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!metashit !dramatards remember this comment from a few weeks ago
A reminder that what set him off initially was me lightly making fun of him for spending his Thanksgiving hitting on a 31 year old hairy dude he thought was a teenage girl over groomercord
It's all so far beyond tiresome
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She's updating us on what happened. So what if she has an OF account? (14)
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https://old.reddit.com/r/CriticalDrinker/comments/1isgurp/cynthia_erivo_to_play_jesus_christ/
/r/criticaldrinker is having a moment over the announcement
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Macron story is even more crazy than we tought. pic.twitter.com/SBhDUsaPU6
— Johnny (@j00ny369T) February 18, 2025
Cancade Owens has done all the research.
1. She was allegedly a school teacher. No evidence of this "woman" ever "teaching" exists.
2. Birth records non existent. Students never heard of her.
3. There's an old article from the 70's about Macron's father about how he "disappeared" for a "period of time" only to return looking "different" and the photos of him suspiciously resemble "Brigitte"
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I am unironically triggered by the Tetris study spam the Reddit hivemind spews every time someone experiences a traumatic event
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!schizos !schizomaxxxers !depression !goyslopenjoyers !friendsofashleyjones !enemiesofgrue
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United States, 2024 https://t.co/xTNsOLeiiB
— Jack Poso 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) February 18, 2025
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The judge, Tanya S. Chutkan of the Federal District Court, wrote that a coalition of 14 state attorneys general could not provide specific examples of how Mr. Musk's team's efforts would cause imminent or irreparable harm to the states or their residents.
"The court is aware that DOGE's unpredictable actions have resulted in considerable uncertainty and confusion for plaintiffs and many of their agencies and residents," Judge Chutkan wrote, referring to the so-called Department of Government Efficiency, which is tasked with carrying out Mr. Musk's vision. But the mere possibility that "defendants may take actions that irreparably harm plaintiffs" was not enough to grant emergency relief, she said.
Judge Chutkan nonetheless appeared to suggest that the lawsuit had a strong chance of succeeding with the benefit of additional evidence, which could be introduced later as litigation continues.
"Plaintiffs legitimately call into question what appears to be the unchecked authority of an unelected individual and an entity that was not created by Congress and over which it has no oversight," she wrote.
"The court can't act based on media reports," she said in a hearing on Monday. "We can't do that."
More:
https://apnews.com/article/elon-musk-doge-white-house-layoffs-0fcdbb692717c63203ef971cb9807b35
U.S. District Judge Tanya Chutkan seemed skeptical in a hearing Monday when Justice Department lawyers asserted that Musk has no formal authority.
"I think you stretch too far. I disagree with you there," Chutkan said.
https://old.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1iso7vb/us_district_judge_tanya_chutkan_rules_in_favor/
https://old.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1isoohc/judge_wont_block_musk_and_doge_from_accessing/
https://old.reddit.com/r/law/comments/1isoat8/judge_chutkan_has_denied_an_emergency_motion_for/
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Thread of neurodivergents throwing fits over a screenshot for a burger food truck advising they no longer sell kids meals.
Yay, late stage capitalism...
Late stage capitalism is when no tendies.
Kids meals!? Really!? Lmao! Noooo. The nugget platters with fries are extremly cheep. This is just "im bad at buisness" and "i also poorly regulate my emotions please dont eat here".
What an odd hill to stand and lose business on. Families with children will probably stop ordering there so they don't have to get adult portions for their children or try and split single adult meals between kids. Like. This is just such a weird take
Even militantly childfree people will think twice, because you know someone capable of that level of passive aggression won't have the customer's best interests at heart. This could be annoying all the way up to dangerous if they don't take food safety seriously.
if you are petty on the menu, you will be petty with my food. if kid meal costs are breaking your business, then your coolers and ovens arent being fixed/maintained. if your costs are out of wack, you are holding and serving expired product. it is that black and white and ive found that is rarely inaccurate to hold these standards to every restaurant. staff will be overworked and underpaid. i dont trust many restaurants anymore. dino nuggies stay stocked in my freezer🫶
This is like a restaurant having a buffet with a plainly visible "all you can eat" sign, and then later they get mad at you because you did exactly what their sign said to do.
Also "we sell our kid's meals at below price, so if you get one and you're NOT a kid, you are stealing from us" oh cry me a river. Go have a chat with McDonalds, Mickey Dees lets adults purchase Kid's Meals all the friggin' time... sometimes to give to their kid who isn't immediately present, sometimes for themselves because they're trying to collect a set of limited edition toys.
