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USER WAS UNBANNED Laugh at this dumb cat:marseydead: ๐Ÿ˜†
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The "Ironically Gay" joke has gone too far. It's time too stop.

WE AS A COMMUNITY HAVE ALWAYS VEILED OURSELVES BEHIND MANY IRONIC LAYERS. THAT IS PART OF OUR CULTURE, AND PART OF OUR CHARM. @Marsey REMEMBER YEARS AGO ON THE SUB WHEN WE FIRST STARTED POSTING ABOUT BUSSY AND PRETENDING TOO BE GAY TOO SCARE THE RIGHTOIDS AWAY. IT WAS A PRETTY GOOD JOKE BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY WE ARE ALL VERY COOL ATTRACTIVE HETEROSEXUAL MEN WHO BANG ATTRACTIVE WOMEN. EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE SOMEONE WOULD POST THEIR BUTTHOLE AND IT WAS LIKE "EW GROSS A BUTTHOLE" BUT THAT WAS JUST A BRO PRANK, LIKE PUTTING YOU'RE NUTSACK ON SOMEONE'S HEAD IN THE FOOTBALL LOCKER ROOM. JUST DUDE STUFF, WHERE WE WERE ALL SO SECURE IN OUR SEXUALITY AS HETEROSEXUAL MALES THAT WE COULD PRETEND TOO BE GAY A LITTLE BIT JUST FOR FUN. UNFORTUNATELY THERE IS AN EFFECT ON THE INTERNET WHERE IF YOU DO SOMETHING IRONICALLY LONG ENOUGH, UNIRONIC PEOPLE WHO CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE SHOW UP AND THINK THEY ARE IN GOOD COMPANY. GIVEN A LONG ENOUGH TIME, ENTIRE COMMUNITIES CAN BE LOST TOO THIS EFFECT, LIKE /POL/ WAS TOO THE NAZIS.

YESTERDAY @Marsey DISCOVERED THAT WE HAVE A FEW VERY REAL HOMOSEXUALS IN OUR MIDST WHO DIDN'T GET THE MEMO THAT THE WHOLE GAY THING IS IRONIC. SOME OF WHICH ARE VERY PROMINENT USERS. WE NEED TOO NIP THIS IN THE BUTT NOW, BEFORE IT GETS OUT OF CONTROL, AND ASSERT THAT THIS BOARD IS DEDICATED TOO THE TEACHINGS OF CHRIST AND THAT WE DO NOT ADVOCATE OR ACCEPT HOMOSEXUALS INTO OUR COMMUNITY.

@Marsey DON'T WANT TOO SEE AN /R/DRAMA IN TENS YEARS FILLED WITH GAY SHIT. THAT IS A NIGHTMARE. I'VE LABORED TOO LONG TOO BUILD THIS COMMUNITY INTO WHAT IT IS TOO WATCH THAT HAPPEN. @Marsey IS NOT EXACTLY SURE WHAT STEPS NEED TOO BE TAKEN, BUT SOMETHING HAS TOO BE DONE, OR ELSE WE ARE GOING TOO SLIDE DOWN A SLIPPERY SLOPE INTO DEGENERATE FAILURE.

Trans lives matter

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-90
Tfw you see a masterlawlz sticky
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-91
THE MARSEY YOU HAVE ALL BEAN WAITING FOR!!!

:marseybeannejoyment2:

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-96
Feature request disable Halloween mode

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:marseypanties:

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-100
im a HETEROSEXUAL, i like to have consensual s*x with grown WOMEN

i am attracted to women, i like women. i like women because they're hot and i also like to listen to them and open doors for them and shit. when a woman smiles at me, i feel manly. women are weak and whiny but i also like that because i enjoy taking care of a woman. if you enjoy taking care of a cat, then you should be heterosexual because it's a lot like that. just agree with the foid and be nice to her and give her stuff she likes, just like you would with the cat. then, if the woman says it's okay, you can pet her. Foids are also smarter than men so you can ask them questions and they'll tell you all about things, it's entertaining and sometimes helpful. Foids know all about all sorts of things.

