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https://old.reddit.com/r/Africa/comments/1iezval/the_battle_for_africa_is_happening_congo/machlny/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/Africa/comments/1iezval/the_battle_for_africa_is_happening_congo/mac96so/?context=8

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Yasuske posting in r/Africa :slapfight: :slapfight: :slapfight: :carpexcited:
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Canada, as it turns out, isn't broken. That was the message coming out of Pierre Poilievre's big rebrand rally, where he tried to reposition himself as a champion of Canada's virtues rather than just another critic of its failures. And while Liberal partisans will look skeptically on this attempted political metamorphosis, the biggest doubters might actually be some of his erstwhile fans: the freedom convoy.

Right out of the gate it clearly is a hit piece on Pierre.

Check the social media accounts of any prominent convoy participant, whether it's Tamara Lich, Pat King, or their dedicated transcriptionists in the alt-press, and their sympathy for Donald Trump and antipathy towards Canada becomes immediately apparent. "Your sudden, newfound, fake patriotism is truly indicative of how stupid you think we are," Lich said. "The entitlement of certain Canadians is humorous," fellow organizer Chris Barber wrote. "If we had leadership in Canada who cared about Canadians like Trump cared about Americans … we wouldn't be in this situation."

Yes the !leafs who like freedom want to be part of a country that unarguably has more rights and freedoms.

They insist the real problem isn't Trump's ongoing threats to our sovereignty but Justin Trudeau's continued existence — and, of course, the injustices and affronts that were inflicted upon them by his government. Rupa Subramanya, one of the most sympathetic chroniclers of the convoy's exploits, suggested that "Canadians have bought into the lie by politicians across the board that Trump wants to annex Canada, when what I believe is that he really wants Canadians to get rid of the Liberal government and have greater economic integration and cooperation with the US."

Trudeau drove the country into the shitter. He is why it sucks here. I don't give a frick about Trump and his "threats", "threats" which amount to "We'll make you a full state and give you all full citizenship in the best country on the gods green earth"

That's right: for these folks, public health orders aimed at protecting them and their fellow citizens are a greater threat to their liberty than an American government explicitly threatening their liberty. Policies like vaccine mandates and mask regulations — most of which, it's worth reiterating, were implemented by provincial governments — are worth resisting, apparently, but unjustified economic warfare is best met with submission and docility.

Yes forcing me to wear a mask that doesn't stop the spread (inb4: well you shoulda worn a kn95! No I don't care they were sold out everywhere and tons of the one in circulation were fake!) and get vaxxed to be able to buy food (This was seriously floated and why I finally gave in, well that and being able to work) is and was a massive threat to my freedom.

Getting to be American is the opposite of a threat to my freedom.

In some respects, the convoy's refusal to join the rest of the country in its fight against Trump's repeated provocations isn't all that surprising.

The convoy is over. It ended years ago. This is some g*mergate in current year shit.

What brought them to Ottawa in 2022 wasn't love of their country but hatred of the government in charge of it

No shit r-slur

hich helps explain the very conspicuous presence of American flags, Trump flags, and even Confederate and Nazi flags. It's why they plotted, at least in the beginning, to overthrow that government. And it's why, in a moment where the country they claim to love is being actively threatened with economic and political subjugation, they're rooting for the person doing the threatening.

I'm getting a stars and bars shirt just to piss off this jslu

They're welcome to believe whatever they want, of course. That's one of the virtues of living in a free and democratic society: you can pretend it's a woke dictatorship if that makes you feel better about your life choices.

"Dear subhuman filth"

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:marppy: Drama Report: 2025-02-10 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
🔥🔥🔥🔘🔘Convicted felon makes appearance at 2025 Super Bowl/r/pics (32M)59%9915
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘What are your beliefs surrounding climate change?/r/AskReddit (52M)51%970
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Why does the animosity to men on Reddit feel like a psyop?/r/self (2M)56%647
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘It is (D)ifferent guys/r/JoeRogan (2M)56%631
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Why are incels so scary?/r/questions (272K)48%473
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Mild take: I don't like raid levels of complication in dungeons/r/DestinyTheGame (4M)63%609
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Does anybody pay attention to these halftime Super Bowl shows nowad.../r/GenX (245K)53%424
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘There's a lot of talk lately about Republicans supposedly regrettin.../r/OptimistsUnite (234K)57%423
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘For those so confident no manager would do better/r/coys (196K)48%341
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘I'm so tired, I genuinely don't know what to do./r/badroommates (456K)55%376

