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Cute pictures of her new velvet hippo Hickory:
Some of the typical comments:
Hickory is going to need lots of tennis balls!! I love him so much. Completely adorable! ๐งก๐
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He's beautiful I love him ๐ฅฐโค๏ธ congratulations!
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Honey still seems displeased.
Displeased? She looks like she's completely disassociated. Unable to comprehend the horror of the situation.
Only 3 hours later, disaster strikes!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
He's NOT a bad boy he's so sweet he only chewed on my dog's head a little bit
GOOD idea, there's too many toddlers in the world anyway
I can't be the only one who finds the juxtaposition funny between the sparkly hearts and the advice on how to stop your dogs eating each other
Bonus Post
- TrappyKong : Honestly? Would.
- StarSix : This thread is gayer than a goatse post and you're all turbo strags
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@Poj took this before leaving for chad in the uk !friendsofpizzashill !incels !truecels
- CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM : Hey can you buy me an unban award please I love Linux and html or whatever
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- Elon_SUSk : /h/vampire
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Holy heck! He might be a security guard not sure but this filled me with so much joy that I can be running on this joy for a year.
The people laughing in the background
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bitch got the poor guy fired.
— Liberal Conservative (@libconservative) April 23, 2024
i don't know what kind of visa he has, but high chances he gets deported if he's unable to find a job soon.
imagine getting your life ruined because you wanted to help other indian immigrants with groceries. pic.twitter.com/Cz5cwu0li6
!leafs !bharatiya !antibharatiya
https://twitter.com/libconservative/status/1782993767781564871
https://twitter.com/__spd_/status/1782707334923632697
https://twitter.com/libconservative/status/1782764381379645780
https://twitter.com/hunter_ppc/status/1782899316937691486
https://twitter.com/Hyperbalistic/status/1783081056591036673
Literally every argument online involving and always ends up with them referencing onlyfans
https://twitter.com/moza485214/status/1782848348422373586
https://twitter.com/paapi_billi_/status/1782665850916655230
https://twitter.com/UnfilteredSevak/status/1782895575437922736
https://twitter.com/Kordell43106375/status/1782818190759764339
https://twitter.com/kunley_drukpa/status/1783135371439575220
https://twitter.com/kunley_drukpa/status/1783142311867662491
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https://twitter.com/kunley_drukpa/status/1783157764191093101
https://twitter.com/kunley_drukpa/status/1783163513361342610
https://twitter.com/kunley_drukpa/status/1783179040297222624
https://twitter.com/libconservative/status/1783148896778113399
- ULTRA-NIGMATIC-MEGA-HOMO : I just want to click buttons
- UncleAbortion : #FreeGrue
- AZZ : Link clicker genocide
- smolchickentenders : Badgemaxxerphobia
- BernieSanders : More than 60 r-slurs fell for this!
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TRULY
context: https://rdrama.net/post/263876/join-our-official-groomercord-server-and
trans lives matter
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Iโm in 100,000 dollars of debt from this movie. It will eventually be on streaming.
— Vera๐ (@VeraDrew22) April 28, 2024
I get it, I used to torrent, but this was an indie project made by a bunch of broke trans people. If you steal this film or torrent it, youโre actually actively hurting the queer community https://t.co/fmh4QOwyhw
https://twitter.com/riddiodrome/status/1784653794623500650
https://twitter.com/zoesnotaposter/status/1784653633482547556
https://twitter.com/typejnegative/status/1784815941563437338
https://twitter.com/Venssae/status/1784782948195283139
https://twitter.com/newtypefool/status/1784708270881456217
https://twitter.com/cyberdogalex/status/1784794658532458497
https://twitter.com/Rayve_777/status/1784808799842247093
https://twitter.com/vivvian_Strange/status/1784695644906774841
https://twitter.com/positivelaser/status/1784659093652647957
https://twitter.com/atadblue/status/1784970181342585124
https://twitter.com/clementineultra/status/1784685763944198627
https://twitter.com/AmericanFilmAFI/status/1784953602924032434
If you've never heard of The People's Joker it's an indie parody of that's been going round film festivals lately
The film unofficially parodies characters from the Batman comics, and the main character is a transgender woman based on the Joker, played by Drew. The film also features Scott Aukerman, Tim Heidecker, Maria Bamford, David Liebe Hart, Robert Wuhl, and Bob Odenkirk in supporting roles
In a dystopian world monitored by Batman, a young child grows up in Smallville, Kansas idolizing the performers on a sketch comedy program, UCB Live. The unnamed protagonist's mother is disturbed when her child asks, "Was I born in the wrong body?" and immediately books a session with Dr. Crane of Arkham Asylum, who prescribes Smylex: a drug that forces its users to put on a happy face, even if they feel depression, anxiety, or gender dysphoria.
