Itsssss heeeeeereeee!

Well, in about a half hour, at least

In our first ever summer (since like 1994 I think) without any sort of E3 being a thing at all (after a previous few years where there was no E3 by it was still theoretically existing), we have yet another edition of its essential replacement!

What does that fat frick Geoff have in store for us? Probably more slop than not, but who knows? Perhaps there is more than one Le hidden gem out here..and we will find out together!

!g*mers

Most Based Comments

Basedness: 🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘

I used to LOVE him. Until Ann Coulter outted him for being an Indian spy. A real American would have pushed back against any such allegations or rhetoric but he just stood there and took it. Made me happy I wasn't given a chance to vote for him. If he's scared of her, who knows how he'd act with foreign leaders. (-12)

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He's got some great business acumen that would go to waste as a press secretary. Put his money where his mouth is too: his whole campaign was self funded. (126)

He knows how to raise money, but I'm not sure the pharmaceutical products he's developed ever made it to market. Probably why he's a good politician. All hype no output. (-7)

Basedness: 🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘

I don't feel like he's been around long enough to trust him yet. But he's got 4 years to work on it, and I like what I see.As long as he doesn't pull the rug out like so many others. (6)

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Angriness: 😡😡😡😡🔘

The only real problem I have with him... is I'm not sure he acutally believes what he says and isn't just saying the things he says because he knows its what people want.I mean if he can stick to it great. The question then is can he be bought and the answer to that is maybe... basically I'd need to see him run as governor of a state before I was truly comfortable, Trump side stepped this by everyone pretty much already knowing what he thinks. (303)

I personally do believe he believes what he says... But if you don't then I would suggest you weigh him against the alternatives... If he is disingenuous, is he less disingenuous than the rest?I don't think this is a case of "lesser of two evils" because I do think he is authentic... But again, if you don't think he is authentic, than you should be weighing him against the other evils (0)

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I'm back and forth on him. He's definitely not afraid to call out the bullshit of Conservative Inc. but he also said some scary shit during covid about passports, etc. (9)

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Chief of Staff.Trump should really put him there. Keep all of the snake secretaries in check. (107)

VPHe's literally assassination insurance.Think Trump's scary? Vivek will lay off 3/4 of DC. (29)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/Fedballin

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Number of comments: 2

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A Pennsylvania crossing guard has been arrested and charged for supplying middle school
Students with E-cigarettes and Marijuanapic.twitter.com/JzlnVGNhRz

— No Jumper (@nojumper) June 5, 2024

Can anyone confirm this isn't shreddedmanlet?

https://www.healthline.com/health-news/bird-flu-u-s-could-produce-and-ship-100-million-vaccine-doses-within-months

If your audio kit can't do bass you will hate this song LMAO

notice how child support is barely mentioned anywherenin the thread. lol

NATO Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg is abandoning a plan to create a five-year aid fund for Ukraine due to resistance from alliance members, Bloomberg has learned. It was planned that the size of the fund would be $100 billion. pic.twitter.com/S3fGobVz1k

— -- GEROMAN -- time will tell - 👀 -- (@GeromanAT) June 7, 2024

Zero chance she will have jiggle physics though

This wild af!!!!

A District Superintendent was pushed away from congratulating a student graduating the Baraboo High School

Turns out the person was the girls father & the reason he did it was because he didn’t want her touching him pic.twitter.com/FhAS1OTNO2

— Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) (@shannonsharpeee) June 5, 2024

Form a lynch mob yall:

Article link.

Yikes imagine trying to add context to this hate crime:

Can yall empathize with the racist for once smh:

If only we had a tough on interracial crime president in the white house:

Do you trust the race science or not chud?:

Too much to screenshot.

@CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM_fan pin this wholesome post please

Kate Middleton ‘may never come back’ to her previous royal role after cancer treatment.

Kate Middleton’s cancer battle may not only keep her away from the public eye for longer, but it could potentially shake up her role within the royal family.

It appears as though she “may… pic.twitter.com/0DeowtLue5

— Shadow of Ezra (@ShadowofEzra) June 5, 2024

Maybe:

Or maybe they're all dead:

TRUST THE PLAN:

Kamkam is also dead but only on the inside:

Meanwhile Britbrit is trying to kill all of us:

!tmz

!schizomaxxxers