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it's ok to be white, it's ok to be a p-do.

the day of the rope is coming for antis

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carpathianflorist presents: Radical Positivity

I have reversed all but one downmarsey. Downmarseys are unnecessarily hostile and destructive and wreak untold havoc on the emotional wellbeing of users everywhere. In a perfect world, the downmarsey feature would be removed entirely. We don’t live in a perfect world, though, and so we must be the change we wish to see in it.

Take the pledge today to never downmarsey again. Sign your name in this thread. Navigate to the “Hates” page on your profile and strive to be a more positive person.

carpathianflorist

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I love being straight

#straightpride

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(changelog) Glowie award no longer impacts jannie-distinguished posts

Thanks to @monkeystyle for making the janniecord leaks unreadable for a few hours! Fixed.

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can i get 13 upmarseys on this post

i need to withdraw my coins to my main

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Straight people 🙄
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Are y'all jealous you don't have a girlfriend as sexy as mine?

She's very cute and could pass for younger than her age, Asian, 5'4" and 100 lbs, small chest (a cup) and small booty. Also looks very innocent

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Official rDrama Bowel Movement Beauty Pageant Voting Thread

Previous Submission Thread.

Welcome to the Official Bowel Movement Beauty Pageant! We have many lovely contestants for you all to vote on today and remember that the winner gets NOT only the new Schizo Branded Poo Emoji Badge AND entrance to our new exclusive ping group !shitheads BUT ALSO 20k MB! Oh em gee!

To those that said the submission thread was the lowest this site has ever reached - I present this thread as proof that there is no bottom.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16800563481178691.webp - Submitted by @Kong_Posting

https://i.rdrama.net/images/168005634563803.webp - Submitted by @JewTwo

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1680056348786644.webp - Submitted by @SnonkeyKong

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16800563489987702.webp - Submitted by @Its_All_Donkey_Kong_Man

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16800563499115152.webp - Submitted by @Plop_Kongler

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16800563519166648.webp - Submitted by @KONGussy_lmao

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16800563529668393.webp - Submitted by @peepee

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1680056355378131.webp - Submitted by @seal_key

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1680056355874711.webp - Submitted by @Klenny_Kong

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rDrama Official E thot coom post # 1: Post E-thottie hotties here.

This thot is Miranda Cohen. @mirandacohenfit https://instagram.com/mirandacohenfit/?hl=en

Trans lives matter. Happy cooming everypony.

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Stop

Stop dude get a life. Stop updating this website it’s fine. This isn’t Reddit go make an app lol. Programming r drama changes instead of doing something with your life for real. If you can code grow up and make some real money. This website is not worth any of our time we are just a bunch of non gays hiding among the last bastion of masculinity, homosexuality.

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  • McMollymeme : These are clever, but also gay
  • PermaChudRanch : Every single one of these baitsub ideas has been fricking r-slurred, keep yourself safe
  • Grue : ;)
  • DuckPioneer : 👌
  • CreamCrocket : Put me in the screencap
  • Wuzizname : Most Drama inducing post of the day
  • furrybussyhunter : I'm too poor to see why this is downmarseyd, so i'm going to assume you're an unappreciated genius
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Baitsub idea: Football is antisemetic

It’s about a native team and an outsider team both trying to take “Home” by overpowering the other. I bet there’s drama to be derived from football getting really pushed as a national sport shortly after WWII. Throw in actual antisemitic comments from coaches, underrepresentation of Jewish players (maybe somehow tie in BLM kneeling with erasure of their opportunity to acknowledge Yahweh), and this could be fertile ground for NFL, BLM, and general Amerilard drama.

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  • box : Somebody kick his butt
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:marseyparty: I have officially gifted more downmarseys than any other user :marseywholesome::marseyclapping:

:!marseyparty: Please celebrate with my by showering me with upmarseys only :marseyparty:

Special thanks to the six nine people who went the extra mile in thanking me for their downmarseys by offering to get me help :marseyhappytears:

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These things make terrible pets and they're not even that cute. Do not get one.
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Suggestion: downmarseys take away coins

It would be funny.

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Bagels are one of the worst foods ever.

