All these valid s*x workers on reddit and exhibition women sticking things up their asses. Maybe there could be a sub called stinkysextoys? Where you can celebrate the hotness but also call out how that dildo will need to be disinfected in the dishwasher or how she should use dial soap after fingering her pooper

I couldn't tell there are downboats here because my own posts only get upboated. What can I say? I can't deny that I'm one heck of a likeable fellow. Anyway, it works.

P.S. sorry to the random person I downboated.

The fricking cwowld metwl slid owor my skin like silk sliding dwown a fricking banyister. It dwoesn't take much pwessure wen u have a fricking sharp razwor. Bwood came pwouring immediatewy. That's a fricking gwood sign - the fricking deep cuts are fricking bwight white and take a fricking minyute two start bleeding. I am onye with the fricking pain because I deserve it fwor being worthless and a fricking piece of shit and a fricking bad perswon.

Am I bwoken that my mind cwonstantwy instwucts mwe two self-mutilate, b-word? It feels like there's a fricking gwoblin in my head (the Gwueswome Gwoblin) cwonstantwy egging mwe on two dwo the fricking nyeedfwl and start slicing. Can anyonye relate, b-word? I knyow I'm gwoing two dwo it again twomworwow and it's gwoing two be wose. The fricking cycle's begun again.

I can literally do all of my work from anywhere and they're telling me to be in the office. Fricking wish I retired and did this favor during covid because then I could've just done it while taking a shit given it takes just reading stuff. Now they want me to be present when my only plans for the week involve being a disgusting fatty degenerate.

I have also upvoted one (1) good post and one (1) good comment.

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Seriously how did nobody get that it was AMLM3 or APL. literally specified promyelocytes and a capital M so it's just a given at that point it's an AML sub classification. Without even knowing that, I mentioned that I was called in to biopsy the patient and we only do that for high risk patients so that should narrow it down to a dozen Dx's.

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neighbors still act like it's the early 2010's and their cringe subreddits dictate morality lmao

NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!1 IT'S SO DEGENERATE AND WEIRD AND SEXUALIZING AND

i was at la fitness yesterday and the buffest black dude there who benched 3pl8s had a my hero shirt on, this was not in the city

i don't think people here have noticed how much society changed in the last decade, hating anime to most people these days makes you look strange

people will probably think your beliefs are outdated and wonder whether you get out much (i.e. they will think you're a redditor)

tldr. you lost

I joined !kkk thinking it was going to be used for bullying coloreds and Catholics. I was sorely disappointed to learn it's infact metashit: "King Krazy Klub." If I'm going to be participating in metashit, it's going to be metashit I like.

From now on, !kkk is for "Khaos Kid Kontainment."

If you see @khaoskid664 doing his vile thing, call in the ping group to stop him.

Drank way too much last night that I'm still actively buzzed. Got moved to a shitty motel that is somehow worse than the crap bunk bed I slept on last night. It's particularly annoying because I'm still reviewing all the patients EMR and the laptop I was given is shit and super laggy. I can't use my phone to access them because it's a temporary access that only lets me access EMRs and my schedule on the laptop. I had to access the hospitals main site on my phone to figure out who the paths and IR were.

!boozers

Patient presents with severe anemia pulse Ox 89%, neutropenia and possible pancytopenia upon blood work. Final diagnosis was stage 4 bladder cancer so how did we end up at that diagnosis?

Thank fricking god I'm home and my butler pantry has booze. Turns out fricking off on drunken expeditions and going AWOL isn't looked kindly on so I had frick tons of work to catch up on. I've got like 2-3 months and I plan to spend that time either at home or just signing paperwork playing video games or hiking.

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69 y/o male presents after multiple bruises and bone pain, neuropathy and paraprotein general screening. Further testing showed non IgM paraprotein. There are only 2 diagnoses that makes sense so start asking questions for this very obvious guided answer.

I'm almost a year into this job and this is what they're upset about? I've been smoking every couple hour it's so I don't know how they're just recently finding this out. I play on my PS5 all the time so I don't have to do actual work but apparently that's okay since I'm not smoking. The department I work with most frequently is nothing but stoners that smoke cigarettes any time they have a free minute. They need to grow the frick up and learn that some adults smoke.