Let's get something straight. 😣 A pyramid scheme is illegal. STOP saying that hard working people in direct sales and multi-level marketing are in a pyramid scheme. 🤯 KNOW THE FACTS. You are talking about people that work hard to support their families, provide for themselves and offer wonderful products and services. 💵 💸 We don't get paid from the funds of our team members, THAT is illegal. Our corporate office pays our bonuses, overrides, incentives and we personally make money from our own sales. Stop shaming people that are making an honest living and doing life different from what YOU deem appropriate. 🙄 😏 😒 Open up that tiny mind just a bit. I'm so sick and tired of being shamed. 😫 🥴 😤 😒 😒 🤬 If you don't like folks in direct sales delete me. 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 Cause it's helped me spend more time with my family. 🤯🤗 😍 ❤️ 😽 😁 💸

ur fricking imbeciles

As a lolcow these downmarseys are VERY disruptive to my ongoing efforts to milk lolmilk out of my lolteats for your consumption, ban them immediately or I will be FORCED to go on lolstrike and cease ALL production of fresh lols.

Redditors should fear the righteous.

I don't give a frick if others have to pick up my slack when I'm not scheduled. Drop it off on my desk when I officially start and expect it to land on your desk with 3x as much work because you pissed me off. This is a medical lab, why try to piss off the clinical director who will piss off the PI and come full circle to you resulting in both of us being angry and if not completed we talk to the base commander if we're sufficiently angry?

When I make drunk posts I'm usually not drunk. I usually just lie and personal blog the rest of the post. While I am definitely an alcoholic, I'm not out there drinking 24/7 though I wish I was. Have fun with that knowledge, I need to go throw up 3 days worth of heavy drinking since I have plans on Tuesday

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By right of conquest, this means that I’m in charge now. Send me dramacoin or there will be suffering.

Honestly I hate Christmas. It’s that time of the year I have to buy presents for like 8 family members. Oh and the worse part is they know I make a lot of money so they all expect fancy gifts. For example, last year I gave my mom an expensive Pandora charm and my father like $400 worth of Tommy Bahamas clothes.

Guess what I got? Some socks and a T shirt. In all honesty I don’t even remember if that’s even what I got because it was so insignificant.

I just don’t understand the obsession over Christmas. If it were up to me, we’d just go out to dinner. It would save me at a minimum $1000.

My favorite part of Christmas I think is getting out of the cold butt northeast and going to FL for the entire month, but as far as gifts go, I think this year I am just gonna give out gift cards.

NEWGROUNDS WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO P-DOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.

You heard me. I'm a karma whore. I make fake posts and comments just for those sweet internet points, and you're an idiot for giving them to me. I'm not stopping. Not because of feelings of superiority, even though I am truly superior, but because I've decided to dedicate my thoughts, mind, body, and soul to gaining more upmarseys in a day than you, a pitiful mortal, will gain in your life.

Imagine a schoolgirl getting bukkake in the middle of the college bathroom from 13 different guys. That's me. I'm that schoolgirl. Except that c*m is those delicious orange arrows. I'm not saying I'm better than you. I'm simply implying it, and if you have a problem with that, compare your karma to mine, and then we'll talk it out.

I apologize for your inferiority, ok? Nobody wanted you to turn out this way, and I'm sure that you feel even more disappointed in the sight of me. I have the audacity to admit that I'm a slutty whore for karma, and I'm still superior, you beta twig.

Karma is my cocaine. It's my heroin. It's my intense, orgasmic dopamine hit that will forever separate me from the mortals that surround me.

I, and I completely, am a karma whore. But I'd rather be a whore than a trashbag, like you.

Peace out plebs :)You heard me. I'm a karma whore. I make fake posts and comments just for those sweet internet points, and you're an idiot for giving them to me. I'm not stopping. Not because of feelings of superiority, even though I am truly superior, but because I've decided to dedicate my thoughts, mind, body, and soul to gaining more upmarseys in a day than you, a pitiful mortal, will gain in your life.

