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:marseytariq2#:

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People know they hate to see a real FBA win :marseyblack:

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Imagine being 43 years old and being this cringe :marseycringe:

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He's from the Congo but cares more about Palestine... curious :marseyhmm:

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True American FBA patriots are lighting up ICE's phones over this :marseygossip:

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All It Takes to Destroy Sri Lanka is One Monkey

And by 'destroy' I mean 'cause a nationwide blackout' and by 'monkey' I mean 'monkey'.

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The chud cries out in pain as the leopard eats his face "Trump betrayed us"
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you got this bro

!Meowr !chads

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https://bsky.app/profile/karaswisher.bsky.social

DOGE recommended firing workers at:-FDA, which oversees Neuralink-FAA, which oversees SpaceX-USAID, which probed Starlink-CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X."Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.

β€” Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) 2025-02-19T20:15:07.904281Z

Look I know you don’t want to believe that Trump won the popular vote but there’s no evidence that Elon rigged the voting machines. Get out of here with that shit.

β€” Nick (derogatory) ✨ (@slothropsmap.bsky.social) 2025-02-18T23:48:16.663Z

In the fight between Captain America and the Red Skull, be like Cap.

β€” (@akatzel.bsky.social) 2025-01-21T22:41:22.499Z

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There have been 3 fights in the USA vs Canada game in 9 seconds

Lmao

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GOOMBLE in pinned comment :marseyladybugcapitalist: ICC (baseball for british people) Champions Trophy 2025 betting

participants:

Pakistan: host, ranked 3, volatile af, bet if you r-slurred

New Zealand: ranked 4, bet if you like underdogs

Bangladesh: ranked 9, bet if you are a degenerate

India: ranked 1, fixture riggers, playing in Gulf (not of america), bet if you like bullies

Afghanistan: ranked 8, new upcoming fellas, bet if you hate women

South Africa: ranked 6, big booty bavuma, bet if you like elon musk

England: ranked 7, bet if you want to lose money

Australia: ranked 2, current world champions, bet if you are a c*nt


GOOD ADVICE

https://www.oddschecker.com/cricket/champions-trophy/winner

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739766409GhdEFG7s_t8N9g.webp

BAD ADVICE

redditors predictions

https://old.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/1iqwh6b/rcricket_champions_trophy_predictions_thread/

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He's stepping down due to Ted Tso comparing maintainers to :marseycop: here: https://lore.kernel.org/lkml/[email protected]/

I honestly don't really have a QRD other than another maintainer stepped down due to what he saw was a slight by the Linux maintainers :marseylaptopangry2:. Funny thing is the guy who set him off (Ted Tso) is the guy who caused the rust filesystem maintainer to step down as well due to a very public grilling :marseygrilling2: lmao: https://www.phoronix.com/news/Rust-Linux-Maintainer-Step-Down.

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WPT bnaned (temp)

boottm txet

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Would you date a fat funny neighbor for $50k? Many r-slurred foids say yes.

!tmz

Pick yo fave foid:

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Japanese emperor got a cat as a gift. Had a journal entry about how cool his new cat is. He was convinced it was the bestest cat ever :marseyblack2love::marseyblack2love::marseyblack2love:
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Hole refreshing.

					
					
					
	

				
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:marppy: Drama Report: 2025-02-12 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”˜The current state of this country has me panicking. I'm having pani.../r/confession (11M)60%13453
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜AITAH for refusing to split rent evenly with my girlfriend after sh.../r/AITAH (3M)54%1190
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜I'm that one who decided to stay with my cheating wife... with cond.../r/TrueOffMyChest (3M)59%1257
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜New rule. No more post about USA, Trump, or reaction to their bulls.../r/EhBuddyHoser (67K)53%878
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜What if instead of "Gulf of America" we settled on "Gulf of the Ame.../r/whatif (31K)56%597
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜President's day protest/r/idahofalls (10K)49%355
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Anyone else think AI is overrated, and public fear is overblown?/r/ArtificialInteligence (2M)52%317
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Lift malfunction/r/Unexpected (12M)64%417
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Can we all agree MILEZPERPROWER just made the best Ragatha design e.../r/Amazingdigitalcircus (34K)51%300
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Trudeau is finally talking about the "crushing U.S. tariffs." But e.../r/XGramatikInsights (129K)47%264