They set up in an abandoned warehouse at a dilapidated carnival and are quickly joined by a number of law-breaking comedians with their own deliberately unfunny and uncomfortable acts. One of these is Jason "Mr. J" Todd, who dresses as a Joker of his own and tells Marxist observational humor. Mr. J and the hero immediately strike up a bond and go on a date that includes Mr. J's revelation that he is a transgender man who recently left an abusive relationship. This helps encourage the protagonist to articulate that she is a transgender woman and the two plot to have her dive into a vat of estrogen to gender transition
As the duo evade guards at the chemical plant, a retired Batman appears to stop them and it leaves Mr. J shaken. While the protagonist finally feels happy for the first time after emerging from the chemicals, Mr. J reveals that his ex is Batman. The crimefighter adopted orphan Carrie Kelley and trained her to be his sidekick Robin, even assisting with a gender transition to the identity of Jason Todd, but their relationship became toxic and sexual, in spite of their large age difference and the fact that Batman was a father figure to the seventeen year old.
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Also I guess this is what started it?
They were roasting him in the replies. Some are skeptical that Colombia and USC students and NGOs who are pro-Palestine are actually certified MAGA Patriots
Apparently, coming down from whatever he was doing at 2:30pm on a Wednesday he decided that maybe his tweet was incoherent nonsense; Scrubbing his account and leaving the people of twitter to wonder why
Currently, twitter is still Sess-less. https://twitter.com/adamsessler yet the dunking continues
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@ThousandBestLives got legitimately feelings hurt and in his blind seething rage applied a ban award to his comment replying to me instead of my comment.
!antibharatiya behold the intelligence of the average subcontinenter
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Didn't see any drama threads about this. Governor Newsom signed a bill that would raise utility bills for Californians based on income.
Under $28,000 income โ $24 per month
$28,000 to $69,000 income โ $34 per month
$69,000 to $180,000 income โ$73 per month
Over $180,000 income โ $128 per month
This is on top of current utility rates.
Commiefornia Redditors in the thread explain they're happy to pay the increases while others are screaming for the heads of PG&E execs (and a few for the legislators who actually passed this lol)
Solar users are irate that they are also going to be charged regardless
Bay Area malding
https://old.reddit.com/r/bayarea/comments/1algswt/the_pge_sucks_megathread/?sort=controversial
- CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM : ugly r-slurred cute twink cat i hope it dies
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!animalposters I love how they can't tell the difference between a moving train and a TV.
Adorable little dumbfricks
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Was pretty proud of this one because I'd made that fake duckling bill from a rats tail.
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There was no way we could fit the whole map of gta3 in PS2 memory. Streaming involves loading models from the DVD as the player moves around. This was the hardest technical challenge during the development of gta3 and was coded by Adam Fowler.
— Obbe Vermeij (@ObbeVermeij) April 25, 2024
The closer models physically are onโฆ pic.twitter.com/EWBb5tyygn
For twitterphobes
I thought that was pretty neat. Also a Burnout 3 dev showed up ( )
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Escape From Tarkov is an extraction shooter developed by Russian studio BattleState Games (BSG). It's somehow been in "beta" for 8 years. Players enter a game, find loot or kill players/AI and take their loot, then if they can exit the map they keep the loot.
The game has a weird monetisation model. The developers promised no microtransactions, no pay 2 win, the usual stuff that makes gaymers smile. Instead the base edition is $50, going all the way up to the Edge of Darkness edition at something like $150. What do you get for that? Basically extra space to store items between games and a season pass for all future DLC.
A few months ago BSG stopped selling Edge of Darkness and suggested they'd offer the features to other players as microtransactions instead. G*mers were less than pleased, but it all blew over in a few weeks.
Arena
Meanwhile, BSG released a seperate standalone game called Arena, which is basically a Team Deathmatch mode for Tarkov aimed at being an esport. Like most "esports ready" slop it flopped, probably because Tarkov doesn't do balance. There are good guns and shit guns, it's ultra realistic. Guy with the better gun and better bullets always wins.
So, 8 years after initial release BSG dump their money into a new, failed game. It's given out for free to Edge of Darkness owners as a "DLC" but still fails. People suspect that this might mean that BSG is running out of money.
PvE
Perhaps the biggest thing the players want is a non-PVP mode. A big part of this is because the game is hard and most players suck, but to be fair Tarkov also has a massive cheater problem.
I mean massive btw, cheaters can see every item in each game. If you enter a raid carrying good gear, the 3-5 cheaters in each map will immediately charge you down for it without fail. BSG supposedly bans these players but does little to stop it, probably because most cheaters sell rare items for real world cash and use the profits to buy a new copy every week. That said, it's been worse in the past. There were times when cheaters could just teleport all the loot in the game straight to them. Fun.