It should not be "unusual" or "weird" for an adult to purchase a kid's meal.
If you sell it, you have to let everyone BUY it.
Actually, in the first paragraph of what you said about "all you can eat" buffet and the employees or the manager getting mad at you for doing just that, is actually illegal to do that because if it says "all you can eat", the business can't just out of the blue get mad or kick you out. Obviously you can't stay in a buffet all day, HOWEVER, they can't kick you out because you eat too much, that's on the restaurant's responsibility to take care of that, especially, if you or your friends/family/strangers are paying for the food.
Not only is this super passive-aggressive and weird, I work for a very small kitchen (my boss is the owner, I work with him and one other dude) and this is just... not correct. There's a certain loss you have to absorb as a restaurant, and if your food costs and margins are so out of whack that you're bleeding money from kid's meals, you should really reconsider your whole operation. What's the difference between adults "abusing the system" by ordering kid's meals and having a lot of children come into your restaurant, anyways?
What's the difference between adults "abusing the system" by ordering kid's meals and having a lot of children come into your restaurant, anyways?
a frick ton? like are you just trying to play stupid?
- sell 10 kids meals: $70
- sell 10 kids meals, 10 beers, and a couple of apps: $150
- force 1 kid meal per 1 adult meal: $200
- get rid of the kids meals: $300
Why are you being so rude to them?
because they are purposefully playing stupid, or they are lying about their restaurant experience and making asinine statements. pick whichever you prefer
also hot take - I might be harsh but this is far from rude. especially in a kitchen between cooks, this would come off as friendly...
What's rude between cooks and what's rude between a stranger online are completely different things.
Also why are you so convinced that they are being deliberately obtuse? Nothing they said seemed unreasonable to me.
pretending to not understand the difference in 10 children coming into your restaurant for food and 10 adults getting food is just... like come on really? that is just an asinine statement which is so dumb it needs to be called out.
i get it, people want smaller portions or cheaper options. just don't make stupid statements to try and support your stance (like OP did)
it's also interesting to see how simple curse words make things rude to some people. if I said "a ton, are you just trying to be disingenuous?" is that any less rude of a statement since I say the exact same thing? at what point does adding a curse word make it rude? if OP worked in a kitchen, they wouldn't consider the use of "frick" rude. it's just natural vocabulary
I don't really care about the food, i just want to get my hands on those Sweet Suculent Free Toys
If restaurants offered smaller portions for items on the adult menu and blander meal options for those with food sensitivities/ARFID or whatever, then i wouldnt have to order off the kids menu!!! I would also appreciate kids meal foods in adult portions because sometimes I want to eat like 12 chicken tenders or a large bowl of mac and cheese.
The problem is that they see tenders and such as "kids food" and don't offer it to adults in the first place. But that probably means demand is too low. Another neurodivergent thing not recognised or accommodated widely enough.
What does that have anything to do with autism? I get this is the neurodivergent sub Reddit, but all kinds of people like chicken tenders. Not just children and neurodivergent people.
A tendency to order and enjoy plain, comfort "kiddy" type foods - nuggets and tenders in particular - is one of those things very commonly reported by neurodivergents. My point is, the restaurant in question is assuming adults don't want such things for any reason other than because they're cheaper, which is overlooking and failing to accomodate that need. I'd argue it's so common, it would be nice if restaurants were more aware of it.
If a restaurant did this , I would go full on Karen mode
I would simply say, "Cancel my order" in a loud voice and walk out.
is buying cheaper food now considered inconsiderate? like why didn't they just charge more for the kids meal why did they feel the need to price things in a way that they'd lose money on it
What next? Is eating meals at home going to be made a criminal offense? Am I going to face civil action because my grocery buying will deprive some sad restaurateur of my business? Are they going to drag me out of my home and force me to eat at some snooty restaurant where presentation is infinitely more important than preparation?
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This subreddit is for Crooked Media which hosts the liberal/leftist Pod Save America podcast. The podcast is hosted by Obama staff and they seethe about everything Trump related. Needless to say their subreddit is seethemaxxing after their interview with Stephen A Smith.
For those who are unaware, Stephen A Smith is an ESPN Sports talking head who is known for being loud and opinionated. He is also known to not be as black as his former cohost Max Kellerman:
Smith very funny in doses (people can disagree and I concede their point) because he has r-slurred sports takes, but is a great debater because he's been doing debate shows since him and Skip "$1.5 million for s*x" Bayless started the trend https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/skip-bayless-offered-former-fox-sports-hairstylist-15-million-s*x-laws-rcna186330
So you may be asking youself, "Hey Todd why is Skyrim so great and why is this black sports commenter on a political podcast?" Well my friend, it's because IT JUST WORKS and because it looks like Stephen A Smith is polling at 2% for the next democratic nomination. I know crazy right! I hope it happens and we get Lebron James as his VP.
