https://twitter.com/Gazericc/status/1803993471679598981

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Long but entertaining read. Got this from Blind where techcels are complaining that they are tired of suits pushing AI for everything at their jobs.

Redditors really are a breed apart.

!nooticers

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Step 1: Wait until @gaslighter decides to come back to the site

Step 2: Use a grass award on @gaslighter

HIDDEN TIP: Use a Rehab award (unless you're a gambooler then a low cost award) to test for

Step 3: Buy a deflector award and use it on yourself

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Step 5: Recieve over 150 shit awards

Step 6: Recieve funds

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Step 8: Bravely beg for forgiveness

Step 9: Profit

https://twitter.com/JeffromanWaller/status/1802174267590877630

I don't even think its satire

https://twitter.com/hazmateuw/status/1804221891625803985

Moid's response to the abortion news being leaked

https://twitter.com/doaenel/status/1804248253992513790

https://twitter.com/hazmateuw/status/1804233517271756872

https://twitter.com/infrafellagroyp/status/1804252081500622870

Foid's response at the abortion thing

https://twitter.com/laurinchhe/status/1804224376415424677

Lol the dude who leaked the abortion made a diss track

https://twitter.com/hazmateuw/status/1804219874090033569

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My father was an OB/GYN and he had seen a LOT of crazy things, but the one story that comes to mind follows as such:He was a resident at the time (about 30 years ago) and a woman from a mental health facility was brought into the ER complaining of abdominal pain and experiencing what looked like contractions. He was called down to the ER as it seemed like she was going into labor at first glance.He starts doing the pelvic exam and he sees the baby's head crowning and that they need to deliver immediately in the ER.He instructs the woman to push hard and she pushes and the head pops out. Right into his hands. With no body attached. A nurse screamed and fainted and his chief resident (who was observing) just let out a "oh what the frick now."Apparently the woman was severely disturbed mentally. She wanted to be pregnant so badly that she had pushed a life sized doll head (think like those 4' barbie dolls for little girls) up and wanted to pretend it was her baby when she was delivered.... (201)

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That just reminded me! Never put it inside me, but I used the rumble pack on my N64 controller as a "vibrator". Epona was running into a lot of walls that summer! (4916)

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FBI raids home of Oakland's first-term mayor Sheng Thao

Agents also conducted searches at two homes owned by members of the politically influential Duong family.

Federal authorities have raided a home belonging to the mayor of Oakland, California, as part of an investigation that included a search of at least two other houses, officials said on Thursday.

The raid took place on Thursday morning, when FBI agents carried 80 boxes out of a four-bedroom home that property records link to Sheng Thao, who is serving her first term as the city's mayor.

Details about the nature of the raid and investigation remain thin. In a statement to the Guardian, an FBI spokesperson confirmed the bureau had conducted “court-authorized law enforcement activity” but declined to provide further information.

Agents also conducted searches about 3 miles (5km) to the south at two homes owned by members of the politically influential Duong family that owns the recycling company Cal Waste Solutions, according to the San Francisco Chronicle. The firm has been investigated over campaign contributions to Thao and other elected city officials, the local news outlet Oaklandside reported in 2020.

There will be a bet in the OP and then 10 11 pinned comments with identical bets. You can bet on England eleven twelve times to make a fortune.

If we win this we're guaranteed a spot in the round of 16. The bookies think it'll be a competitive match but I'd like you to look closely at the Danes:

Nary a Ngubu to be seen.

Contrast this to our 3.0N (2 dark Ngubii, 2 light-skinned Ngubii) and ‘arry fockin Kane and there's really only one way this can realistically end. There are technically three options, though.

!football !britbongs

Closed

https://old.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/1dl1wgm/they_will_not_see/

Some foid is going around the thread making sure every poster knows that the Venezuelans (eventually charged with homicide) were merely in the area when she disappeared.

"They need to be QUESTIONED. They are persons of interest, nobody knows yet if they actually hurt her or killed her or are actually involved at all."