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Chef with Down syndrome lands epic pancake flip
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Marsey Rule 34
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Let's get something straight. 😣 A pyramid scheme is illegal. STOP saying that hard working people in direct sales and multi-level marketing are in a pyramid scheme. 🤯 KNOW THE FACTS. You are talking about people that work hard to support their families, provide for themselves and offer wonderful products and services. 💵 💸 We don't get paid from the funds of our team members, THAT is illegal. Our corporate office pays our bonuses, overrides, incentives and we personally make money from our own sales. Stop shaming people that are making an honest living and doing life different from what YOU deem appropriate. 🙄 😏 😒 Open up that tiny mind just a bit. I'm so sick and tired of being shamed. 😫 🥴 😤 😒 😒 🤬 If you don't like folks in direct sales delete me. 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 Cause it's helped me spend more time with my family. 🤯🤗 😍 ❤️ 😽 😁 💸

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ssssssssssspppppppppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmm
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ur fricking imbeciles

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As a lolcow these downmarseys are VERY disruptive to my ongoing efforts to milk lolmilk out of my lolteats for your consumption, ban them immediately or I will be FORCED to go on lolstrike and cease ALL production of fresh lols.

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How I look at people trying to impersonate me

!lgbt you know who I am talking about

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Redditors should fear the righteous.

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My favorite soccer team losses in the 97th minute :marseyitsover:

					
					

!soccer

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when the freezer in the morgue breaks. :marseyzombie:

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155 _thousand_ reasons I should have been the dramatard of the year

!downmarseyrs

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:marseybooba:

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Frick working for the military. We both signed a contract and like heck I'm ever going to do more than the bare minimum.

I don't give a frick if others have to pick up my slack when I'm not scheduled. Drop it off on my desk when I officially start and expect it to land on your desk with 3x as much work because you pissed me off. This is a medical lab, why try to piss off the clinical director who will piss off the PI and come full circle to you resulting in both of us being angry and if not completed we talk to the base commander if we're sufficiently angry?

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I need to make a confession…

When I make drunk posts I'm usually not drunk. I usually just lie and personal blog the rest of the post. While I am definitely an alcoholic, I'm not out there drinking 24/7 though I wish I was. Have fun with that knowledge, I need to go throw up 3 days worth of heavy drinking since I have plans on Tuesday

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REMINDER TO ALL MUTTS THAT AMERICA ONLY EXISTS BECAUSE WE ALLOW YOU TO. YOU LOST 1812 AND WE DIDN'T EVEN BREAK A SWEAT. WHITEHOUSE BURNED TO THE GROUND :marseyredcoat:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16885091407182193.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1688506141876338.webp

(he doesn't know mutts are losers :marseydicklet::marseydicklet::marseydicklet::marseydicklet:)

:marseysmirk: :marseysmug2: :marseysmug3: :marseysmug: :marsey57:

CANADA NEW WORLD ORDER 1812-2035 WON ONCE WON FOREVER.

:mars#eymutt: :marseys#hooting:

CANADA A SUPERPOWER BY 2025 WITH OUR NEW IMPORTED BROTHERS

:mars#eytunaktunak: :mars!#eytunaktunak: :mars#eytunaktunak: :mars#eytunaktunak: :mars#eytu!naktunak: :mars#eytunaktunak: :mars#e!ytunaktunak: :mars#eytunaktunak:

AMERICA'S FINANCIAL STATE IS PURELY BECAUSE WE (:marse#ycanada:) ALLOW IT, NEVER FORGET

:mars#eyeh: :mars#eyeh: :mars#eyeh: :mars#eyeh: :mars#eyeh: :mars#eyeh: :mars#eyeh: :mars#eyeh: :mars#eyeh:

FRICK WITH US AND WE'LL BURN YOU DOWN AGAIN (TALLY HO, LADS) THE ETERNAL MAPLE ARMY MARCHES

:marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat:

:marseyredcoat: :marseyflamewar: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseycanadian:

:marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat: :marseyredcoat:

REMEMBER, THE ONLY WARS YOU'VE WON HAVE HAD US INVOLVED. WE CONTROL THE STRINGS OF FATE :marseythu#mbsup:

:wo#rship: :wo#rship: :wo#rship: :mars#eycanada: :wo!#rship::w!o#rship::wo!#rship:

MUTTS WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING MORE THAN A VASSEL PROVINCE TO ALLOW US TO PISS OFF EUROIDS AND RUSSCELS FOR OUR ENTERTAINMENT

