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[๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜] basically reddit

					
					

Most Based Comments

Basedness: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

That's crazy, could there be a reason for that? Maybe because conservative opinions are all awful?People deliberately shift the blame away from the merits of their opinionsThey think its not that they spew shit from their mouths, it's just that you're a contrarian for being repulsed by shit (9)

Yeah, the party that supports illegal immigration, soft on crime policies, and ofc the mentality of "the other side is Hitler" is definitely the more sensible one (-44)

Basedness: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

That's how you create an echo chamber which in turn can be easily used to manipulate people. (143)

I disagreeย  (-34)

Basedness: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

That's how you create an echo chamber which in turn can be easily used to manipulate people. (143)

It's human nature. Just like in real life, you are friends with those who share your values, and stay away from those who don't. (-22)

Angriest Comments

Angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

Yeah. Someone said Arizona free tea with honey is nasty. I rebuked that none sense and downmarsey. (30)

I was perma banned from r/JusticeServed for posting in a r/politicalcompassmemes. That's right I was banned from one sub for posting in another. What's worse, they didn't tell me why I was banned so I appealed it and when they told me the reason and said they'd unban me if I promised to not participate in r/politicalcompassmemes in the future, I said I'd keep the ban since I haven't participated in r/JusticeServed in probably years. Couple minutes later I got a three day suspension from the reddit platform for harassment! The notification for the harassment suspension said "After reviewing" indicating that someone had actually agreed to the suspension which is ridiculous so I appealed it and the suspension was lifted the following day... This platform is stupid sometimes. (7)

Angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

I choose to not support anyone. Nazis are fricked up but modern liberals are also not great with their constant "feeling of being offended". I prefer to not choose the side. (-2)

"Not choosing a side" is choosing a side. Imagine you're watching a kid get bullied. You don't like the kid, so you let it happen. You don't like the bully, but he's scary so you don't want to get involved. You're still choosing the side of the bully. He still gets what he wants. And then he just picks another victim.Modern liberals and Nazis are not the same AT ALL. There is literally no such historical grounds to compare the people who genocides millions of Jews andโ€ฆ. People who want free healthcare and freedom of expression? It's nonsense. The Nazis are just going to bully until enough people let them get away with it. Frick that. Grow a backbone. Stand up to that shit.You don't have to "pick a side" to recognize that ethno nationalism is wrong. (3)

Angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

If someone has an opinion like "pineapple doesn't belong on pizza" that's fine.But when that "opinion" is gay people should be killed for merely existing, that's not an opinion, that's just hate and hate for merely existing is objectively bad. (1)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/ButterscotchDeep7533

Score: ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

Number of comments: 4

Average angriness: ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

Maximum angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

Minimum angriness: ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

NEW: Subscribe to /h/miners to see untapped drama veins, ripe for mining! :marseyminer:

:marppy: autodrama: automating away the jobs of dramneurodivergents. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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It's hilarious how pro bailouts redditors are when it's LE HECKING ETHNIC FOOD

					
					
					
	

				
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Breakfast!

Babies are 6 MONTHS OLD TODAY! We are tired and proud!

!animalposters !cats

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Marsey b-word slaps the entire animal kingdom :carpslap: :chudslapped:

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:marseydisgustnotes: COMMUNITY NOTED Me giving @pizzashill belly rubs after a long night of embarrassing himself.

Community Note by @sit_on_my_face

This is a raccoon not a user of this website.

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:marseynotes: ooh I'm gonna remember that one

!meowr

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Daddy Trump About To Broker World Peace - Liberals And Democrats Want NONE OF THAT!

					
					

President Donald Trump floated the idea of a three-way meeting with the leaders of Russia and China in which the countries would agree to cut defense spending in half.

Trump, speaking to reporters in the Oval Office Thursday, suggested repeatedly that he'd seek such a deal with Presidents Xi Jinping and Vladimir Putin, saying the money could be spent better elsewhere.

"One of the first meetings I want to have is with President Xi of China, President Putin of Russia," Trump said. "And I want to say, 'let's cut our military budget in half.' And we can do that. And I think we'll be able to do it."

