@Aevann is looking for new blood! Someone to replace our dead fishy friend @FBIshill

Instead of modding people in exchange for nudes (@404notfound) or hundreds of thousands of dollars (@The10thMan), The Capy has finally decided to accept some western values into his heart and will be letting THE PEOPLE choose a new moderator via DEMOCRACY.

For the primary, you can vote for as many or as few people as you want

Tomorrow at 10am est this vote will close and the 4 people with the most votes will be entered in to the FINALS where only one vote will be allowed.

@CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM - 33 votes

@starry - 14 votes

@Spiderman - 34 votes

@pizzashill - 47 votes

@r-slur - 17 votes

@Garry_Chess - 21 votes

@_Ghost_Poster - 22 votes

@Shredded-Ubermensch - 42 votes

ps - feel free to do write ins in the comments by surrounding someones name with 2 dollar signs on either side

!poll_voters !r-slurs !metashit

The Ukrainian government has decided to mobilize employees of the State Emergency Situations Service (SSES).

Verkhovna Rada deputy Alexey Goncharenko broke the news and was not happy. pic.twitter.com/LgVo0QgvqJ

— ayden (@squatsons) June 1, 2024

It's time fffffffor

Zelenskyy Youth

At this point

Modern conflicts are interesting, like we can see everything.

Yesterday at night khohols launched himars at Belgorod

https://twitter.com/mylordbebo/status/1796894723812065322

They all were shot down because Russia has tons of experience against those and can write now better PhD thesis about it that og manufacturer.

When it was launched pro khohols were happy telling its over for Russian in Kharkiv.

Then same night this happens

We also know that pension are being cut and pension age increased.

And media is still telling us Ukraine is winning jfl

We then get victims like this:

The source I was dunking at was this:

He basically told on May 29 that Ukraine has a great counteroffensive so by time I made my post (31 May) there was no proofs it ever happened but of course in Reddit dimension it happened. But interesting thing is the guy is legit insane he is Zaluzhnyy posting after Zaluzhnyy was bussy blasted by Zelenskyy 4 months ago

So Reddit promoting a shizo to cope. Also to add credit to this shizo grifter, he didn't mentioned Ukraine liberated most of the Volvchansk, that was just basically redditors shizo addon

https://scored.co/p/17tKnYDSdu

Total !chuds victory!

Are we dating same guy facebook groups are getting shut down left and right. Once again moid is free to gaslight foids as he wished.

Thank you, Mr. President! https://t.co/SjaNekU3ra pic.twitter.com/mQeqm2nt9X

— Melvin Carter (@melvincarter3) May 30, 2024

If the president is bypassing the supreme court just to bribe even mayors to vote for him.... Folks... America is fricking done, accept it and proceed from there. It's over.

A convicted felon has not assumed the highest office in a major world power since January 1933, in Germany.

— Richard W. Painter (@RWPUSA) May 30, 2024

https://twitter.com/RWPUSA/status/1796290919676960943

The Xeet:

A convicted felon has not assumed the highest office in a major world power since January 1933, in Germany.

Community notes claps back:

Nelson Mandela was elected president of South Africa in 1994 after being imprisoned for 27 years as a convicted felon.

Zoomer sees Instagram stories from classmate with links to her onlyfans, decides to call her out in class.

Teacher spergs out, police spergs out, principal spergs out.

Chad doesnt care, sends the leaked photos to her dad.

Editing is pure cancer.

!germs how will Mannheim recover (it wont)

Trudeau has inspired another generation to carry on the proud Canadian tradition of black face.

“Last summer, I disguised myself as a Black man and traveled throughout the United States to document how racism persists in American society,”

“I recognize that my independence bothers people, but I think it produced a tremendously important and historic book,” he added.

“Nobody has an experiential barometer with respect to race, for that matter,” he writes. “Nobody except for me.. My barometer is better than anyone else's.”

Just when you thought Canadian leftists couldn't get more out of touch this banger arrives. Do we have an /r/Drama book club?

I found a video about it and it's even stupider than I imagined:

https://tiktok.com/t/ZTLveNt1J/

whenever I'm searching for a jaypeg of a gotdang hotdog, I start to wonder why all the results are shit. then i realize I accidentally searched on Bing

one result of the actual gif I wanted, versus dozens on daddy google

i wish i could remember which assets in the vidya i spent too long trying to find on bing, then immedaitely found on googs

https://twitter.com/VLONEPREDATOR/status/1796585010310594639

!spacechads !ifrickinglovescience Launch is scheduled for 12:25 pm EDT

This is the third overall flight of the Boeing Starliner capsule and the first crewed flight. Success will ensure Starliner's certification for the Commercial Crew Program by which NASA pays for private company services to shuttle astronauts to the ISS.

Crew members are:

Commander Barry E. Wilmore

Pilot Sunita Williams

She does have a large chin

I'll stream the launch at Kino Session chat