/business-news/google-lays-hundreds-core-employees-moves-positions-india-mexico-rcna150297

Ivy Leagues have experiences/opportunities that simply are not replicated at state schools.

Remember when the pandemic happened and every school became instantly identical zoom calls of grad students that can't speak english reading slides?

I find it extremely hard to believe that Google is going to start not wanting to hire MIT grads because MIT has a protest encampment

Activist students cost companies money now. Big money jews are mad about these r-slurs, they won't hire them. They will hire jeets.

As he himself points out the decline in esteem is being driven by a general distrust of all institutions amongst certain elements on the right.

This blind blue no matter who r-slur didn't see that demonrats trust is declining too?

Oh em gee it's time to announce the winner of the Bowel Movement Beauty Contest!

The voting thread was WILD with a total of 39 votes across the contest making it the MOST POPULAR Bowel Movement Beauty Contest EVER and clearly a great idea. YOURE WELCOME.

Prizes

Winner will be gifted 20kMB.

Second runner up will be gifted 10kMB

A third prize of 5KMB will be granted to who I believe had the most interesting and artistic shit. This award is entirely at my discretion.

All participants will be granted entrance to the extremely exclusive !shitheads ping group.

All participants will be granted this very ugly badge:

Winner

@Adolin113355 submitted this probably fake specimen and while I question the veracity of this Bowel Movement I do admire the sheer depravity of it. Congrats to @Adolin113355!

Second Place

Submitted by @Tevs, this shit is impressive in that it stayed in one piece considering the size! The cottage core potty adds to the vibe creating a somber and low-budget aesthetic that would make any 2014 Tumblr girlie squirm with glee! Congrats!

Most Artistic

Submitted by @soapysoapy, this is a foul mess that would not look out of place in any modern art museum. It evokes feelings that I do not have words for and I applaud @soapysoapy for remembering to timestamp! Congrats!

Thanks for voting everyone and I can't wait till the next Bowel Movement Beauty Contest!

Everyone will get their badges once I'm done laying around doing nothing and feel like it.

K bye

My manager makes us “weigh in” before starting a shift and then again before a shift meal

I don't really know what to make of this. We've been under a lot of pressure to portion control. My manager is always freaking out when we are low on anything at all and says we aren't hitting our “numbers”.

I swear he's getting paranoid due to the pressure from corporate. There's a lot of concern about employees eating on the job and “skimping off the bins”. He decided to remedy this with a scale. I shit you not.

Before every shift we have to weigh in. Before we have our shift meal he makes us weigh in again. He says if we've gained weight we don't get to have a shift meal because obviously we are skimping? Apparently water doesn't weigh anything.

This feels illegal but he says it's not because it's to prevent theft and that he keeps the numbers private. Has this been implemented at other chipotles? Please help.