thot I was gonna beat the crowd, nope stood in line for an hour

I want to hire one of those body language analysis people to study Fallon in this whole appearance. All I get from Fallon here is seeping contempt. He just talks over these guys and ignores them constantly. It’s even funnier because you can tell The Roots like them more. pic.twitter.com/M9M4Jzueg6

— Rolo Spooky (@PoorOldRoloTony) October 29, 2024

Context

The Costco guys (AJ and Big Justice) are known tiktok stars and these two r-slurs rate things by giving them boom ratings, the more booms the better. The rizzler is an obese kid superstar, not a member of the costco family, who has become known for his strange hand movements on his face as he's rizzing up people. It's genuinely r-slurred but strangely endearing. In fact, these two groups have become so famous that they have appeared on Jimmie Fallon's show. Buuuuuuut the entire clip of them is just him seething and it's genuinely the most hilarious thing that has happened on his show in two and half years.

The Seethe

dawg this is killing me Fallon's so mad lol https://t.co/uFBsiWzrPZ pic.twitter.com/XqGUSNca7o

— 🏳️‍🌈Sage (Lee Harker's Wife) (@sage_2695) October 29, 2024

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I have never hated Jimmy Fallon more than this very moment.

He does not appreciate the joy or whimsy of the Costco Guys, or even the Rizzler. He cuts them off, he disregards the love they have to give the world.

I hope he goes to Heck the moment he takes his final breaths. https://t.co/togx5lWyGg

— Saltydkdan (@saltydkdan) October 30, 2024

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“I hope he goes to Heck the moment he takes his final breaths.”

A TV interview. You are saying this over a TV interview.

Please find better things to be “outraged” over.

— ScratStitch (@ScratStitch) October 30, 2024

Faced with a true performer, Fallon is left squirming and stumbling over his words in frustration.

— Vikram Rathore ™ (@RaviTejaDHF__1) October 30, 2024

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All the OG Bioware team left eons ago. The team was completely taken over by chasers, s and gendershitters since Inquisition. GG cute twinks.

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https://rdrama.net/h/politics/post/312454/chinese-student-to-face-criminal-charges

other article

https://www.mlive.com/politics/2024/10/university-of-michigan-student-from-china-charged-with-illegal-voting-in-ann-arbor.html

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https://old.reddit.com/r/conservatives/comments/1gfuw5q/chinese_student_to_face_criminal_charges_for/

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!bardfinn !bardistry

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— sascha (@SaschaAmato) October 30, 2024

I thought Resetera losing their shit over Cyberpunk was bad, Well this is worse.

"I got fooled into defending a bot, hopefully if I call this guy a newstrag people will get back on my side!"

This is mostly notable because most times when someone points out that OP is a spambot they are met with a ton of comments asking why they are defending Israel lol. Israel/Palestine shit has really fricked up this subreddit lol these people are so incredibly annoying about it. They get so aggressive and hardline so fast, can't even have a discussion.

In the last couple days alone:

https://old.reddit.com/r/BeardAdvice/comments/1gegqnf/advice_with_scraggly_beard/

https://old.reddit.com/r/BeardAdvice/comments/1geahf1/shave_or_nah_about_8_weeks_growth/

https://old.reddit.com/r/BeardAdvice/comments/1ge3r37/looking_for_beard_advice/

https://old.reddit.com/r/BeardAdvice/comments/1gdpy9w/is_there_any_hope_for_me/

https://old.reddit.com/r/BeardAdvice/comments/1gdnl1g/worth_keeping_at_it/

https://old.reddit.com/r/BeardAdvice/comments/1gdgdj3/potential/

https://old.reddit.com/r/BeardAdvice/comments/1gcyozz/why_is_my_beard_like_this/

https://old.reddit.com/r/BeardAdvice/comments/1gcsrup/whats_wrong_with_looking_different_its_not_like_i/

https://old.reddit.com/r/BeardAdvice/comments/1gchnwb/any_hope/

https://old.reddit.com/r/BeardAdvice/comments/1gbr0q4/keep_or_shave/

https://old.reddit.com/r/BeardAdvice/comments/1gc7uwm/advice/

By the way if Trump loses I am 100% blaming it on that unfunny Hinchcliffe cute twink. This January 6th, let's riot at his house

!nooticers

What's she gonna do?

The original already had /h/mnn on it! IT WAS GOD'S PLAN!

Apparently it was some old satellite radio comedy related thing?

