Turns out the government was testing their shit and a bunch of r-slurs kept sending up their drones and flying too close. The end.

fart shart

Chudmisa strikes again. No lives matter until chud lives matter.

if its on lemmy then i can use a mobile app to see what people are up to instead of the browser

Here's the link to the full post

A throwback to one of Nick's blogposts where he spirals over the thought that he could have been a forever alone loser obsessed with cartoon characters like the guys he makes fun of.

Kind of overrated imo, cause he misconstrues the sheer gap in loserdom between himself and the Chris-chan types. Nick's closest loser counterpart is the guy who he would have been had he never attempted comedy, the drifting from job to job type with no hobbies and a social group made up of guys just like him, maybe with a girlfriend and a kid he had when he was 19. It's a very mundane form of loserdom, something that's much less hilarious and tragic than being a sperg that's having an imaginary birthday party with cartoon characters. I guess this scares Nick more, which is why he avoids talking about it.

all of my life on the internet, I'd read Americans smugly declaring that the only reason anywhere that wasn't North America, Western Europe or Japan was a mess, was because the people there obviously deserved it. they were inferior and couldn't handle democracy. they also proclaimed loudly that any dictatorship would never fly in the US because they love freedom and would demonstrate the second anything resembling a dictatorship came to pass in the US.

now Trump is president and "joking" about running a third term, being a king etc.. and what do they do? absolutely nothing. they tow the line and watch as America delves further into authoritarianship.

serves you right for all the times you claimed you were more civilised you motherlovers.

#今月描いた絵を晒そう
(また忘れてた)
新年早々惑星の侵略を目論んでました
あとはフランス軽戦車の擬人化とか pic.twitter.com/KPaiWE67lC

— 帝政ミサギ (@Konwashi_2) February 1, 2025

Most governments don’t want USAID funds flowing into their countries because they understand where much of that money actually ends up.

While marketed as support for development, democracy, and human rights, the majority of these funds are funneled into opposition groups, NGOs… pic.twitter.com/bXpdK29zH5

— Nayib Bukele (@nayibbukele) February 2, 2025

I'm an American from Pennsylvania and i have beloved memories of visiting your country to see Niagara Falls and fishing trips with family friends.

I did not vote for this bullshit. I am asking each of you, individually and as a nation to do everything you can to hurt us. I want everyone who voted for this to suffer the consequences of their own actions.

You have always been our closest ally and stood by us through war and tragedy and true American patriots will never forget it.

And if push comes to shove, my lead will have a maple leaf imprinted on it.

Americlap oikophobia is taking a strange, sexual turn.

FRICKING HURT US. HURTS US. MAKE ME FRICKING C*M. TELL ME IM A FRICKING FILTHY SLUT WHO DESERVES NOTHING. HURT ME

Someone's lost a Patronus. https://t.co/oIrv3X2DAy

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) January 30, 2025

ADHD is bullshit and anyone that "has it" should be shot. You have a kid that misbehaves? Smack the little shit up side the head and tell him to shut up. I'm tired of all these kitty parents that are afraid to discipline their kids.

There's a fine line between child abuse and discipline. Take my dad for example; when I screwed up, my dad would electrocute me. And look at me today: flawless. Electrocution builds character.

All seriousness aside, the real reason ADHD exists is because executives at pharmaceutical companies need to make their Lexus payments. Companies that produce Ritalin, Dexedrin and Cylert make billions of dollars every year selling their shit to lazy/irresponsible parents that want an excuse for letting their kids become the stupid, obnoxious, spoiled bratts that they're growing up to be. When I was a kid, all my parents gave me was a brick to play with. If I complained about the brick, my dad would drop kick me in the throat and I'd realize how ungrateful I was being.

I bet all those wimps diagnosed with ADD when they were kids are the same dipshits that still pay with checks in grocery stores. NOBODY PAYS WITH CHECKS ANYMORE. Get out of the stone ages. Seriously. People that pay with checks drive me up the wall. Might as well pay with foreign currency. Some old lady was paying with a check while I was in line at the grocery store the other day, so I dislocated her hip. Old lady had nothing on me, I kick butt!

Hope it hurts when he shits and hope it happens again!