TIL there are terminally-online people whose life motto is not "if you don't see drama, make some"

How great of a technological marvel was the Switch though? A handheld gaming device built on the NVidia Tegra that could double as a console with detachable location/movement-detecting controllers and all for $300. You could have bought 3 of them for the price of a Pixel 2 XL. Gotta give Nintendo credit for a slam dunk success. The critics loved it. The public loved it. And their stock price has loved it. Great bounce back from the Wii U.

Gotta appreciate great gaming technology and innovation whether it is handheld, console, PC, or VR. And it's amazing how Nintendo can continue to have such success while not simply chasing FPS. It's a testament to them that people keep buying their product in large volume almost 5 years later.

When you are a big boy you'll be able to afford a $300 console and a PS5 or a PC. For now, enjoy your teenage angst. I can see you are filled with it.

Like LeapordsAteMyFace but laugh at pro vaxxers dying of the vax.

I'm not racist so Clans are out (and I don't think you can)

Something weirds going on. When I try to view my account from my pc I can't see shit. Maybe I'm just schizo idk

Optional if you have a link or image

Mexi-asians like vietcels don't count. But Chinese, Korean, Japanese are all better at being mayo than mayos. Tell me I'm wrong

My credentials? Well I've never moderated anything before, ever. Therefore I will probably not bother to moderate anything on this site at all. As a matter of fact, you can expect me to periodically forget that I am a jannie in the first place. I don't work hard to deliver drama content to this website like the tryhards.

I won't be doing anything for free. Making me jannie will bring you zero benefits and probably not that many liabilities.

So I'll never become a power tripping r-slur cute twink like the other jannies and jannie wannabes. I rest my case

1. courageous whitoid

2. selfless rightoid

3. honest liberal

4. competent women

5. respectful basketball

6. dumb ricecel

7. hygienic sexy Indian dude

8. charitable jew

9. nice billionaire

10. intellectual teenager

What are the oxymorons you know? Discuss.

Nooo not my hecking valid .genericdramaprofile_13526 !!

Backstory:

My bru, do you want to log off, tear a page from Corinthians and snort some [autojannied] before I cancel your right eye…

Link goes to his "story in short", i didnt read it because its too long. However the post has 136 comments and a 46% upmarsey ratio

Look at OP's profile.

@Elbonian_Mud_Smuggler literally keep yourself safe, you disgusting whiny hall monitor butt redditor butt snitch butt b-word. You need to go back to where you belong

Goes out to every janny too. Radical centrism? What's that???

It's irritating. Fix it.