The basics- why he's in jail & acquiring a phone

I have terrible news. The state of Connecticut has sentenced me to 8 months in jail beginning on Nov 15. I have always tried to make the most out of my life, but today I am presented with an overwhelming challenge to overcome. pic.twitter.com/pBO1a7NZfS

— William Banks (@williambanks_) October 10, 2024

free william banks btw he's based as frick https://t.co/lICTPyG1xa pic.twitter.com/Vn00LrH9ir

— #1 JOLLIEST FELLOW 🎄🎄🎄🎁🎁🎁 (@horriblescifi) December 10, 2024

It's vlogging time

1. updating his fans and meeting his roomie

2. showing off a commissary haul from his fans, Life update & confirmation that he's a top bunk neighbor. His enemy appears

3. Holiday Preparations and trying to make peace- Setting up his Christmas tree, getting bullied & the importance of homemade christmas gifs, his bully

4. The cookie saga- baking a christmas cookie by mashing up packaged cookies, squabble neighbor, and debriefing after trying to give his bully a "cookie".

5. Aftermath & New Years- Journ*lism for Instagram/bully expose, a new years letter from his friend, hoping he's enjoying the cookies, happy new years, hanging with the homies, and playing football with the boys

6. a video simply labeled they are atheists which sounds like a vintage jinxthinker video title

The /r/news mods keep locking and removing every post about this. Here's one:

• https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1ido1pz/man_who_burned_quran_shot_dead_in_sweden/?sort=controversial

The /r/europe mods are doing the same:

• https://old.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/1idmhlw/man_who_burned_quran_shot_dead_in_sweden/

/r/WorldNews has two posts about it though:

• https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1idksap/man_who_burned_quran_shot_dead_in_sweden/

• https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1idisls/salwan_momika_man_who_burnt_quran_in_2023/?sort=controversial

Not a good day to be an ex-Muslim:

• https://old.reddit.com/r/exmuslim/comments/1idkslx/imagine_escaping_islamists_in_iraq_only_to_find/

• https://old.reddit.com/r/exmuslim/comments/1idhir4/salwan_momika_shot_dead_in_sweden/

• https://old.reddit.com/r/exmuslim/comments/1idkl6u/salwan_momikas_death_tells_us_how_unsafe_we_are/

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— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 18, 2025

In case you missed the half dozen other NFTs/shitcoins, our former and future President is still in the game of separating r-slurs from their USD!

https://gettrumpmemes.com/

I only associate Solana with neighborchain.ai now because they at least made a website with catchy sound design.

Which reddit punk is ready to get in the ring and punch a nazi?

https://old.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1idwogr/ufc_fighter_bryce_mitchell_stands_by_his_claim/

YEAH HEIL HITLER NEIGHBOR

https://old.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1idy24y/in_defense_of_bryce_mitchell/

Thoughts?

People who are using apps have been vocal about how much the experience sucks. Hinge seems especially awful to me with its limited number of photos, lame prompts, limit on likes per day, and keeping your "best" matches behind a pay wall.

Imagine foids don't have enough likes to give it to all top 1% guys and top 0,0001% guys are pay locked.

Frick life of foids is hard.

I want to combine Facebook dating with OkCupid. I think Facebook gives you ample room to write about yourself, and it gives you more than enough photo slots. I love that you can see if you have mutual friends with someone. I'd mix that with the part of OKC where you answer questions and that give you a compatibility percentage. Unfortunately, both of those platforms are very unpopular in my area, so I have to deal with Hinge & Tinder.

Every guy knows that foids don't give shit about it. They will read is if you are absolutely Chad but if you are absolutely Chad you already getting like from her since to foids guys they like are automatically funny

I'm curious about what a better dating app experience would look like to others.

PostWall inc

I agree about filters. Even when you pay to apply the filters, it still shows you people outside of the filters you've set and just highlights the people who match the preferences you've set. To me, something like childfree or monogamous is non-negotiable, so showing me people outside of that is just a waste.

App be like: b-word your filters are so extreme, why not look at this decent guy (that probably won't like your flobs back)

childfree or monogamous is non-negotiable

Why would a successful good looking 34 year old man would want a fat 34 year old sterile foid and be monogamous to her ?

And I know many of you won't question her being fat

https://old.reddit.com/r/PlusSize/comments/1hd0u8n/sometimes_i_think_i_like_plus_size_women_actually/

I've been in "romantic" relationships before where the man I was with wasn't physically attracted to me, and it was really painful to endure.

And we know he was in shape

The problem is, though, that too many of the men I've talked to who say they prefer plus-size women have been awful. They've rushed to talk about s*x

She also don't understand supply and demand curves. There so many fat foids supply and so few demand and such guys are working hard

To make sure all fat chicks get some D

I feel so stupid even asking this, but are there actually decent people out there who are more attracted to a size 16 than a size 6? Because I'm having suuuch a hard time finding someone who likes my body and is also capable of just being kind & normal to me and not scaring me or sexualizing me too much too soon.