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Give it a day or two for all of them to flock :marseykiwimom: out lol

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Bay area rationalist death cult, or something? The Zizians

Not sure how many people follow the rationalist types but you probably have heard of or read stuff from Aella, a strangely neurodivergent self-described "whorelord" who loves using big data to do things like share her orgy planning performance.

https://old.reddit.com/r/bayarea/comments/1id8pd7/string_of_recent_killings_linked_to_bay_area/

https://sfist.com/2025/01/29/suspect-and-possible-cult-member-makes-court-appearance-in-vallejo-killing-as-further-links-revealed-to-other-murders/

I haven't gotten that much into it but looks like the homicidal members have a disturbingly common trait. Assigned male at birth, perhaps :marseyhmm:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17382777419ykSs4VwzCGnaA.webp

Somehow Republicans and Christians are involved

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738277670aJc_9CMtsb9CvA.webp

Although this group is based in the bay area (Vallejo mostly, I think) they're associated with murders in PA, VT (including a border patrol officer recently) and faking their deaths to avoid court.

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One of these is somewhere out my window and he won't SHUT THE FRICK UP

It was neat the first 36 times but I really need to sleep

And yes it's this specific type, their noises are unique compared to other owls

Barred owls (picrel) are the largest owls that we have here, approaching 2 feet tall in perching positions

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Online Movement 50501 Calls for National '50 States' Anti-Trump Protest Planned for Feb 5 : technology

					
					

Technology? !chuds !nooticers !trump2024

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1igv0jp/national_50_states_antitrump_protest_planned_for/

https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iguth2/newsweek_national_50_states_antitrump_protest/

https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/duplicates/1ihh63h/online_movement_50501_calls_for_national_50/

:#marseyrake:

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1igv0jp/national_50_states_antitrump_protest_planned_for/marvo4v/?context=8

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For anyone scared right now, you can probably move to Japan. :marseyjapanese:

					
					

This is a silly post lol I love living in Japan, but it was not easy to get here. You cannot just move to Japan because you want too. You also underestimate how soul crushing those teaching jobs actually are. People on those salaries are just barely getting by. Gay marriage is not even legal here and Japan is a much more conservative country than most people think

:marseysad:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17348157897904685.webp

As you can see, there are a lot of white women in the photo with maybe 4-5 non-white women so as we all assume, that's a lot of black dudes with white wives and girlfriends. However, from a small amount of research, it turns out that basically all the white women are dating the few white players on the team as one of the commentors points out below lol. But let's not let that get in the way of a little fun, trolling and chud-posting now, shall we?

1. :marseyetika: "everybody loves snow bunnies" :smugblackjak: :mostvantablackbipocaward: "no some of you love Neanderthals"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17348157899313054.webp

2. :marseytippinghand: "what does it matter that their race is?" :marseynerd2: "ask men of color why they have that preference..."

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17348157900542803.webp

3. Some friendly fire ensues. :chudjakbaldspin: "all 19-year-old white girls" :marseybong: "just say you're racist, bro"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/173481579019444.webp

4. :afroblackjak: "where all the kweens @?" :chudsmug: :handsomechud: enters room

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17348157903273532.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17348157904345562.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17348157905745077.webp

5. :marseymarfan: :marseypraying: "Our Father, Who art in heaven, thank you for making non-black women"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734815790678294.webp

6. First dude with a brain (other than me lol) chimes in. :marseyshrug: "most of these women are dating white men..."

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17348157907800517.webp

Also, this dude does some noticing of his own :marseynoooticer:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734815790897964.webp

7. :marseychud: "too bad... their genetics had a good run... thankfully I won't be here to see what Charleston Heston seen in that movie from the 70s" :marseyhmm: "soylent green?"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17348157909718764.webp

8. :marseysmirk: "they all wanted a basic white girl to clean them out in 5 years" :marseyderp: "that's all women"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17348157910922763.webp

9. :marseywomanmoment2: "what's the trend? Women?"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17348157911851938.webp

10. :marseypedo: "A couple are getting a little old - gonna have to get something with lower mileage pretty soon"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734815791274807.webp

For funsies, black majority comments:

https://instagram.com/hiphopties/p/C6eeiAZPuTL/

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r/fednews: What will regulatory attorneys do if the CFPB/SEC/etc. are gutted?

I thought it might be a troll but OP deleted after screenshots started going around rightoid social media.

What will regulatory attorneys do if the CFPB/SEC/etc. are gutted?

I work in federal benefit law. If I lose my job, I can't just hang a shingle 15 years post graduation and practice - they're dismantling it as we speak. I have no idea what I'll do if I get fired, and I expect to be.