!leafs

TOTAL MUTT DEATH ON THEIR SHIT HOLIDAY :mars!#eyagreefast:

https://media.giphy.com/media/24m5mMT2NC62c/giphy.webp

REMINDER. THIS IS GOD'S WEAKEST CANADIAN

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16885112317424984.webp

AND THIS IS GOD'S STRONGEST AMERICAN

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16885112317943747.webp

CANADA IS THE ONLY COUNTRY ON EARTH TO FULLY SUPPORT 2SLGBTQILCA+ (2S: TWO SPIRIT (MOST IMPORTANT, WE LOVE HEYA HOYAS!), L: Lesbian; G: Gay; B: Bisexual; T: Transgender; Q: Queer; I: Indian, LC: Lower Caste (we love sexy Indian dudes!) A: Asia ) RIGHTS AND IDEOLOGY, A STARK CONTRAST TO OUR SOUTHERN "FREE NATION" IN THE MIDST OF A GENOCIDE

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16885115170543535.webp

WE ARE THE FIRST COUNTRY WITH A TRANS-RACIAL LEADER

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16885115503640823.webp

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this is musical cirno

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ATTENTION 4 VOTERS: comment here for FREE 200 coins :marseybegging: [600DC REDISTRIBUTED, GET YOUR GIBS WHILE THE GETTINGS GOOD]

To apply, you must have bet for option 4. To claim your FREE 200 DC, simply make a comment below (as a root comment) with the following message:

YES, 2chads won fair and square. I acknowledge that I foolishly chose option 4 out of a silly misunderstanding of human psychology. The bet was not "rigged", 2 was simply the better choice, as any student of game theory could attest. I agree that I am a "4cuck" and will refrain from further mutterings. I sincerely apologize to HeyMoon for any accusation of "janny abuse", which was unmerited and not based on fact.

4cucks: @Albussy_Dumbledonger @osamabinlaughin @BigBussyHunter @Plop_Gobbler @all_correct_opinions @JoyceCarolOates @fsa @Smegma_Male @Jumm @dismybrowseacct @dim @Eatprayspazz @killthekaiser @sincewhendoyouneedaccount @pizzashilI @The_Homocracy @TheLordYourGod @BrokeBackBuck @Soren @boogiecat @DrTransmisia @morda @Pachinko @SayNoToWomensRights @SpudsMackenzie @UmhlunguDestroyer @Tickle @jararaca @fentanyl_peyotl @IslamWasRightAboutWomen @newport @RitalinRxAlt @snallygaster @xirabolt @JohnMcafee @jorples @tyuijvhvhcfcjf @how @Yowza @notactaullyaflorist @R_slur @FreedomforIsrael @SouthAmericanIncel @IndieForThePale @YoloTheSwagnificent @fine_wesome @real_hacker @MarseyIsMyWaifu @HumboldtLumberjacks @PolandNumbaOne @coof @Kobra_Kommander @Shitposting_Skeleton @SmallNips @mphj7 @peepee @PowerfoolMan @dareeldoince @Lucius @sliminalcriminal @Whitey @Beefaronisoup @BobSacamano @gaybowser @Dahl_Fook @azzlo1 @lnternetCustodian @prrk2 @HailVictory1776 @TouchFluffyTail @Sailor_R-slur @ThatHoeOverThere @sayxirname @Gibberish @ChaposeVoteManipulation @SayLess @aminoacid @ThePoolIsClosed @SomeSperg @Slugabed @Chaposevotemanipulation4 @Chaposevotemanipulation6 @Akumuyume @Chaposevotemanipulation9 @Above____________Below @Rivea_ @coned @ZombieWolfIsMyHusbando @jackie @Easy_Pete

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Have got blood in my poop.

Don't worry tho; it's definitely just hemerroids (which I refuse to look up the spelling for). I felt my grapes pop as I pushed this out. Surprisingly not painful at all, just a little uncomfortable. Have been feeling a bit unwell this afternoon, glad to be going home.

@carpathianflorist should ban the Family Man hole. Frick those people and their shitty Flintstones knock-off.

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Marsey Was A Bad Addition To rDrama

:#taytantrum:

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This is cirno
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Kill BIPOCs

I hate them

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Why is pizzashill always right?

Bottom Text!

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  • HeyMoon : The tree of bussy must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of r-slurs and admins.
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removed admin status from @aevann

By right of conquest, this means that I’m in charge now. Send me dramacoin or there will be suffering.

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Does anyone else hate Christmas?

Honestly I hate Christmas. It’s that time of the year I have to buy presents for like 8 family members. Oh and the worse part is they know I make a lot of money so they all expect fancy gifts. For example, last year I gave my mom an expensive Pandora charm and my father like $400 worth of Tommy Bahamas clothes.

Guess what I got? Some socks and a T shirt. In all honesty I don’t even remember if that’s even what I got because it was so insignificant.

I just don’t understand the obsession over Christmas. If it were up to me, we’d just go out to dinner. It would save me at a minimum $1000.

My favorite part of Christmas I think is getting out of the cold butt northeast and going to FL for the entire month, but as far as gifts go, I think this year I am just gonna give out gift cards.

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