owls are such creepy nasties, only out at night and they can turn their head 180 degrees. also these neighbors eat rodents whole then throw up their bones, its like they literally shit from their mouth.

nasty birds, if i ever see one of these things on my property i am going to defend myself using the multiple guns and grenades i carry on my person at all times

frick you fricking r-slur i am gonna stomp on your skull and piss on your corpse you fricking bum bird b-word fricking loser keep pooping from your mouth nasty dumbass cute twink, your gonna go extinct and i am gonna laugh because you fricking suck and no one likes you but stupid biologist nerds who make 40k a year barely even able to pay off their student loans. you suck, you fricking ugly creepy freak fricker. keep yourself safe u rotten nasty gimp fricker. only cute twinks and male feminists are nocturnal, i am not stupid, you come out at night only because you do weird shit and don't want anybody to know. i dare you to come outside during the day kitty, i will shoot your head off and shit down your neck, tear you limb from limb. hope i find your children, gonna torture those ugly fricking r-slurred rats then force feed them to you, fricking dogshit fricker. i ransack your neckbeard nest kill your babies, and you dom't even do anything about it because you are that much of a kitty. i own you shit birds. i dominate your entire species. only matter of time until every one of you c*nts die, then i will laugh and rejoice.

Drama s have been dming me asking why I blocked their precious hole. The reason is because the badmins removed the Filter Holes button from the homepage and while im sure theyre lovely I dont want to see your chinchilla photos or hear about the /h/edgy anniversary party. Holes are communities and i dont like communities.

and yes ive logged out, cleared my cookies, reinstalled windows and tried reincarnating as a valid trans girl and the button isnt there. So I think () the admins removed it to increase hole engagement or something

so F your hole, hole.

Conclusion:

Thanks for killing the culture of the site buttholes. Not to mention the BIPOC emotes are super ugly and low res. No wants to use this shit

Be sure to upsoren this post to show your appreciation.

Seriously my Iphone 7 can barely load this darn site

I like fricking men because I can go balls deep and stimulate their prostate. Despite this women are cute and I like them.

@August

House Furry and our resident ponylovers stand with rdrama in the bold fight against Stupidpol. As always, please remember to suggest images for next week below!

This week's furry-adjacent news has been dominated by Turning Red, which Firefox was advertising for some reason and which reviewers aren't allowed to dislike. I'm not sure what to make of it, but that's one ugly panda. So it goes.

It was a slow week for local furry drama, with only a few excellent longposts and a dramatic reveal/invasion of a top-secret Groomercord server to tide us over until next week:

@CBD introduced us to the delightful world of cryptofascist Eastern Orthodox furries, which I'm sure you were all dying to know about.

@Pastel told us the tale of furries sexually harassing Old Spice on Twitter.

@Phoenixgoldfire found a bizarre and unsettling NSFW comic, as one does.

There was some sort of ghost award metadrama rumored to have ties to House Furry. Probably not worth looking into further

And, of course, there was some sort of metadrama dust-up involving alt accounts, top-secret Groomercords, and intrigue that @TracingWoodgrains catalogued here and @Marshill added pictures to over here.

Don't forget, you share a site with us The infestation will continue until the fursecution stops.

@SomeGayFurry @Noctis @AltAccountUmbreon @FurryNationalism @ThreeLetterAgent @furrybussyhunter @Lycanroc @furry @TracingWoodgrains @DudeBussyLmao @carpathianflorist @kn0thing @of_blood_and_salt @Publiq @DerekSavageCoolCuck @SparkBrave @Gandalf @CBT @Nipsu @Greu @Corvus @Pastel @Phoenixgoldfire @AnFurryTwonk

everyone get in here

As always, if you want to be added to or removed from the ping, let me know, and remember to join us at rdrama's most dramatic hole, s/furry, where the fur and fun never stops

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Imagine not being like pizzashill, who’s always right about everything.

I think we should have the following rules:

1. no being mean to Furries because they identify as animalwoofs.
2. no being mean to people that like shota and cub art because they like that art.

You are so precious, you should never have to put on a costume, a mask, or makeup. You shouldn’t face violence and you shouldn’t ever, ever be ashamed. So I am glad that you’re learning about the amazing cowtools women have online and using for self-defense.

I can’t wait for [gender identity issues to] be a thing that is on the radar screen of teachers because so many of the children I see come out to me, especially in elementary school, they have nowhere to go - they feel they're lost, they don't know what to do about it but there’s no one here to help them and that's why I really think that this hashtag needs to spread and be around as much as possible because I think it’ll lead to less violence like this, especially in some rural areas.

Go ahead, call the cops, they can't unpiss your bed. I had so much fun obliterating your bed with pee. It was like a pee tsunami, and was so great I also came a little.

And while you're weeping over your urine soaked fabric, I am already getting ready to pee in someone else's bed.

What are you gonna do? Tell your mommy? Do you really think that she'll believe someone else pissed in your bed. Good luck then. Do you think you can find me? Think again champ. Thanks to my black fedora, black minecraft shirt and black My Little Pony pants I walk in the shadows. Think you can catch me? Don't think so. Thanks to my roller skate shoes I am faster than wind.

But don't be sad that I'm leaving, hold on to that wet, yellow bedsheet, smell my glorious essence, and I have to say I had a good time. Relieving my tummy of all that pee.

So long, bussy cucker.

>on the internet

>on a drama board

>he does it for free

>he takes his "job" very seriously

>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life

>he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack

>he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch

>he will never have a real job

>he will never move out of his parent's house

>he will never be at a healthy weight

>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket

>he will never be a woman

>he will never have any friends