But then I realized, they're gutting financial and corporate regulations across the board. Thousands of government lawyers have lost or will lose their jobs, but where will they go? If there's much less regulation, that means fewer attorneys needed, and law firms and corporations will likely have massive layoffs as well to compensate for lack of business.

That's a lot of unemployed attorneys. 2008 but worse. Where will we all go?

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your honor, my only crime...
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Dawn of the Final Day : r:somethingiswrong2024

					
					

https://media.tenor.com/zEfq4fkbyJkAAAAx/dawn-majora.webp


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Koran Burner Salwan Momika Shot Dead in Sweden : news

					
					

Surprisingly he lived a long life after burning it


					
					

Lmao: https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740204043gf07foUxvmIO0g.webp

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Calling all Dino turbo neurodivergents ( @Cdace ) - what's the most :marseyshredded: :marseywindmill: brutal, violent, and :shadowrage: EDGY paleoart you've ever seen?

T-rex DEVOURED by giant crocs

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736146992XFLr7jBQa4nppg.webp

eysore time! :marseyeyemixer2: :marseyeyelidpulling:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17361469927GD5sZp2yGPQ-A.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736146992zhTeUODNP-pL7A.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736146993FWbwxhYKibHUJg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736146993hwe_29XtWGuwdQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736146993dco5RPIPNtvwGQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736146993Ko7UtVKvoB1_8A.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17361469937Y08ztbaz6OQ4w.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736146993NB-mTKczeinb4w.webp

Scene in the original Jurassic Park book, which was excluded from the movie for being TOOO BRUTAL :marseywindmill: :marseyshredded:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736146993dGXONFs5nxkboQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736146993qVrA9QPJa__hMQ.webp

Seismosaurs turbo cucking predators

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17361469931oBJbjlD6F4zOQ.webp

Seismosaurs cucking birbs

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736146993-yy_PYfda-d3yA.webp

paleo birds eating smaller birds

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736146993jNMn6YwWFKcqrw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736146993hoOo-ArsPlulNQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17361469947O_LbJNysKpVtg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736146994gPLaO3sXH9K8xQ.webp

Murder Chickens :marseychicken: :marseyfriedchicken: are scary :marseyscared: :marseyscared:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736146994UkGK-iHwsJbWZQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736146994xWFtAF1kalNWLg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736146994Ebq3Do4eIxwEyg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736146994Rw7EbMLs57tCMg.webp

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How @ToeBeans hurt my feelings

Recently, I suffered a massive injustice at the hands of @ToeBeans, and I wish to talk about it because it concerns a lot of important societal topics. Recently, @ToeBeans made a lighthearted thread asking people why they were still up. The humor is obvious - as a global website, there are obviously many users for whom it is not night, but @ToeBeans is acting like it is bedtime for everybody. It is also a relatable thread, as we have all had the experience of suffering from insomnia and finding ourselves browsing this godforsaken site.

https://rdrama.net/post/334265/why-are-you-up-so-late

I was one of the first people to respond to the thread, and I think I gave a worthwhile answer.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737464508OT_D06HGF5ZCnQ.webp

I left the thread and tended to other matters. When I returned, to my surprise, the thread had blown up and there were over a hundred replies. I jumped back into the thread to consume the new content but I soon found myself crestfallen. @ToeBeans had responded to everybody except for me. It felt like a knife to the gut, like having acid thrown on your face. Sadly, it wasn't an unfamiliar feeling, however, and the sadness that fell over me was something like an old friend. This is a situation I've dealt with plenty of times in my life - being ignored, overlooked, ostracized - and it comes down to heightism.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737464509RrGpoG92k0PqjQ.webp


What Is Heightism?

Heightism is the discrimination of others based on their height. This is a harsh form of discrimination because one cannot change their height. It is a form of discrimination that mainly affects men, and it permeates all spheres of life. Height is used to judge one's fitness, attractiveness, and worth.

This is apparent when we look at the world of economics. What the studies show is absolutely darning.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Height_discrimination

Summing up the Wikipedia article:

1. Your height at 16 determines your whole life's earning power

  • They also found that men's wages as adults could be linked to their height at age 16

  • The researchers found that on an average an increase in height by one inch at age 16 increased male adult wages by 2.6 percent. This is equal to increase of approximately $850 in 1996 annual earnings. In other words, the height and corresponding social experiences of taller male adolescent at age 16 would likely translate to higher wage in later adulthood as compared to shorter male adolescent.