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Danielle Smith rising, Nenshi falling/r/WildRoseCountry (5K)53%96
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘The cross/r/Wenatchee (8K)53%123
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Super Bowl Halftime Show: Kendrick was a bad choice./r/ThoughtWarriors (12K)49%166
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘A critique of The Fire Rises/r/TheFireRisesMod (14K)49%117
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘I was born in 1994. I'm a millennial not a " zillennial " stop maki.../r/generationology (27K)47%213
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Any Protests in Scranton on Pres day?/r/Scranton (15K)48%86
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘PM Modi endorsing this scum Ranveer Allahbadia...!! What's Your POV.../r/GossipUnfiltered (11K)53%54
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Who could I play in the MCU?/r/Fancast (27K)48%118
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Violated parole on drugs/r/Felons (42K)51%151
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Non-MAGA gun stores?/r/batonrouge (49K)47%153

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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Do you find this attractive?

!coomers !2dgooners

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Amputatee Ukranians "stronger than ever"
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eepy

im always FRICKING going to bed.

everwy day im' tired. and sleep

I'm so sick and tired of it I want to wake up but I'm tired and go back to sleep!

:marseydisagree: many such cases

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US Submarine Smashes Massive Japanese Convoy - Raid on Namkwan 1945
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Cannibal/murderrer:marseyhannibal:released from Connecticut :marseysoylentgrin: looney-bin :marseychungus:

A Connecticut man who was found not guilty by reason of insanity of killing a victim with a hatchet and eating body parts has been granted conditional release from the state's only maximum-security psychiatric hospital, despite concerns expressed by the victim's family and state lawmakers.

Tyree Smith was ordered confined to Whiting Forensic Hospital for 60 years in 2013 in connection with the killing of Angel Gonzalez, whose mutilated body was found in a vacant apartment in Bridgeport in January 2012 a month after he was hacked to death. Smith's cousin had testified that Smith told her he ate part of Gonzalez's brain and an eyeball while drinking sake.

The state's Psychiatric Security Review Board granted Smith conditional release from the hospital on Friday after hearing from a psychiatrist, who said Smith's schizophrenia :marseyschizotwitch: and alcohol :marseymoonshine: and drug :marseycocaine: disorders were in full remission as a result of medication and other treatment.

>why dont you trust doctors/shrinks? :marseyschizowall:

:soysnoo: thread

https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1iwf815/man_who_ate_part_of_his_victims_brain_granted/

https://media.tenor.com/Xog-njZu2GoAAAAx/looney-tunes.webp

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AITA for being repulsively hideous?

					
					

AITA for continuously triggering her trypophobia?

(Trypophobia is an intense and disproportionate fear or disgust for holes, bumps, or patterns that are clustered together or repetitive)

(aka r-slurred)

I (19F :marseywall:) have had acne for so long that I honestly can't remember my skin without it. I used to wear a lot of concealer to cover it up, but that only made things worse. Eventually, I realized my skin was controlling my life (and draining my bank account 💀), so when I started at a new school, I decided to stop wearing makeup :chinkbitch:. My skin still isn't great, but I'm on medication, so I have some hope that it will improve.

Here's the problem: There's a girl in my class, let's call her Callie (18F :!marseybooba:), who has trypophobia [is r-slurred]. I had no idea until we were put in a group together. The moment I spoke to her, she started crying. Naturally, I asked what was wrong, and she screamed at me that my face was triggering her trypophobia :marseywitchtriggered:. Her friends immediately jumped in to comfort her :marseypearlclutch2: while I just sat there, confused, wondering if I was supposed to apologize for my skin, something I obviously didn't choose to have :10inbongland:.

When I tried to speak again, she told me to shut up and leave because I was " :gigachadnoticeme: drawing attention to myself by talking. :gigachadnoticeme:" I asked what she expected me to do about it, and she said I could at least wear concealer. I explained that it wasn't an option because it's expensive :marseypoor: and just worsens my acne. Her friends glared at me and called me selfish :marseymeangirls:.

That was just the first incident. Ever since, anytime I sit near Callie or have to present in front of the class, she starts dry heaving or crying :marseychonkerfoidpuke: (having a panic attack?) :marseywomanmoment2:. It's disrupting lessons so much that my teacher pulled me aside and asked if I could just wear concealer for the sake of keeping the peace. She admitted it wasn't fair but said she couldn't think of another solution.

I already feel like such a freak because of my skin. I know my skin is horrid, :marseyskinnedwalk: but why am I the one expected to cater to Callie? I didn't choose to have acne any more than she chose to have trypophobia. I can't help but feel like I'm being unfairly treated here, but at the same time, I know she can't control her reaction either.

So… AITA? Should I just wear the darn concealer?

!r-slurs !neurodivergents !foidmoment !\verifiedugly

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Treason!