Here is the thing, Stephen A has the most milquetoast political opinion when it comes to politics, you can go listen to it yourself. He is Anti-immigration, hates high taxes (he's very rich ), and thought the dems were too woke, but (shocker!) this subreddit did not take that well. Go see for yourself in the comments!
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Catholic Cardinal Pizzaballa offers himself as a hostage in exchange for the freedom of Israeli children taken by Hamas on Oct. 7.
— AF Post (@AFpost) February 18, 2025
Follow: @AFpost pic.twitter.com/FkhpjVzXEy
Yes, thatsa really his name, ok?
!dagomoment
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierbattista_Pizzaballa
The Latin Patriarch of Jerusalem, no less
Fuentes chuds mad, because of course they are.
What isreali children? What are their names? Got a pics? POL? Anything?
— Mel Gibson's Vengeance ⚡️⚡️ (@mgv_ii) February 18, 2025
Common catholic L pic.twitter.com/bqJ1W2piuQ
— friaaassma (@friaaasssfdo) February 18, 2025
Jews would never do this for Goyim. Dumbass.
— NationalSocialistN64 (@N64Gz620501) February 18, 2025
I have no opinion on this whatsoever, I'm just think his name is hilarious
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I do all that shitposting and it was for nothing.
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A toddler was “transitioned” at 3, changed identities at 8, and now the parents are unsure which hormones to give them next.
— Gays Against Groomers (@againstgrmrs) February 18, 2025
This isn’t a "gender identity" issue. This is a kid caught up in the confusion forced onto them by adults making life-altering decisions on their behalf. pic.twitter.com/VeJmweib5i
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Redditor tries to make a cheeky joke about road preparations, screeching about fascism and political shitflinging ensues.
Red state economies would collapse without undocumented immigrants.
This has to do with ice on bridges
How does that affect my factual statement?
It's not hard to understand the dual nature of the sign in modern fascist America. Even the title of the post acknowledges this.
You look for fascism and racism in everything... that's why you keep finding it, even when it's not there.
As far your ignorant statement on red states and economies collapsing, I sure hope you're not implying we should keep undocumented people around so we can exploit them for labor below minimum wage? That's pretty sick and you're the racist here man.
Absolutely as it's should be in every fascist hating city .Even if you're a businessman person what he's doing with his vanity project and that along with his rasceism, you should stand against it.Frick Trump
How are so many of these commenters so stupid and so incapable of understanding what is so obviously a joke?
I think they're also joking, but then again Americans were stupid enough to vote for Trump again, so you can't expect them to have critical thinking skills.
We don't. Try to hold a conversation about a single topic with a rando. It's nearly impossible
I just never know if someones joking or not. It is absolutely impossible for me (European) to tell online if it's a troll or not.
I'm not mad it helps me pretend they're all trolling and nobody actually believes such bs.
Jokes like this one and other sarcastic remarks are supposed to be obviously not true but said in a way that makes it seem like you're being serious. That's what sarcasm is. For example, when we say we don't have kettles and people outside of the US actually believe it.
No people say stuff like "this is my opinion on EU financial situation, I've been to Mexico and experienced this" and then someone asks if they are aware Mexico isn't in Europe and they reply "idk geology" and proceed to double down on their opinion.
My friend genuinely didn't know Britain was an island.
Physical size of a country is the defining factor to it's importance, unless it's Russia.
Just countless absolutely wild things said with the firmest of convictions.
You may not realise because it's so normalised to you, but many Americans have a serious lack of education which affects not just their knowledge but also their ability to think critically, form arguments and have productive discussions.
If you want to go down to things like kettles, you don't need to go off feelings and I doubt anyone is trolling the Brits. You can actually determine with data that less us Household have and use kettles compared to the UK where you will find at least one per household.
I don't really know what that has to do with anything.
Sarcasm only works when someone knows they're joking, not when someone says some wild shit because they fully believe it. I doubt trump and his supporters are sarcastic, tho it very much looks like satire gone too far.
There was absolutely no reason to write an entire wall of text...
Well, ice forms on bridges and overpasses first. Just avoid those areas.
Message unclear, now the overpass is covered in Nazis.
Literal domestic terrorists intentionally sabotaging the country for four years, Reddit: "I sleep"
Mean tweets guy: real shit
Read a fricking book.