Imagine a schoolgirl getting bukkake in the middle of the college bathroom from 13 different guys. That's me. I'm that schoolgirl. Except that c*m is those delicious orange arrows. I'm not saying I'm better than you. I'm simply implying it, and if you have a problem with that, compare your karma to mine, and then we'll talk it out.

I apologize for your inferiority, ok? Nobody wanted you to turn out this way, and I'm sure that you feel even more disappointed in the sight of me. I have the audacity to admit that I'm a slutty whore for karma, and I'm still superior, you beta twig.

Karma is my cocaine. It's my heroin. It's my intense, orgasmic dopamine hit that will forever separate me from the mortals that surround me.

I, and I completely, am a karma whore. But I'd rather be a whore than a trashbag, like you.

Peace out plebs :)You heard me. I'm a karma whore. I make fake posts and comments just for those sweet internet points, and you're an idiot for giving them to me. I'm not stopping. Not because of feelings of superiority, even though I am truly superior, but because I've decided to dedicate my thoughts, mind, body, and soul to gaining more upmarseys in a day than you, a pitiful mortal, will gain in your life.

Imagine a schoolgirl getting bukkake in the middle of the college bathroom from 13 different guys. That's me. I'm that schoolgirl. Except that c*m is those delicious orange arrows. I'm not saying I'm better than you. I'm simply implying it, and if you have a problem with that, compare your karma to mine, and then we'll talk it out.

I apologize for your inferiority, ok? Nobody wanted you to turn out this way, and I'm sure that you feel even more disappointed in the sight of me. I have the audacity to admit that I'm a slutty whore for karma, and I'm still superior, you beta twig.

Karma is my cocaine. It's my heroin. It's my intense, orgasmic dopamine hit that will forever separate me from the mortals that surround me.

I, and I completely, am a karma whore. But I'd rather be a whore than a trashbag, like you.

Peace out plebs :)You heard me. I'm a karma whore. I make fake posts and comments just for those sweet internet points, and you're an idiot for giving them to me. I'm not stopping. Not because of feelings of superiority, even though I am truly superior, but because I've decided to dedicate my thoughts, mind, body, and soul to gaining more upmarseys in a day than you, a pitiful mortal, will gain in your life.

Imagine a schoolgirl getting bukkake in the middle of the college bathroom from 13 different guys. That's me. I'm that schoolgirl. Except that c*m is those delicious orange arrows. I'm not saying I'm better than you. I'm simply implying it, and if you have a problem with that, compare your karma to mine, and then we'll talk it out.

I apologize for your inferiority, ok? Nobody wanted you to turn out this way, and I'm sure that you feel even more disappointed in the sight of me. I have the audacity to admit that I'm a slutty whore for karma, and I'm still superior, you beta twig.

Karma is my cocaine. It's my heroin. It's my intense, orgasmic dopamine hit that will forever separate me from the mortals that surround me.

I, and I completely, am a karma whore. But I'd rather be a whore than a trashbag, like you.

Peace out plebs :)You heard me. I'm a karma whore. I make fake posts and comments just for those sweet internet points, and you're an idiot for giving them to me. I'm not stopping. Not because of feelings of superiority, even though I am truly superior, but because I've decided to dedicate my thoughts, mind, body, and soul to gaining more upmarseys in a day than you, a pitiful mortal, will gain in your life.

Imagine a schoolgirl getting bukkake in the middle of the college bathroom from 13 different guys. That's me. I'm that schoolgirl. Except that c*m is those delicious orange arrows. I'm not saying I'm better than you. I'm simply implying it, and if you have a problem with that, compare your karma to mine, and then we'll talk it out.

I apologize for your inferiority, ok? Nobody wanted you to turn out this way, and I'm sure that you feel even more disappointed in the sight of me. I have the audacity to admit that I'm a slutty whore for karma, and I'm still superior, you beta twig.

Karma is my cocaine. It's my heroin. It's my intense, orgasmic dopamine hit that will forever separate me from the mortals that surround me.

I, and I completely, am a karma whore. But I'd rather be a whore than a trashbag, like you.

Peace out plebs :)

!football who in your life is holding you back and how much do you think the krauts would pay for them?

its a communist op to ruiin the minds of young people and it obvs worked LMAO