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— Lisa Rubin (@lawofruby) October 24, 2023

A brawl erupted after a man driving by allegedly hurled racial slurs and insults at striking United Auto Workers members https://t.co/LW8kyG0QoI pic.twitter.com/DzN17jx6Bp

— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) September 23, 2023

As you know he is from Germany so who do germs don't like ? Turks. So he pulls out of his arsch it and them because he know Netherland has a lot of Moroccan and he also don't like then he also pulls it out of his arsch

So mayo so brave

No wonder all those German Turks voted for Erdogan

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Footage of the destruction of the SU-25 of the Ukrainian Air Force at the Dolgintsevo airfield in Krivoy Rog .

These images are notable for the fact that the Ukrainian fighter was destroyed by new loitering ammunition with a range of up to 120 kilometers pic.twitter.com/tcUvpeNarP

— Masno (@NovichokRossiya) October 10, 2023

By the time f16 comes to Ukraine Russia will have 300km light lancet (it doesn't need the heavy model to wipe a jet)

I went there to pick up a new s*x slave since my last one escaped but it seems they ran out of stock and now I'm debating whether to order a slice.

Yesterday was a lot of fun! pic.twitter.com/heNfJKlF7i

— Elon Musk (Parody) (@ElonMuskAOC) September 26, 2023

The US is calling this the Israeli 9/11.

After 9/11, and including the deaths during the war that followed itself we get an approx 9,000 total American deaths against 600,000 dead Iraqis over time.

Which gives us a ration of 1 dead American = 67 dead Israelis

Now the Americans believe the Israelis to be as equals.

Which means they get to have the same death to kill ratio.

900 Israelis died in the attack.

Assuming another 100 Israelis die in the fighting that follows.

That's 1,000 dead Israelis that has to be balanced out against 67,000 dead Palestinians.

So the current Israel Palestine war will stop at 67,000 dead Palestinians.

Edit: New research indicates that 1 dead Israeli is equivalent to 3 dead Americans.

https://rdrama.net/h/sandshit/post/210695/i-have-figured-out-how-many/5145829#context

Taking that into account we get 201,000 dead Palestinians as the final count.

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He had a panic attack lol only middle age fat women have panic attacks

Was supposed to meet up with a friend to lower how many months I have to work and he had severe food poisoning since we shared a meal. We both got food poisoning but I can at least power through it and now just using hair of the dog and drinking more following vomiting to make this somewhat bearable.

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