Yes there are decent people like 1 such guy for 50 size 16 kwins and if she has green card to share.

https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1fb6bpa/why_i_stopped_asking_men_on_dates/

When I was single, this was my experience as well. I would always hear men say "We want to be asked out too" but what they don't say is that they only want to be asked out by women they find attractive. Otherwise they will freak out, be upset or get weirded out.

My experience as well. That look of disgust they get that an average woman like myself dare think they be interested, or even I dare be attracted to them lol. I've asked out plenty of men in my early 20s and pretty regularly rejected-gives you thick skin. But unfortunately socially, we are not at a place where women have equal footing when doing the approaching. Now I don't approach-if he's interested he'll approach me.

I actually were approached by shit tons of fat foids and it always surprised me like I always looked at them and was thinking (wow she is a foot smaller than me and weight more than me, why is she even approaching me ? We look like cartoon troop of tall and skinny person and fat and short)

Especially this

breathtakingly prehistoric physiognomy. an forgotten hominid ancestor terrified of fire.

it’s a crime this fine specimen is in a suit. he should be adorned in handsome pelts of cheetah, mammoth, boar… https://t.co/LKPbyJDn5m

— pagliacci the hated 🌝 (@Slatzism) February 10, 2025

INSANE LORE UPDATE (not really)

WE TALKED ABOUT VIDEO GAMES AND SONIC FOR HOURS OVER TEXT. He's only here to get his math exam, then he's gonna graduate!! I'm not sure how old he is. Looks like a 20 and 30 year old at the same time.

He got a date with someone from class as a joke! I don't think he knows that the other woman is doing it for the bit... :(

I wish I had money so him and I could do nerd shit at a local nerd café in town. We both live like 10 minutes away from that place.

I take 2 exams this week!! I already passed my RLA (English) exam 2 weeks ago... FRICKING FAILED MY SOCIAL STUDIES PRACTICE EXAM... ITS NOT MY FAULT WE'RE COVERING SHIT I HAVEN'T GONE OVER SINCE 2018-2019. However, my friend is really good at history, and I'm really good at math!

IN OTHER NEWS:

I'm celebrating my birthday at a sushi place with another tranner I met in December. I STILL HAVE TO MAKE RESERVATIONS... NOT SURE WHY THAT NOTICE CAME UP ON MY MOM'S PHONE BUT NOT MINE. Someone remind me... even if it's mean....

FULL TIMR WORK FULL TIME SCHOOL PART TIME MHSIC PRODUCTION I HAVENT HAD TIME TO HANG OUT WITH FRIENDS IN MONTHS I CANT LIFT WEIGHTS TO SUPPLEMENT DRUGS AND FRIENDS BECAUSE OF INJURY AND WHEN I DO HAVE LITTLE TIME TO HENG OUT WITH FRIENDS THEYRE' BUSY!!!! YOU GOTTA BOOK THIS SHIT LIKR A DOCTORS APPOINTMENT WHEN YOU HIT YOUR MID 20S IM GOING FRICKING CRAZY ON THE INTERNET I DONT CARE ABOUT DONALD TRUMP I DONT CARE WBOUT ELON I JUST WANT REAL CONNECTION I FRICKED A TINDER B-WORD AND I DIDNT EVEN CARE LIKE IT FELT TRANSACTIONAL I NEED TO RELAPSE ON XANAX

"What are you saying on the Left again? 'Well actually the system is ok, guys! We don't know why they are trying to destroy the system! We need to defend the system!' You guys have been saying the system is completely fucked for over a decade now!" pic.twitter.com/7xrICJzzGu

— Destiny | Steven Bonnell II (@TheOmniLiberal) February 20, 2025

The author of this article was Bush's speech writer famous for crafting the axis of evil

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2003/jan/28/usa.iran

pic.twitter.com/PJqRayF7PH

— 🇬🇧 𝙔𝙊𝙊𝙆𝘼𝙔 𝘼𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙏𝙄𝘾𝙎 🇬🇧 (@MythoYookay) February 17, 2025

!britbongs

!sophistry

I need some stress relief all day today. I think i need a helper too

we all need stress relief, in fact I need it even several times a day >w< btw I need a helper too T_T

I'd love to be a stress relief toy 🥴

Oh yes please.

Me and my 8 inch textured dragon dildo.

This pic needs to be the new banner or profile pic of this subreddit I swear lol. Tomoko is like the role model for girl failures that want to stay in bed all day watching porn and playing videogames.

God i need a girl that looks like that

!transphobes !nooticers

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