i'm at my big firm corporate girlboss job and one of my coworkers said something about grad school - i missed a deadline last month, guess that's a sore spot for me - and i just started crying. tried to hold it in but all i managed were tears silently sliding down my face. had to slip out after a minute when it didn't stop.

literally been slinking around the office and hiding in the bathroom for an hour trying to stop crying. once, i thought i was in the clear, but when i put my hand on the doorknob to the meeting room it started up again.

i'm so annoyed because i'm a totally competent person otherwise. i'm not even really ""emotional"", like i stay pretty girlboss professional eloquent deadpan all the time - which makes it even worse when i turn into a blubbery red-eyed swollen-faced mess.

all my life i've been someone who cries at the drop of a hat - in elementary school, during ballet class, at parties, etc etc. one of my exes would get so mad at me when i cried and accuse me of doing it to derail whatever stupid fight we were having and make him feel bad. i kept swearing i wasn't doing it on purpose and i tried my best not to cry but he never believed me. i do try!! i hate crying. it's embarrassing and it's a waste of my time. i'm missing an important meeting right now :( i have to go collect my laptop that's been sitting there abandoned. what do i even say? nothing? say my tummy was upset?

Good lord this woman is a MESS. Someone casually mentioned grad school and it caused her to cry for the rest of the fricking day.

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"What are you saying on the Left again? 'Well actually the system is ok, guys! We don't know why they are trying to destroy the system! We need to defend the system!' You guys have been saying the system is completely fucked for over a decade now!" pic.twitter.com/7xrICJzzGu

— Destiny | Steven Bonnell II (@TheOmniLiberal) February 20, 2025

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!hibernians

Its true. She is no more . @Keke-The-Adopted-Cat is dead . Ferociously killed by my alter ego and evil doppelganger, Lil N. She died a painful death—microwaved out of existence. Keke The Adopted Feral tabby cat was my only source of affection and happiness . She helped me escape the darkness in my heart. I was so happy with her. I fed her cat food once every month, and she never complained . All she ever did was "meow

" You could ask her anything, and all she would reply with was "meow ".

"Keke The Adopted Feral tabby cat, do you love me?"

"Meow "

"Keke The Adopted Feral tabby cat jump "

"Meow "

"Keke The Adopted Feral tabby cat, are you homosexual ?"

"Meow "

"Bad behavior, Keke The Adopted Feral tabby cat. Stop or I'll declaw you"

"Meow "

Reminiscing about all the misadventures we went on together , like when we robbed a bunch of old , disabled , helpless yt ladies on the street , makes my heart melt . I'll miss those days. I'd go on, but my eyes are watering , and my hands are shaking like crazy . I tried huffing industrial glue mixed with cement to calm myself down, but it didn't help. So now, I'll end this farewell with a sweet message to my sweet cat , wherever she is. Keke The Adopted Feral tabby cat, my sweet kitty , you were an angel in my life , and I'll always miss you. You completed me and helped me become a better person. NGL, you were kinda evil — remember how you bit off the nose of the fat kid in our neighborhood, lol ? But that still doesn't discount the fact that you changed me for the good. I still love you, and I always will .

With love and swag ,

Lil B for Little Bars

Based Freestyle for Keke The Adopted Feral tabby cat(I'm the first rapper to steal drake's flow btw):

!Meowr !fakecels

Clearly my kind is not welcome here. You will all regret this.

Text is taken from list 11 on this page.

https://www.cs.columbia.edu/~hgs/audio/harvard.html

https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/124b7yc/i_hate_phoebe_bridgers/

I had some recently that were cashews, almonds, pecans, pistachios and I think that's perfect. hazelnuts = too much like a fancy peanut, it's not the right venue for them. a 3% ratio of brazil nuts, what's the fricking point? they just want to be able to list a fourth thing.

Now, this is where we need congestion pricing https://t.co/MyuhMVRpLE

— mark normand (@marknorm) February 19, 2025

Wait….if I fly home looking like this…. How am I going to look through passport control? The E-gates won’t work! ☹️😰 pic.twitter.com/kb8YkhqVF8

— Lord Miles Official (@real_lord_miles) January 28, 2025

this is the face of the catholic trad larperz

I think the only movie I have ever seen that was that bad was the Zack Snyder suicide squad movie. It was a total waste of 2 hours

Amarna brought this archetype to my attention and I've never noticed it before. Seems like exclusively Millenials or dirtbag left types say "should have been shoved into a locker" or some variation with lockers. 100% drawn from the TV. Turn it off.

https://x.com/search?q=shove+locker&f=live

Not sure why it's so popular tbh. Trying some pop psych maybe it's peaked-in-high-school adults nostalgically hallucinating a higher status youth. Us vs the nerds. That, "dweeb" as insult and the lunch money thing compose the totally unreal 90s bully media tropes.

This stuff was never done, and the very online don't know it.

This post is obnoxious, but being obnoxious is not against the rules. Stop reporting this post because it doesn't break any rules. It's already been reported for "report button abuse" so you'll just get penalized by admins.

Proudly stolen from @autodrama

https://old.reddit.com/r/WitchesVsPatriarchy/comments/1id9fsw/trump_is_sending_30000_migrants_to_guantanamo_bay/

I feel like #CaptainAmericaBraveNewWorld is a film people are going to watch themselves today, and realize that it’s not nearly as bad as the RT score suggests or the narrative around it has been

It’s an Iron Man 2 level film, an enjoyable cohesive film, that’s also a bit messy pic.twitter.com/tlTaEGjyio

— Rayyan*🇵🇸 (@RayyanTCG) February 13, 2025