2. Your height determines what jobs you can have, even if height has nothing to do with your duties

  • Studies have shown that short people are paid less than taller people, with disparities similar in magnitude to the race and gender gaps

3. Your height determines whether you will hold any leadership positions. If you're below 5 foot 7, you have almost NO chance of ever holding a leadership position

  • Surveys have uncovered that less than 3% of CEOs were below 1.70 m (5 ft 7 in) in height. 90% of CEOs are of above average height

Heightism isn't limited to the world of money. It also extends into the romantic realm. Here, things get brutal for short men.

1. Women prefer taller men

  • in a 2019 survey performed by Ipsos in Hungary with over 500 respondents, the perfect height for men for 53% of participants was between 1.78 m (5 ft 10 in) to 1.85 m (6 ft 1 in)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737464508e0JhNhdXeI82tA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17374645089BlUPFD-tFHOLA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737464509YYm32PIIdEQqjQ.webp


What Are the Effects of Heightism?

By now it should be obvious that heightism is not benign, nor is it a laughing matter. As a 156cm man, I have felt the harsh effects of heightism and it has permanently scarred my psyche and moulded me into who I am today, for better and for worse. There are no organisations or groups to come to my aid, and if I complain about the obvious discrimination I face, I am ridiculed. Heightism is suffered in private, and you are led to believe it is non-existent. Nobody has sympathy for you when you're short. You're always overlooked, never seen as a leader, you're always just "less than".

As you would imagine, research has shown that going through life as a short man has deleterious effects on the psyche.

  • A study produced by the Universities of Groningen and Valencia, found that the taller a man was, the less anxious he felt about attractive, physically dominant, and socially powerful rivals

  • it was found that a 5-cm (2-inch) increase in height was associated with a 9% decrease in suicide risk

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737464509l8rfwGiJqlJDnw.webp


Conclusion

When @ToeBeans ignored me, I felt that pain of being a manlet. That familiar feeling of being unseen and rejected for factors outside of my control. I put my best foot forward and I got overlooked. What's sad is that I've always tried to be nice to @ToeBeans so I don't know what I did to deserve this treatment.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737464508hgkXCh0n7ZAbZQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737464508MG8snwSuGVkqEA.webp

But all that doesn't matter. I don't matter. I'm just a worthless manlet so nothing I do matters. I feel like cutting myself but I'm not going to do it. I'm dedicated to having a benzo and cutting free 2025. Nobody will take me off my path to self-improvement. I can't control what others think of me but I can control myself.

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when you buy a platform for the sole purpose of having many e-friends but then they all insult you constantly everyday :marseycontemplatesuicide:

yes I know /r/enoughmuskspam but he's genuinely losing it and it's SO FUNNY especially for all his stans here that post :marseyelonpaypig: and he's making u seethe bro!! meanwhile he is unironically writing navy seal copypastas and is STILL POSTING ABOUT THIS ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gf3A0F8WoAAOzDu?format=jpg&name=small

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gf2g7N6aYAAH0zf?format=jpg&name=900x900

now instead of having a million d1ckriders he is left with only :chiobu: :violin:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735393805YzID_H2zJo0Rjg.webp

btw the fact that rightoids are still so upset about an Australian skincare company having fun on soycial media and projecting all their frustrations from work on women that have nothing to do with eBIPOCing or tech or amerikkka is just :marseychefkiss:

anyway go look at his replies he's nonstop searching for literally anyone on his side to reply "true" and "yes" :xd:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735393952QyMsGkebHmyzmg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735393952Iufh7ODehA1Adw.webp

due to his extreme autism and pathetic need to be liked, he will refuse to ever let this go and will continue going on like this. and since hes exposed himself permanently as a huge lolcow, no one else will let it go either

DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS :elontantrum:

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"Trump's FBI Poised to Focus Counterterror Strategy on "Things Like BLM and Antifa"" in r/Fuckthealtright

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/story/fbi-kash-patel-antifa-blm-terror-groups#intcid=_vanity-fair-verso-hp-trending_2c8c94d5-70bd-4bb4-bb07-df0fd1d13370_popular4-1_fallback_cral-top2-2

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Hey girls! :marseywave2: Did you know the Arch logo is just the shadow of a Linux user :marseyautismchonker:
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