In addition to his racist Puerto Rico joke, Hinchcliffe also made a derogatory remark about the 14-time Grammy winner and her NFL star boyfriend. "I don't know about you, but I think that Travis Kelce might be the next OJ Simpson," he said on stage.

edit: apparently this is worthy of a 7k upmarseyd /r/politics thread too https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1gf2kl1/tony_hinchcliffe_incites_fury_from_swifties_after/

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I think a Trump victory is likely, but definitely not a sure thing. It's not my place to say how others should respond, but I know what I'll do. I'll wake up on the 6th, walk my dog, have breakfast with my partner, hit the gym, go to work, and probably call my mom. Meaning, it won't change much for me. I'll continue to focus on my own small circle of influence, do my best, and keep it moving. (60)

Pretty much same-zies My life didn't change much under his first term. Doubt all the fear mongering this time will lead to much more than that... followed by more of that and so on. I focus on what matters, family, friends and work. Politics is literally the last thing I think of during the day. Everyone else thinking that it's going to be WW2 style Germany is fricking delusional and needs to step away from a computer and just enjoy life. (-1)

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I think a Trump victory is likely, but definitely not a sure thing. It's not my place to say how others should respond, but I know what I'll do. I'll wake up on the 6th, walk my dog, have breakfast with my partner, hit the gym, go to work, and probably call my mom. Meaning, it won't change much for me. I'll continue to focus on my own small circle of influence, do my best, and keep it moving. (60)

Why do you think that? I'm voting for him and I think it's VERY unlikely that he wins, I bet on Harris pretty heavily and think she wins in a landslide. (-4)

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Trump is going to lose, contest the loss, claim the Democrats cheated with zero evidence, force a contingency election in the House where the GOP majority will falsely declare Trump the winner, and the corrupt SCOTUS will certify him as President. This is why the SCOTUS and House were stocked with Trump loyalists. This has been a slow, steady corruption of the entire U.S. government by a corrupt Republican party. (25)

As president he was allowed to nominate SCOTUS and in the House, those were ELECTED by the people. Not like they were installed. For example Harris was installed as nominee without any delegate win in primary. DNC forced Biden to not run, while saying he is still of sound mind. We all saw the debate, he isn't there anymore. (-3)

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Just to play devil's advocate here, it kind of does reflect on him. Similar to when Democratic presidents ignore Republican issues because it's not aligned with her party values, Republican presidents are going under Democratic issues when it doesn't line with them and they're going to let it you know blow up. If you guys think Democratic presidents, ignoring immigration causes the crime and job stealing that you say it does, why wouldn't a Republican president ignoring injustices happening in a Democratic states not also reflect on them?That being said, would you blame Republican cities for having higher violent crime statistically? I obviously disagree with you, but for the sake of this argument I'm pretending I don't. You have to stay at least consistent (1)

Fair question, but I think the answer is pretty straightforward. The upshot is that Repubs tend to be law and order when it comes to violent street crime. For that reason, I don't believe that we can blame local Repub officials when it occurs—Repubs are less willing to tolerate violent street crime and are also unfriendly toward the habits and customs that surround violent crime.As far as "injustices" that supposedly cause crime, that begs the question. Repubs don't tend to share this view, and it is at least debatable. (Repubs would just respond that the violent crime itself causes injustice to victims and law abiding citizens.) In other words, that whole debate would not advance either side's argument.Dems allowing mass immigration, by contrast, does ultimately cause crime by illegal immigrants to occur in the U.S. Even if their crime rate is supposedly lower than that of native-born Americans, it still occurs, and one such crime is too many. (And this rate does not even reflect a... (1)

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The Durham report, read about it.You sound like your rattling of themes to a spy movie. "People dying after meeting".You're literally insane. How can you not see you're just as radical as a Qanon crazy???What did you think this master plan was? Trump, who you probably think is mentally r-slurred I'm sure, hatched a brilliant plan well before 2016 to team up with Putin, and steal the election. And then got away with it??? Trump, who had never been in politics.It sounds like you never accepted the results of the 2016 election, kinda like an election denier. You catching onto the similarities between you and the radical right here? (0)

Except multiple counties basically said if Trump got access to their secret data, they would stop sharing it with America. How do you not see the security threat the man poses? I'm not trying to be conspiracy minded; but when the leader of a nation has a secret meeting with the leader of a hostile foreign nation, and then suddenly security assets all over the world start dying from a poison known to be used by that same hostile foreign nation, you'd have to have your fricking head buried in the sand to not start asking questions. What was Trump's plan? To do exactly what he did. Sell out America's secrets to its enemies for profit! Why do you think China have his daughter hundreds of millions of dollars in patents weeks after he father got elected? Patents by the way, that normally take years to process. Done in a few months...Or why did his son in law get paid 2 billion dollars by Saudi Arabia (the country that literally funded the 9/11 attacks btw), for brokering an arms deal? Why ... (1)

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I think it could go either way. I will probably take comfort in my personal life and interests. But I have a young son, and I often think about what Trump getting re-elected would tell him about the world. A man caught on tape bragging about how he sexually assaults people and gets away with it because he's famous, was elected by nearly half the country. And then, after he led a putsch to overthrow the results of an election he lost, which injured 170 police officers and killed one, was proven in a court of law as a fraud and a criminal, and was called out by his own handpicked advisors as a "fascist"—nearly half the country elected him again. I used to think I lived in a country where this couldn't happen, where certain lines couldn't be crossed. I worry a lot about what further lines will be crossed if Trump and his supporters escape the consequences. And I worry a lot about what lessons my son will learn from this as he grows up. (37)

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