So naturally, players really want to get away from the cheating and play offline. BSG insists it's not possible, although somehow modders were able to reverse-engineer things and create their own Single Player Tarkov (SPT) mod. Someone is lying there, I can't tell who.
Unheard Edition
This week BSG announced a new edition of Escape from Tarkov - Unheard Edition. In this you get all the Edge of Darkness features plus a special knife, woo.
Just kidding, alongside the knife you also get a character with bigger pockets to carry more stuff in game, extra gear and a bunch of other utilities. Naturally gaymers are mad about these more blatant Pay 2 Win features. It's not too bad though, right?
To sweeten the deal these paypigs also get access to a new coop pve mode. Yay! The devs insist that this isn't DLC, but a unique game mode. Edge of Darkness players don't get it.
Oh, and they get a special item which makes the AI not shoot at them.
The best part? The new edition costs
$250
Cue rage.
Drama
The Reddit jannies open the flood gates and promise to be less neurodivergent than usual. Just don't use naughty words.
The devs have been caught repeatedly editing the website to remove promises they just broke. At this point you can just look at /r/escapefromtarkov and see a dozen threads full of seethe.
Highlights:
The devs give in and offer Edge of Darkness owners a 6 month trial of PvE mode. Redditors even madder.
The lead developer gives an interview where he shits on all the complainers, apparently "True Believers" will buy the new version.
Oh, and you know how Edge of Darkness players got a "season pass" for DLC?
"No dlc planned"
This is ongoing. Will BSG give in or let it all blow over? Only time will tell.
Update
BSG studio head doubles down again. PvE for Edge of Darkness will come later, for now you're paying for a preview before full release. They're also going to offer a 50% discount on upgrades for top tier paypigs. Oh, and if you already paid full price you can have a second game key for the shit-tier edition, but you're not allowed to sell that.
Redditors are still mad
- FoidBlaster : rightoid "humor"
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ah yess freedom is measured by laws on your sexuality๐คกhaving laws on your sexuality&having to show it off is whats actually oppressive๐.No one care about your sexuality. Just keep it private cause its intimate. u can be gay just dont start being a sponsor n a woke preacher.
— Hamza (@Hamzah96AJ) April 26, 2024
This may have been too far lol
Screenshots of the entire thread in case I get ban hammered
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You will never ever ever guess what subreddit shes active in. She also posted this
Seething roastie.
You hear about the shortage of ugly reddit r-slurs nowadays?
Nah. We'll stay. And women love us in your country. Seethe
Enjoy it but the fact you can't pull girls in your own country is pathetic ๐
It's not pathetic. Average men are repulsive to American women. I'm Average so I can't pull. Fortunately I don't have to. I can just travel and pull in Asian countries
It's pretty fricking pathetic man it takes like no effort to take care of yourself and go outside and talk to the opposite gender ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Cope lmao, American girls are easy af
They are easy for Chad. I'm not Chad. I have no game. And I don't need it. I just go to Asia. They are slimmer and better looking with more pleasant personalities anyway. Everyone wins
Asian girls will still leave you the second they find a guy who doesn't have a dog shit personality, you're gonna die alone and it's completely on you
I haven't experienced that. Projecting your reddit brainrot onto asian women doesn't really work in reality. Dating in Asia as an average American man is paradise. No amount of downvotes, insults or snark can ruin it
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You actually just have a warped view of gender and it leads you to believe lies about women. Youre living a fantasy in your head bro. "Chad" isnt real and there are girls that like average guys. You need therapy my guy you know an incel just went on a stabbing spree at a mall? This line of thinking is unhealthy and there is help available bro. There are vastly less differences between the sexes than youve led yourself to believe you just need some actual exposure, and to stop surrounding yourself with people spewing hateful, unscientific rhetoric. Its not about insults or snark your idealogy is harmful to yourself and the world around you. You are making your life harder on yourself, not women, not "Chad", but you alone. You are the maker of your own destiny. Youve got serious self hatred that youve projected onto women, now you think all women hate you and are out to get you. No you need to love yourself before you see yourself as lovable, because you are, you just need to escape this mindset and focus on the right things.
