What I want you to notice is all this "stimulus" they are rolling out, what has been the biggest line item in EVERY announcement?
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Bank recapitalization. Most of the money is going to make sure the banks didn't collapse and they aren't even scratching the surface https://t.co/MGtY5q9OtI

— Blume Industries CEO Balding 大老板 (@BaldingsWorld) December 26, 2024

!anticommunists !asians

i lvoe u all, thnak u for usnig the fukcing stie

It seems there is a certain magic on christmas after all After his mysterious withdrawal, it looks like @Dramamine came back for the last laugh, and built the courage to post again. Congratulations Champ.

And a big thank you to everyone who stuck around Merry Christmas Everyone.

That pretty much sums it up.

This was eye-opening.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 27, 2024

How will things shake out for our African friend? He's nervous posting like crazy

Post he is responding to

So basically the right split into two factions, tech right and right right, and the tech right is like "hey we need h-1b visa people to do the jobs," and the right right was like "no you need to hire americans," and the tech right is like "but you guys are r-slurred," and the… pic.twitter.com/KatlmN6BuX

— Autism Capital 🧩 (@AutismCapital) December 26, 2024

To my Jewish friends and neighbors, I wish you a joyous celebration filled with love, family, and blessings.

Happy Hanukkah! pic.twitter.com/Uw6Zrsmx5q

— Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (@RepMTG) December 26, 2024

Like starving trout to a fly

pic.twitter.com/CrjoIlsFXi

— Caleb Bryant (@_CalebSpeaks) December 29, 2024

Me, A Bears fan, wondering whether next year is the year

Spliting off the mainstream subreddit to listen to a youtuber demanding more strong women in the punch harder manga is insane.

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[–]LibertyOrDeath-2021 55 points 1 day ago

I used to work at a software/tech company and I hated the H1B staff. Some of the managers were ok, but nearly every single low level staff was a lazy prick or creepy fricking pervert. Give me good old hard working DACA all day and they can all have green cards in my book.

SethMatrix 4 points 1 day ago

The Latinx workers I've met don't say a word and do their fricking work.

Can't say the same for H1B workers.

[–]superzimbiote 4 points 8 hours ago

Do you think there's no H1B visa holders that are Latinx? Are you guys fricking stupid?

[–]OkIndependence188 1 point 4 hours ago

Yes

I'm learning to draw, and I think I'm good at it.

NEW: Undercovered police officer dressed as the Grinch makes a drug bust, seen arresting members of an alleged drug-trafficking gang.

The Dr. Suess character was seen breaking through a door with a sledgehammer in Lima, Peru before making arrests.

The Grinch then located the… pic.twitter.com/NhQcRPA36u

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) December 24, 2024

Vivek literally got rich by doing a rug pull on the stock market using his mom’s medical certificates to push a fake drug.

Vivek and his entire family are leeches on our country. They should be DEPORTED back to India. https://t.co/0n2hI0ckrE

— Right Wing Cope (@RightWingCope) December 27, 2024

1. "Asked a girl to prom and she laughed at me"

2. "a guy once offered to give me $10 not to kiss me..."

3. "I was bullied by girls so much as a child, my self-confidence is ruined..."

4. "chick I dated said I imagined us together... but as a joke"

5. black guy gives a short history of his time as a kid "are you neurodivergent?"

6. "just hit the gym they said... just become successful they said..."

7. "invited girl to movie, she didn't turn up, saw post online with her and her ex-boyfriend, the next day her front tire blew on the highway... had nothing to do with me..."

8. "when I was 15, I got laughed at for asking for help against me girlfriend who was abusing me"

9. "a teacher I had a crush on called me an r-slur"

10. "you guys probably stunk..." "nothing compared to your unwashed micro peen" "weak non sequitur"