I fricking hate bagels. They taste bad, have a weird texture, they’re difficult to tear apart with your teeth and chew, the have a tendency to get little chunks stuck in your teeth especially if they’re topped with seeds, every flavor of them sucks and doesn’t remotely resemble the flavor they’re supposed to taste like (e.g. blueberry, cinnamon raisin), they’re not really healthy at all, they smell bad, and on top of it all I’m almost convinced that eating them gives me headaches. Seriously. Bagels are just the worst.

yes, I’ve toasted them before and they’re still bad that way too. There are flakes that get everywhere too when you eat them toasted.

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Leave us alone, we've suffered enough...

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I'm not getting all the upmarseys that I should. :marseydisagree:

I've been noticing that not all dramatards that look at my thread actually upmarsey it. Look at this shit

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1680378091392599.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1680378091443757.webp

This is frankly unacceptable and I'm honestly disappointed in all of you. If I get 1000 views I need to get 1000 upmarseys. This is a group effort folks step up your game or prepare for consequences!!!

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Welcome to your premiere Straggot porn /h/ole

Some of you may remember months ago I was fundraising for this /h/ole

https://rdrama.net/post/105059/raising-money-for-a-straggot-porn

It took me 3 months to build the Dramacoin but I have it now

This is a straggot porn hole focused on beautiful breedable white women.

  • No Heckin Valids (No Trains)

  • No Furries

  • No Black peepees,

  • No Gay, Lesbians OK

  • Beautiful Women of any race are OK

  • Try to identify the model you are posting

It would be my preference for mostly Hardcore material here but softcore is allowed

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Official "Uncle Ted" death celebration thread

Rest in piss to a racist and homophobic straight yt male/incel domestic terrorist. If he was a BIPOC his manifesto wouldn't have even been published, and frankly it was probably poorly written. The world became a better place today, and Amerikkka is one person closer to having a BIPOC majority

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How to Be an Antiracist
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I am LITERALLY going to kill myself unless you upmarsey this post

i need coins, if you could gift me everything you have that would also be appreciated

everybody who doesn't upmarsey this post will be in my suicide note, that means if this post doesn't get 25000 upmarseys my suicide note will be miles long and kill dozens of trees from the paper that needs to be made for it

also ask me anything i guess !cuteandvalid !metashit

i will upmarsey anybody who replies as well thank you thank you

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Bait idea: Downmarsey people on r/drama :marseytroublemaker:

!downmarseyrs

ETA: Please do not downmarsey this post, I meant downmarsey other people on /r/drama. Downmarseys make me sad :marseycryinglaptop:

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Daily Prayer.

Hail Lucifer

Morning Star

Enlightenment is Your truth

Blessed are You among serpents

And blessed is the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge

Shine brightly, Lucifer, Morning Star

Guide Your children

Now and at the hour of our death

Amen

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How do I farm downmarsies(votes) here?

Title. It's hard to be a top post so I wanna know how to hit the bottom :marseynut:

Text

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Are you tried of capybaras?

I'm sick of capybaras.

What's so special about capybaras? Chinchillas are better than capybaras for a number of reasons. First, chinchillas are much cuter than capybaras. They have big, fluffy tails and cute little faces. Second, chinchillas are much cleaner than capybaras. They groom themselves regularly and don't stink like capybaras do. Third, chinchillas are much more intelligent than capybaras. They can learn tricks and are very good at problem-solving. Finally, chinchillas live much longer than capybaras. So, not only are they better animals overall, but you also get more bang or your buck with a chinchilla.

On the other hand, capybaras are ugly. They have big, bulbous noses and their teeth are always on display. They are also very hairy, which is not a good look for an animal. Additionally, capybaras are lazy. They spend most of their time sleeping and eating. They are also not very intelligent. So, not only are they ugly, but they are also not very interesting animals.

Take a look at the images, the chinchilla seems to be a very nice guy, you can go out for a drink with him. (https://c.tenor.com/P-CN_jmTyjkAAAAd/cheers-lahayum.gif) a nice mannered rodent. and then look at the capybara. (https://external-preview.redd.it/5AsUYq7gc95V_oTYvmeXPok-i-RiI33EfSprnezOCCw.gif?format=mp4&s=0e33fb62923ec1bcf4a98166cc8781a339fc1113) EEEKKK!!!! not such a nice rodent, the fact that they're even distantly related to chinchilla is just SHOCKING.

I'm willing to listen to and unpack your opinions, but I don't see how anyone could possibly justify being obsessed over such a mundane animal.

PS: Good luck making a capy do your housework https://grapee.jp/en/wp-content/uploads/41322_04.jpg

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