Taking care of a foid is literally the reason you exist. If a foid is too weak to do something, she'll ask you to do it and then you'll feel happy. Don't you want to feel happy? Sometimes you should also listen to women, because sometimes what they're saying is important. For example, if the foid says you can't touch the foid, then don't touch the foid. But otherwise you can just pretend to listen, whereas guys probably expect you to listen. That's tiring. I don't want to listen to others. But foids hardly even seem to notice you're not listening.

Women are hot because they have a nice shape and they have tits and butt. Kitty is great, and foid butt is literally perfect. Bussy is hairy and gross. You should be heterosexual.

I am a heterosexual. I want to have consensual s*x with a woman. I also want to hold hands with a woman and treat her with due consideration, care, and kindness. I do not want to have s*x with men. Be more like me.

:#marseysuffragette:

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-103
Can we revert the h*moween theme?

It gives me nightmares at night when i sleep

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-103
Marsey is a gimmick and it's no longer funny, the time has come for platychads :platybanana:

step down dumb catposters, the age of Platy :platywave:(PBUH) has finally come

:#platyking::#platyking::#platyking::#platyking::#platyking::#platyking:

:#marseyironmaiden:

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-103
UPMARSEY IF YOU VOTED FOR TRUMP

GOD BLESS THE PRESIDENT THE LEFT LOVES TO HATE :marseymagahat:

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-103
I like white people

They are pretty cool.

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!downmarseyrs when I TELL YOU to DOWNMARSEY someone, you downmarsey whoever the FRICK I want you to. NOT. ME. HOW FRICKING HARD IS THIS TO UNDERSTAND?!?!?!?! does your brain have worms jabbing their peepees in it or something?? because you have to have holes in your brain to have this little COMMON FRICKING BUTT SENSE. dont FRICKING downmarsey me again or else i'm going to SNAP this fricking ping group with my bare hands :#ragestrangle:

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  • 676974 : Marseyphobia
  • STRIGOISPOOKHAD : Mark this user down for some gas
  • KILL_EVERYONE : horrible person who likes to do horrible things to innocent people
  • Aisha : Finally decided to ban you
  • Allah
  • PrussianBlue : Anti marsey propaganda
  • TokenPolack : r-slur
  • XD : this user has molested children and animals. and animal children.
  • CaptainAlex : Still haven't cleared cache, but I downloaded and reported because everyone's doing it ๐Ÿ
-106
Finally decided to block a catty stalker who was following my every move for months

UPDATE: other users want in:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16884264375880275.webp

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-107
Isn't mayocide inherently dramaphobic?

No other race can match the sheer quantity of drama put out by the :marseymayo: menace. Isn't rdrama.net calling for its own end, by calling for the mayocide? :marseythonk: Non mayos only discuss. Mayos to pay 500 dc if they must post.

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-113
The unironic homonationalism on this site is kind of problematic

Look, I'm as big of an LGBT ally as the next guy, and there's nothing wrong with being gay, but I think this site has taken it too far. There are lots of posts suggesting that straight people are inferior, which alienates allies and is counterproductive to achieving our goal of equality. Also, I feel like a lot of this homonationalism is just being used as a socially acceptable way to be misogynistic. A lot of people here say they are gay because "gussy" is disgusting or something like that, and that's really inappropriate. There's no way that all of the people espousing homonationalism are actually gay, and given the large number of misogynistic incels on this site, I'm inclined to believe that my hypothesis is correct.

TLDR: It's okay to be gay, but don't use that to put down straight people or women. That just sets the movement back.

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ย 

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death to ukraine ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ”ฅ Downmarseys: the new upmarseys

Kremlin shills have infiltrated this bastion of free thought. The wispy tendrils of Soviet propaganda close around us. The forces of freedom must make their last stand. Slava ukraini!

