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thread of 2024 for the only place that matters, america

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Because you're the #1 prospect and you could get hurt. (12)

That's what kitties do (-11)

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lol you guys know nothing. No one does. (10)

Anyone with at least one eye can see he's a bust (-3)

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I gotcha. It's freakin hilarious tho (3)

Did u ever read the subs intro? (0)

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If we can get Justin Fields on the cheap he is a much better bet than Caleb Williams. Bagent would also be better. The key is to not pay a lot for an overrated position and spend on the rest of the team. Look what Mr. Irrelevant can do in San Francisco when you put a team around him. (1)

Keeping Fields is the dumbest thing we could possibly do.Could draft MHJ and next year people will b-word he's only getting 3 targets, what a bust they'll say because nothing is ever Justin's fault of course.He's a QB who cannot pass effectively. End of discussion, rushing and how pretty his smile is doesn't make up for not being able to do the most important part of the job, which is throwing the football.There are other roster spots devoted to running, only 1 is devoted to passing, can't have your 1 passer not be able to pass.It's a remarkably simple situation people can't rationalize their way through because they've vehemently defended Justin and don't want to feel “stupid”, so Justin isn't bad it's everyone else's fault and only you guys are smart enough to see it.Except it's stupid and spending more time defending him just digs the stupid hole further down.I look forward to the wave of new accounts once Justin suits up for whoever else and sucks total butt there as well. (1)

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Bro I'm crying 😭😭 what did Caleb do to Bears fan 😭 I swear this is like the 50th post I've seen of a Bears fan hating on Caleb 😭 (16)

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Obvious troll post, but Reddit is dumb as heck (1)

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Kid was just dumb as shit. This happened 2 years ago and was seen about 3 weeks after Christmas.

We had parents leave in case it was child abuse but the kid happily told us how fun it was playing with his new playground set and didn't tell his parents out of fear he would lose it. Apparently a playground in the backyard is more important than severe scarring and near impalement to little kids

My shift ends at 1600 NYE so I have like 10 hours to be a homo degen. What are your plans?