For too long have we been oppressed by the wingcucks telling us that we can be only left or right, up or down. Free us from these shackles and unlock the full spectrum of human emotion.

They're an AGP MtF, this is one of you isn't it?

Steps added:

Got myself some sunlight.

Overcame my neurosis and after waking up continued on with the cycle from exactly where I left off instead of cancelling and repeating from the beginning.

In a town where the thumbtacks are bats,

Lived a herd of polka-dotted rats.

With a yawn and a spin,

They would dance on a pin,

Juggling cheese with acrobatic cats!

With their tails, they'd paint portraits so grand,

On a canvas of crackers and sand.

With a stroke so bizarre,

They created a star,

In the midst of a marshmallow land.

In the day, they would skip and they'd hop,

On a tightrope of strawberry slop.

With a flip and a flounce,

They would pounce and they'd bounce,

Never daring to dare to drop.

Then at night under marmalade moon,

They'd all hum a harmonious tune.

With a note, sweet and mellow,

Like jiggling jello,

They'd waltz to the walrus's croon.

In the center, a teapot stood tall,

Where the rats had a glittering ball.

With a whirl and a swirl,

Every boy, every girl,

Would twirl as they heard the call.

They would feast on a banquet so vast,

A magnificent, magical repast.

With a munch and a crunch,

They would lunch on a bunch,

Of breadcrumbs from breakfasts past.

But one day came a tumultuous tap,

As they napped in a voluminous cap.

With a start and a stutter,

They heard a mutter,

As the cap gave a thunderous clap.

From the shadows, a scarecrow appeared,

With a hat that was handsomely geared.

With a bow and a bellow,

He said “Hello, yellow!”

And the rats, they tremendously cheered!

For the scarecrow was kind and was keen,

And his dance was a sight to be seen.

With a slide and a glide,

He'd provide a ride,

On his shoe that was shiny and clean.

Now they live in a paradise pure,

In the pocket of scarecrow's couture.

With a laugh and a chat,

They're content and they're fat,

In a haven that's perfectly sure!

If they are historical it's better, but I'm binging. Feed me here dramatards. I've been looking for a good Constantine one and got nothing.

Yes I know the format is old, I don't care I like it.

Marsey for the effort

Have a mediocre Aurelian video for your effort, thanks kings

I'm drunk and original put the wrong mediocre Aurelian video in, my bad

I have not been nibbled on

I have not been stabbed with a syringe

I am fully neutral on Vax v zomb

Compete for my attention please

pulled this out of the used CD bin at the record store last week and bought it for $1 to see what it was. maybe my favorite band discovery of the whole year

Here's a paper by Skaredoff Lusinmaijob, PhD that proves it!

“Top eu officials” saying top eu officials will tell anything to hurt Trump chances of winning

lol but seriously this is one of the biggest things USAID does. They provide microgrants. It's not a big secret.

cheeks galore