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜President's day protest/r/idahofalls (10K)49%355
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Ilhan Omar DID marry her brother and said she would 'do what she ha.../r/altmpls (9K)47%218
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Elizabeth Warren just ASSAULTED me on camera for asking her WHY she.../r/UsaNewsLive (3K)48%57
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜What if instead of "Gulf of America" we settled on "Gulf of the Ame.../r/whatif (31K)56%597
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Hot take: a lot of y'all are overreacting to the so-called PDF alle.../r/AMBERLYNN_Snark (13K)59%205
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜New rule. No more post about USA, Trump, or reaction to their bulls.../r/EhBuddyHoser (67K)53%878
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Mal/Kendrick/r/RoryAndMalPodcast (12K)50%124
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜This is why Sonic 3 was so good, took inspiration from the best mov.../r/SnyderCut (21K)52%196
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Can we all agree MILEZPERPROWER just made the best Ragatha design e.../r/Amazingdigitalcircus (34K)51%300
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜I really hate when socialists do the "markets need infinite growth!.../r/economicsmemes (33K)47%185

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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The Pope is in critical condition

					
					
					
	

				
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Alien-chan

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!burgers hate to see real bipoc excellence in warfare.

@HailVictory1776

@iowa_hawkeye

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"How to identify Fascism" in r/Fuckthealtright

Fascism may be defined as a form of political behavior marked by obsessive preoccupation with community decline, humiliation, or victim-hood and by compensatory cults of unity, energy, and purity, in which a mass-based party of committed nationalist militants, working in uneasy but effective collaboration with traditional elites, abandons democratic liberties and pursues with redemptive violence and without ethical or legal restraints goals of internal cleansing and external expansion.

β€” Robert O Paxton, _The Anatomy of Fascism (2004)_

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Make a killing in these polymarket bets, AfD sweep is going at 19% (16+3) and 7% respectively

https://polymarket.com/event/afd-of-vote-in-german-election?tid=1739022455327

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https://polymarket.com/event/germany-parliamentary-election

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This post proudly sponsored by https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739022823_grfLJi19Y9-yg.webp

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!chuds !hawktuah !dramatards

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Reportmaxxed User Gn0sis returns to Reddit as Gn0slis to do a Luciferian AMA

					
					

/u/Gn0slis, ex-Gn0sis, is a Satan worshiping r-slur who both supports Trump and yet is a self proclaimed anarchist. Has returned to Reddit. I originally hit him with reportmaxxing because he was an insufferable twat with no sympathy for Palestinians (imagine that)

He supports Gnostic fascism, a death cult that wants to return the world to chaos and destroy the cosmos. His AMA is horrific.

On a side note, sorry for being inactive. Building a house chews through your time.

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One large snake celebrating Chinese New Year :marseyonemediumsnekvibing:

Happy Lunar New Year to the dramanauts who celebrate it. 2025 is the Year of the Snake.

I made this for @NotX (definitely not @X, formerly chiobu) even though he never actually asked for it.

The following have sparks. Which one do you like best?

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Update: Slightly more than a day later, 1 has 36 votes, 2 has 15 votes, and 3 has 21 votes. I will submit 1.

Yes, I realize that you wouldn't actually hold firecrackers like that. I copied the design from something on Google because I waited too long to start drawing this and couldn't come up with a better design that wasn't too similar to the previous ones. I started it around January 24.

:marseytigernewyear: :marseyrabbitnewyear3: :marseyrabbitnewyear4: :marseydragonnewyear: :marseydragonnewyear2:

The tiger is by @Dramarama. The others are by me.