Nice buzzword waterfall. But it has no bearing on who I am, how I live, or the reality of most men and women in America openly admitting that dating and finding a partner sucks. You can't gaslight the entire world into thinking American dating is totally great and only wierd incels have a problem. Everyone can see its terrible all around. Therapy and using the right terminology won't fix it. Men traveling will at least improve their experiences
Its not a buzzword waterfall its facts. Its funny because the incel playbook is just regurgitating words that incite emotions rather than reflect facts "chad" "stacy" "x pill" all words with no scientific or sociological basis that are tailor made to trigger lonely men's emotions. You are parroting grifters my dude, grifters that make money off of lonely men. Who you are or how you live have no impact on reality, that dating statistically isnt as grim as you make it out to be. That there is no science to back your feelings up. Then there is far more you could do to improve your dating odds, which you reject. Your fragile emotions regarding women do not care about the facts. The fact that you can date, but you don't. The fact that your emotions are being taken advantage of by grifters. The fact you can go outside right now and see average looking dudes dating smokeshows. And the fact that people that share your mindset are causing harm to the world. Read some science and stop getting in your feels, make some change in your life and quit blaming other people. Once again, you are the maker of your own destiny. And if your destiny is that of a weak man who sees himself as stuck with society stacked against him with no way out, then thats weakness. Your weakness, your intrinsic self defeat and preassumed failure, thats why you arent getting laid my dude. Because you believe youve already lost, because grifters told you you already lost and you believed them.
Most people aren't scientists and don't use science in their daily discussions of dating or culture. All your demands for statistics and scientific sources for casual statements about dating sound spergy and insipid. Chad is short hand for tall good looking charismatic popular guy who easily gets women. People don't want to type all of that out every single time so they say Chad. This is how language develops and it's not proof of incel pathology to use or understand what it means. All your walls of text about my inadequacies have no affect on reality whatsoever. You are wasting effort and convincing no one
Ok well i just hope you get better lol
You hope I die a painful slow death, at least be honest
I really don't, I want you to go to therapy
Men in therapy are miserable, broke from the bill, and STILL celibate. Men who travel solve the problem instantly. I wouldn't wish therapy on my worst enemy
lol white girls just simply can't stand it when all of the attention is not on them
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https://9gag.com/gag/agmygmg#comment
One guy films on his 3DS lol
As usual eurocucks arrive to try and ruin Burgerland's fun
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Mister big brains
- He is also charged with theft and retaliating against a witness, related to alleged illicit payments he made to a school athletics coach, as well as stalking, prosecutors said
The principal
The audio of the recording is here
https://twitter.com/phil_lewis_/status/1747708846942851493
In summary
The voice refers to โungrateful Black kids who can't test their way out of a paper bagโ and questions how hard it is to get those students to meet grade-level expectations. The speaker uses names of people who appear to be staff members and says they should not have been hired, and that he should get rid of another person โone way or another.โ
โAnd if I have to get one more complaint from one more Jew in this community, I'm going to join the other side,โ the voice said.
Darien was being investigated as of December in a theft investigation that had been initiated by Eiswert. Police say Darien had authorized a $1,916 payment to the school's junior varsity basketball coach, who was also his roommate, under the pretense that he was an assistant girls soccer coach. He was not, school officials said. Eiswert determined that Darien had submitted the payment to the school payroll system, bypassing proper procedures. Darien had been notified of the investigation, police said.
- Solzhenitsyn : Wtf Aevann is white?
- CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM : R*pe
- Wuzizname : I see you're a mayo now, congrats!
- whyareyou : dumbass burgers dont know theres more than 2 shades of melanation
- FreedomforIsrael :
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We love animals, but tough decisions like this happen all the time on a farm. Sadly, we just had to put down 3 horses a few weeks ago that had been in our family for 25 years.
— Kristi Noem (@KristiNoem) April 26, 2024
If you want more real, honest, and politically INcorrect stories thatโll have the media gasping,โฆ pic.twitter.com/bKhpUkchHV
I grew up on a farm but luckily it wasn't Kristi Noem's farm or otherwise I'd be dead in a gravel pit.
I'm not making this up when I say she brought a happy tail wagging 14-month-old puppy to a gravel pit and then murdered it in cold blood and threw it into a shallow grave rather than find it a new home. Everything I just said is true and something she admitted to thinking she would get votes.
She literally wrote this into a book and it's not the only animal she murdered in the story lmao
This is the puppy btw:
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The right used to hate backwards women hating ideologies like Islam
— Lauren Southern (@Lauren_Southern) April 24, 2024
Now many โred pillโ influencers are embracing it
Apparently all it takes is a couple extra ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ to support the cultural decimation they used to warn about
Pathetic pic.twitter.com/jinV6vxnwd
https://twitter.com/joe_norte/status/1783071396714664361
Pre-Weimar Christianity was more like Islam than modern day Onlyfans Christianity.
men will pick their allies carefully and they will not be fooled.
https://twitter.com/H0US30FW0LV3S/status/1783353685122203777
Everyone in that photo genuinely looks inbred lmfao
https://twitter.com/joe_norte/status/1783354888015011903
so?
does most people around the world are inbred.
it is only in our cosmopolitan society where race mixing is celebrated and the norm
LMFAO rightoids want to RETVRN to inbreeding now !moidmoment !mayomoment
https://twitter.com/AvdullahYousef/status/1783537047598227907
Keep crying Lauren ๐๐ป
Converting to Islam couldn't save that whiteoid's teeth