wtf man

Greetings my beloved comrades,

As members of superior political ideology, we have a little bit of an image problem. The problem is that we're viewed as strict, uncompromising, more than slightly murderous and stabby comrades that could report each other's Moms to the authorities and throw them into an unpleasant place called "gulag" In case you are unfamiliar with gulags, it's sort of an awful commie prison place where people get made to eat - um, brown stuff I won't mention, and the only entertainment is manually chewing pieces of bread to shape them like chess, so that you can defeat old Boris who's been chained to his own chopped off arm. You can be all 1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.Bc4, with your Italian opening, but Boris is fricking dead by the time you do that. Owch.

But...guys, hear me out: what if gulags were HECKIN AWESOME!

Let's build a bunch of antiwork gulag mansions on the billionaire-stuffed coast of Italy or the French Riviera or something. They should be large, well-lit, clean, free of capitalist lies, and filled with free food, free sacks of money, marxist truth and video games. We'll get the billionaires to pay for all that stuff, they're bored stiff anyways and have secretly always wanted to join us. There should be disciplinary hot tubs, 17 course meals, and relaxing new age music with scented candles. For people who don't like Enya, we could put on Rammstein. Everyone will love it. Everyone will want to come live in the truecommunism gulags.

It'll be great.

Does anyone know Jeff Bezos'or Elon Musk's email or whatever other kulak who deserves gulag time so we can shoot the proposal to them? One of them can also lead our space program

I choose Kagami because a real weeb would reek and Tsukasa doesn't know what hands are on account of r-sluration. No Glasses. If my children developed any weakness like poor eyesight, I might have to put them in an orphanage.

@kaamrev

!zoomers remember how big this meme got back in 2022? Hahahaha!

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No reason to drink tonight outside of just frick it, bought some boxed wine for an upcoming party this weekend and a couple glasses turned into 15 glasses. Now I'm just at wine drunk levels of giving 0 fricks and online shopping. Bought a bunch of dumb shit and then hit the point of drunk clarity that that was stupid.

STACK THE BLUE