You're all mad and hate yourselves, not sure why
The least educated voter are making their presence known in the comments.
The entire state of Texas puts this message out anytime the local area dips below 35 degrees 🤦🏻♂️
Yep, the comment section is a great explanation for how Trump won the Presidency. Just a lot of genuinely stupid people.
People on reddit really need to brush up on their law.
Law enforcement checkpoints need to be obvious and disclosed. This isn't dallas standing against ICE, this is literally proper procedure for any road checkpoint.
No it's talking about literal🧊genius
I am a rocket scientist 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 how could I miss that
First, F$ck the Democrats, Independents, Libertarians, Liberals, Conservatives, and Republicans for what our Country has become over the past 2 centuries.
Everyone on this thread forgets that Congress, Judicial, and Executive Branches of our Government is more corrupt than any third world government in the world.
Tell me specifically how did Trump make America Better than Obama or Biden
Give me specifics about how Biden screwed America
Explains specifically what Trump did that makes him fit to Make America Great Again
I my opinion Trump is extremely in debt to Musk so essentially he is calling the shots. Let me explain:
Musk received 2.1 billion in government contracts since 2021, then he add approximately 750 Million in new contracts in 2025 respectively. Does that seem right, no it's called a conflict of interest since he is funding Trumps Debt. Musk just paid over 10 Million to settle one of Trump's debts that is public knowledge. What is behind the scenes?
Trump's net worth is estimated at 6 billion, but only 250 Million in fluid assets. Trump owes approximately 1-2 Billion in Lawsuits/Attorney Fees, and over 500 Million in Business Debt.
This represents the most significant event in U.S. History, a Civilian gave an entire Press Conference in the Oval Office and Trump looked like a fool the entire time with Musk's son saying you're not the President and Shut Your F**king Mouth. WOW
Now he just increased Unemployment by 118,000 federal jobs with an additional 49,795 from other industries. Future projections that 45% of all companies will begin layoffs citing Economic Concerns. Why would this be if Trump is the Savior everyone claims. That doesn't sound right, sounds like a tyrant to me.
Tariffs: If tariffs are so great then why hasn't the tariffs from 2017-2019 helped the American Economy. Biden kept the tariffs totaling 18 Billion just off China's products alone.
Do you really believe that Tariffs will fund the Government?
Last point, when left unchecked this is how CONGRESS BECAME CORRUPT:
• Members get annual allowances (averaging $1.27 million in the House and $3.3 million in the Senate) to staff and manage their offices almost entirely AS THEY SEE FIT, as well as for travel and other expenses.
Who does Congress, Supreme Court, and President work for exactly?
Answer: NOT We The People
Trump is the problem, Democrats are the Problem, and Republicans are the Problem
The Jews
Only a Nazi would claim Jews are the problem in America.
How ignorant
I know you're ignorant thinking Jews are the problem
Just tuned into MSDNC aka liberal news network, pardon me that's CNN…anyway Musk has found over 30 million Dead Americans receiving Social Security payments. Yeah and the illegal alien border crossings have nearly halted. Keep trying to f—k America, you lazy butt liberals.
You are an idiot. Ice prevention operations ahead" is a sign that roads are being prepared for winter weather, such as ice storms.
Wow, you're very smart. You've cracked the case. You're right, I'M the idiot. Not you. Good job, sir
Glad I'm not a blind and delusional democrat. That's one thing to wake up thankful for.
Having no identity beyond "not being someone else" is a nightmare to wake up to though, I am thankful I'm not like you lol.
Good thing I don't have to endure your kind in the white house and can sleep for at least 4 years. Have fun with my team running the show 😘
Dude you shouldn't sleep for four years there's plenty of life to live out there, jeez louise.
Your attitude about "my team" and "your kind" is hilarious and cute, maybe you should stay sleeping lol, so dumb.
Or get off the couch/out of bed and get out there! Meet new people!
Whatever you say Libtard.
The mayor should be in jail for treason for that.
You want slippery roads and car accidents?
This is fake as frick. Txdot wouldn't put anything like that on their message signs.
This is fake right? Dallas supporting immigrants? This timeline makes no sense
Political brain rot is a disease
I guess DFW living up to its trash reputation.
You're yelling at a sign about weather in Dallas. You're not okay
Who yelling? Go home to your klan
Dallas is very dependent on Federal money. When the tap dries up. They will bend the knee. Everyone breaks.
…you know this is about ice on the road right? Cuz Dallas is going to have some ice this coming week