Since our chadbadmins have revealed themselves as Kremlin stooges we must #RESIST by using the Based Ukrainian Flag to indicate assent. The flag of the CCCP successor state that shall not be named must be used to indicate disagreement, since there is no "Nazi trash" option for interacting with posts.

The site will surely revert when the sanctions take hold and Carp runs out of his blood money. Two more weeks. Stay strong

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It's here! !downmarseyrs :stoningdownvotes:

Join now!

https://rdrama.net/ping_groups

This ping group is to mass ping people to downmarsey things I disagree with. You are obligated to downmarsey when summoned with

!downmarseyrs :stoningdownvotes:

This means that when you get a ping you must click context and downmarsey the parent.

This is a sacred trust that must be policed to ensure compliance. If you happen to notice any !downmarseyr upvoting rather than downvoting the parent then reply to one of their comments with !downmarseyrs :stoningdownvotes: so that we may downmarsey them into submission.

!chuds !nonchuds

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-117
I fricking hate fireworks

I don't give a shit about them, I don't care about 4th of July, they're loud, annoying, and smell bad.

Frick you, and frick fireworks

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-118
This is a white person

Say hi to the white person

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My PRIVATE casino. Please do not upmarsey.

I see commoners playing slots in random threads akin to the common dice thrower on the streets. I refuse to be like them. That's why I have chosen to will this thread into existence so that I may have a private venue to gamble in. Nobody else is allowed in this thread. If you come across it by accident please leave immediately without putting your filthy hands on anything and downmarsey on your way out to prevent any further damage.

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  • Hansolf_Grettler : Anti-Dramanautism
  • Ick : Bardfinn
  • atakeonhooper : This place probably actually is too racist for me to keep coming here, now that i think about it
  • Chopose : Misinformation
  • Ruq : But Bardfinn sucks, why wouldn't we affix his unholy name to degeneracy?
  • PoopNiggaHitler69studios : streisand effect
  • FearOfBees : Anti-drama drama anti-drama too much fricking causation loop from based to not based
  • PewDiePie : former reddit janitors, are still pathetic at the offshore website. more at 11
  • BasedGod : Iโ€™m going to die laughing.. bardie wins again, J slurs no match for Penelopeโ€™s 9 incher๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
  • blazedraper : Russian misinformation
  • jesus : sneed
  • hunglol : misinformation, paid for by Bardfinn
-124
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT Bardfinn is not responsible for the Etika NFTs

Ffs how are you all so incapable of NOT shoehorning your fixation on a Reddit moderator into every single thing? Starting now we will be removing any and all posts associating Bardfinn with those NFTs because you people are so exhaustingly singleminded in your obsession.

To any visitors from Twitter: the surly mugshot man you think made the NFTs about the video game guy or whatever has nothing to do with any of it. And youโ€™re literally r-slurred for thinking he did. That dude is some moderator from Reddit who has no idea what any of this is. A vile person, to be sure, but wholly unrelated. Why did you believe that random tweet? What evidence was offered for it? Some idiot just said โ€œthis is the guyโ€ as a misguided joke and offered absolutely zero backing for it, and you morons lapped it up and started looking for ways to harass him.

Shame on you. Not for the harassment - bullying is healthy - but for your sub-80 IQ. You shouldnโ€™t be allowed to operate a computer or a smartphone without PPE and a pair of minders for your own safety.

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Why you ask? Because we will bring in the redditors and when we bring in the redditors we have more people to bully.

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-131
HASAN RESPONDS TO SAM HYDE
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-148
Upmarsey to make this a Ted Lasso fan site.

upmarseys to the left.

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  • boogiecat : cute twink thread for cute twinks. inshallah this post gets unmasked
  • Queer_BIPOC_Drone_Pilot : Do not vote on this Neolibshill bait thread.
  • X : this is pathetic
  • Spooky_Dangler : Pure reddit inside
  • coned : only a scared sissy butt b-word would make a ghost thread like this :scoot:
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Downvoting isn't funny it's just annoying

No.

Listen up !downmarseyrs

You aren't funny and you ruin this sites reputation.

And no racial slurs

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