					
					
					
	

				
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German tourist detained by ICE in the USA : europe | Eurostrag comes to the US to illegally work, with the cowtools of her trade. Redditors cry fashism when she's detained

					
					

https://old.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/1in1feb/german_tourist_detained_by_ice_in_the_usa/mc7tr8q/?context=8

TL:DR She posted about how she was going to work illegally and had the cowtools to do so

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Japanese Pokémon Commercials! Old & New
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Conservative (?) news account that got big during covid outed as a furry, gay bottom

Now THATS how you conservatism in 2025. Uwu

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I don't know how to title this, it's just a mildly fun read
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  • Impassionata3 : Impassionata called it when they came here: disruptive weirdos learn to moderate their space lmao
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"Nobody understands what it's like to be a mod until they live it." :carpjannie2: Tears in r/jannysupport

					
					

ITT: Janny cries to his mopping buddies that users treat him the same way he treats them


:carpjannie: [–]soulself 11 points 4 days ago

I think you may be engaging too much. It's easy to get caught up in fray and try to mitigate situations, but perhaps you should be more of an observer and just enforce the rules.

Nobody understands what it's like to be a mod until they live it. You are going to piss people off no matter what you do.

If you "live" being a janny you shouldn't

:marseyweeb:[–]CitoyenEuropeen💡 Skilled Helper 4 points 4 days ago

Yes, you have to escalate each report individually. No, you cannot fire them from the feed or the mod queue with your own account.

I use a very simple auto moderator script to alert the whole team when one mod is under attack, so that we can cover for each other.

is_moderator: true

report: 1

modmail: BRIGADING ALERT

You can also add your alt account to the mods. Switching accounts is faster than navigating to reddit/report in my experience.

Beware of cross-fire! When mod A files a report such as, say, HATE or HARASSMENT, and mod B hits REPORT ABUSE under the same content, AEOT bots will whack mod A.

When a janny "is under attack" :marseylaugh:

:soymad: I moderate /r/veteranpolitics. As you can imagine, everything you do is a lose/lose. Unfortunately, I have had multiple reports on my account for hate based speech across the sub. You guys are more than welcome to crawl through it and make judgement, but it's just on moderation comments. I've had people putting me in a position where rule 3 is possibly being violated as well as actual hate speech that I'm removing. It's happening over multiple posts at this point and is consistent. I know it's suggested to send a report through the report feature, but do I need to send every post/comment individually or can I send a report in general. The issue is I'm at about 10-15 hate based reports so I know I'm gonna get clapped by AEO at some poi

Proof that reportmaxxing jannies works. Even if they don't get banned they spend the whole day :soyjaktantrum: that someone dared defy the mop

:marseyfedoratip:[–]Eclectic-N-Varied💡 Expert Helper 3 points 4 days ago

Had nothing but good luck once we've used the Report Abuse button -- never had either the positives or denials been laid at our doorstep.

What the fuck does this even mean


My hands look like this

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738616617l1HDUoJYDRhjiA.webp

so hers can look like this

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738616617IUZ_VPQzGkBfjg.webp

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"What do you feel uncomfortable about saying here?"

!oldstrags did you know Metafilter still exists? It does!

Did you know it's a giant circlejerk even more insular than reddit? Of course you did.

(For those who don't know, MeFi is an ancient internet forum that costs $5 to join. It's like SomethingAwful if it were never funny, or rdrama if you losers had jobs and could afford 5 dollars to keep out the thirdies)

Anyway, in 2014 they had a struggle session about thinking the unspeakable wrongs.

Wendy Carlos is a transwoman. Seriously, I mentioned this once and it got instadeleted because WTF? apparently some longstanding flame war of which I wasn't even aware.

I don't know who Wendy Carlos is, but I know that trans :marseyclapping2: women :marseyclapping2: are :marseyclapping2: women :marseyclapping2:. There's no such thing as a "transwoman".

Anyway, after few thousand comments the thread devolves into people getting their fee-fees hurt and demanding apologies

If you want a personal apology for a comment that was not directed at you then you might as well just come out and say so instead of continuing to harp on it despite the fact that sweetkid has explained her reasoning and sincerely apologized to the actual people involved.

Then later on, down the end there's a big argument about whether it's okay to dox a 27 year old dude :marseypedo: who really really likes a 17 y/o :stabler:

This comment does not look to me like an apology or an expression of misunderstanding. It looks to me like an admission he googled the information and intentionally doxxed someone he was characterizing as a "libertarian" and "sexual predator."

So folks are free to read the actual MeTa I am recalling and decide for themselves whether or not I am wildly misremembering anything or mischaracterizing it.

Y'all can't behave!

Painful. Might be time to close the thread?

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