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This place is reddit ahh
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DestoryerCarbine
: This is an attack on all male feminists and house furry
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i just found out about this person
maybe it popped up in my youtube algorithm because they released a new album
wanted to share it just bc they're weird and interesting
this is a make up tutorial they did
another music video
this song is actually kinda dope
this is kinda cool too - music video
kexp live performance
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i just noticed WPS (watchpeopleseethe) has changed snappy's name to JIDF-bot or something. we are free!
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Have you ever had s*x? No? Well, theres no need to be ashamed. Because there is no such thing as s*x as it is impossible. You see, girls actually don't have vaginas. They just pretend they do so they can promise us something of great pleasure when they can't and won't even give it.
"Oh but what about porn where people have s*x?" you say? Well, its just carefully edited cgi as such activities are impossible with the human body. And your friends? They are just lying to look cool. Oh but where do babies come from? Space. No, hear me out. When an asteroid crashed into the earth millions of years ago, ending the dinosaur age, we, as illegal aliens landed on earth. The viruses we brough killed off all our predators and enabled us to live the perfect life. And when we proved we were living a stable life in the form of a "family" we were sent a baby from out home world as a gift.
I know its very hard to take in. But how else would you explain us not being able to have s*x for this long? If it really did exist we should have been able to do it by now.