Without Firecrackers

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17381021139n2B1OUxa5FOcA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738102113gfKfT0dmefbyLw.webp

The title is a reference to @TwoLargeSnakesMating, former rDrama codecel who left rDrama in early 2023

(Drawn with Inkscape, referenced :marseysnek: :marseyill:)

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"His biceps are as big as her thighs" he says about an obese man with zero muscle definition

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739558155hdT_HvpbxOs3ow.webp

There's a lot here, but a summary and some key takeaways:

Lady is a feminist and a dominatrix. Decides she wants to fight for social justice in a small South African kingdom. Applies to the Peacecorps; is told that up to half of all Peacecorps volunteers ragequit, and is she absolutely certain she wants to continue fighting for social justice? Says yes, gets in the program, is informed on arrival that there will be no fighting for social justice, since Africans are racist and sexist and the local King will absolutely FAFO the Peacecorps if it fricks around.

Whole country is full of AIDS. 25% of all people have HIV, including 40% (yes) of all pregnant women.

Lots of little details come to light, such as:

A man killed his wife for asking him to wear a condom. Whether this is a reasonable thing to do or not is, evidently, a matter of national debate in their society.

Peacecorps volunteers can't wear anything too slutty, like mom jeans, else they might get r*ped. Having to wear a dress and not being allowed to wear jeans causes her fellow volunteers so much distress that at least one of her coworkers quits.

Libertarianism is rampant. To the point where they have billboards everywhere warning adults that fricking kids will give them AIDS.

It's not just normies, either. Apparently the King himself spotted a middleschooler he wanted to bang; her family tried to flee to England, so he had the Secret Service track her down and abduct her.

Because Africans hate hookers, Peacecorps volunteers find themselves needing to do HIV outreach work while simultaneously avoiding groups with HIV, lest they anger the locals too much.

The Peacecorps offers months of training and ideological reinforcement, but after that, has no idea what the frick it's doing. Every individual volunteer is, evidently, expected to think of something useful to do on their own, if and when they get assigned to a village; there's no "plan". Just liberal 20-somethings, abandoned amongst AIDS-riddled libertarian male feminists, with truckfulls of cash and rapidly souring views on the nobility of underprivileged Africa.

Eventually Our Heroine finds a village where hookers have formed a union, of a sorts, and is like OOO GOODY as a hooker myself, that's for me.

Unfortunately, it turns out most of the hookers aren't actually hookers. They're fake hookers, only telling the NGOs that they work as hookers because they expect government gibs earmarked for s*x workers. There is, apparently, no way of screening any of them, so everyone loots the hooker aid money and nobody cares.

But whatever, some of them are probably hookers right?

The local NGOees hit on a brilliant plan to convert the "hookers" into car wash attendants - even though there's almost no cars, and the only "road" in the community is a mud track that makes cleaning an effort in futility.

But the car wash is abandoned halfway through the building process, after the money is handed out but before anything concrete and workable is in place. Instead of waiting to finish the wash (which would have been an economic failure anyways, given the aforementioned lack of roads), the Peacecorp Kids organize a press event and take a bunch of photos to go on their resumes, before every single one of them leaves.

The half-finished car wash is abandoned and the Africans go back to hooking. Only lasting legacy are the news reports touting the success of those bright-eyed white liberals helping African hookers get on their feet.

The fact that she, also, fricked off out of Africa and cynically hates her Peacecorps work, same as the rest of the buttholes she worked with, goes unremarked.

OH, and frick Trump and Elon, they're the real problem, even though aid doesn't work it's important we support it anyway. Maybe she'll explain this in a subsequent article...?

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Wake up babe - new plane crash

Can't wait until this is blamed on Trump. Canada really is the 51st state.

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Hurricane, the most decorated dog in US history who took down White House intruder, dies at 16 :marseylibations: :marseycry:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739984754gLcf6lD_kleaPw.webp

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Why is Sweden :marseymidsommardani: so r-slurred?

What makes afghan refugees so important that they won't get deported no matter :marseypinkname: what crimes they commit, but a Ukrainian :marseyazov: nursing student :marseyklennyreading: who's been in Sweden :marseymidsommarchristian: for a decade and is perfectly integrated has to go back home in the middle :marseyllama2: of a war lmao

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