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How can black men sound so wise ?

To me the actually fun part was that some of my black guy friends liked this post

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Neurodivergent pineapple
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Patient presents with severe anemia pulse Ox 89%, neutropenia and possible pancytopenia upon blood work. Final diagnosis was stage 4 bladder cancer so how did we end up at that diagnosis?

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69 y/o male presents after multiple bruises and bone pain, neuropathy and paraprotein general screening. Further testing showed non IgM paraprotein. There are only 2 diagnoses that makes sense so start asking questions for this very obvious guided answer.

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II fricking hate non medcels

Covering for a friend remotely and patient on plavix is mad that I ordered recommended they go to the ER. I'm about 1100 miles away and I don't even know what hospital they go to typically. Go to the ER, get a CT and then follow up with somebody else because I'm only doing this given my friend is sick.

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How do I send a groomercord link without it being blocked?

thx

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!football

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God I fricking :marseyfuckingfunny: hate the ED

I have a 30 minute break over a 72 hour shift outside :marseygrass: of required sleep :marseybearblanket: time. I'm tempted to let my license lapse because if I have to deal with another heart :marseyxmr: attack :marseybackstabtrans: and cardiology I'm going :marseysalmaid: to lose my mind.

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Pizzashit. Be afraid.
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Only Congo will stand :dasrite:
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!football

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Best race mix is Asian, white, and Latinx

The Asian makes the white smarter, while the Latinx gives healthier family values while the white balances out and allows the latinx to let their family have some space without becoming too distant.

Black is okay, at 10% for better physics. Any more and the mutt starts running away from responsibilities.

No middle easterners please. No good blood there. No good values. No good achievements. No good work. No good intelligence.

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COCO will always be gezellig
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Sunday drunk thread

Drank way too much last night that I'm still actively buzzed. Got moved to a shitty motel that is somehow worse than the crap bunk bed I slept on last night. It's particularly annoying because I'm still reviewing all the patients EMR and the laptop I was given is shit and super laggy. I can't use my phone to access them because it's a temporary access that only lets me access EMRs and my schedule on the laptop. I had to access the hospitals main site on my phone to figure out who the paths and IR were.

!boozers

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I have also been convinced

Wrote rdrama on my tits, @A wheres my 50k marseybux? !nooticers

EVERYONE POST TITS OR GTFO, THERE IS NO EXCUSE

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I couldn't tell there are downboats here because my own posts only get upboated. What can I say? I can't deny that I'm one heck of a likeable fellow. Anyway, it works.

P.S. sorry to the random person I downboated.

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this is hawk

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