- FishyMan420 : 0/10 no peepee
- Negev-sama : Straggot
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Got a very nice definite not a threat email from a previous kid I babysat. Oh no, you're going to choke me out, shoot me and stab me with a knife. how will I ever fare outside of alerting parents to just hide sharps and he clearly has no gun. Choke me out, I'm placing my knee on carotid without care of injury, punch me, I'm just putting pressure in allows, kick me were playing chicken on femur vs ankle that's going to be broken. Attack my genitals, we're leaving on sexual assault charges against you.
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- ChristoffWChanderson : "Garry admitting he's an alcoholic" is the only truth he ever says
- Garry_chess_banevasion : Have I ever disagreed that I was an alcoholic outside of periods where I tried to not be one?
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Boyfriend is sadly still a wage slave and has to go out of town for the next week tomorrow morning. Figured we may as well get drinks but forgot how much he doesn't want to do this. I'm 3 beers in and he's shit faced drunk on tequila shots. Already passed him off to a friend that lives next to the airport so hopefully he sobers up but wouldn't mind him being βsick' and we can just chill/frick this week.
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- Corp : literally muzzie shit
- madotsuki : WBD
- rogerwaters : eww neighbor ewwwwwwwww
- KissingerFanBoyNoCarp : edgy xddddddddd
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I'm so mad about pojom leaving me that I decided to behead this bird in a fit of rage
@pizzashill-15744 !rottingcorpses what is your opinion
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