I'm the type to even start crying at the most cliché hollywood exploits, yet this beloved mainstream "tearjerker" is one of the most boring movies I've ever watched.

I thought what am I missing? Why do people care about the soulless people trying to get the property of their whiny grandma? So I did some research.

I found nothing but praise on the website where sane people post the best takes called reddit.com. But then I came across something interesting on the Thailand subreddit. The slightest hint of criticism.

Hmm, so what is this movie about?

How is their second proposal LITERALLY THE SAME PLOT???? Except for the gay love story, copying the West much?

So apparently Thailand's most emotional topic is landchad vs rentcel drama. No wonder these soulless people will turn their kid into a ladyboy to get some pocket change from Western incels.

Meanwhile their insurance commercials look like this:

Just switch directors or something, idk.

tl;dr I thought I got filtered, but it turned out they were demons

When are we getting live action Shrek? Or live action The Prince of Egypt (which of course would be The Kang of Egypt)? Or frick it, a live action Frozen? What the frick is wrong with Hollywood? Are they really this incapable of new ideas? They don't even make new pop culture slop anymore, now that's recycled too. This can't be just overly risk averse studio management, something feels off.

A new ‘STAR WARS’ trilogy is officially in the works at Lucasfilm.

Simon Kinberg is set to write and produce Episodes X, XI, & XII.

(via @DEADLINE) pic.twitter.com/Z361GYZqT3

— Complex Pop Culture (@ComplexPop) November 7, 2024

mods can move this to chudrama if that's a more appropriate hole

Pretty cool crazy butt movie

Looks like the farmers are taking things very seriously. Forget bringing your wellies, body armour might be more appropriate. pic.twitter.com/s1mt3hhX9D

— Gawain Towler (@Towler) November 18, 2024

Some of you !britbongs are alright, don't go to Westminster tomorrow

>based on Brianshit, so all the visions of glowing eyes in the dark is obviously references the machines coming back

>that guy from Vikings and Raised By Wolves is playing the same character again

>it's 10,000 years before Paul Atreides but everything looks like the Villeneuve movies except cheaper

>Bene Gesserit training looks like Jedi training from the prequels

>also Bene Gesserit more like Bene Diversity amirite

>luckiest 9-year-old eve- lol nevermind

>they still have cocaine in space I guess

>semuta is just vaping while listening to techno

>the word "acolyte" is spoken a couple of times and the composer missed the opportunity to sneak in some of the wailing foid noises from the movies as a tribute to the power of manyyyy

This doesn't feel like Dune, it feels like generic SyFy slop, "Game of Thrones was popular let's do a Game of Thrones", Bridgerton in space, CW drama with occasional spaceships. Meh.

Finally, representation!

If you can't stand the shitty newgrounds-esque animation skip ahead three seasons it gets a little better. Leafs make such good cartoons

I just watched the last few episodes and I can tell the writers want you to root for Jinx, but she's just an r-slured psychopath murder. Everytime someone's about to kill her she starts to cry and a literal child comes to bail her butt out of trouble. This show falls into your typical pitfall of millennial writing where characters have flaws that are never appropriately addressed and so as the story progresses everyone makes the predicament more shit. Literally everyone is an incompetent jackass and there's like 4 bull cute butches who beat that beat the utter piss out of eqch other.

My favorite one is the jobber with the one arm, because she's so unfortunate.

The cuckening continues . Jews long for the gas chambers like white men long for the big black peepee.

!kino What have you been watching this week?

!kino

Not a massive library yet

He's been doing it for about a year with a video every few weeks, but it's comfy

!gonks !kino Yeah I don't think this Star Wars movie is going to see the light of day either

This scene was shot from beginning to end three times. Director Mary Harron told Wiilem Dafoe to play it differently each time; one take where he's oblivious, one where he's suspicious and one where he knows Bateman killed Allen but can't prove it. Parts of all three takes were used in the final cut.

Gallons of soy are consumed in the comments

!kino

If I had a little sister I would have watched this with her

So she didn't think she was weird

Why are they white?

— SIKORA (@iamsikora) November 12, 2024

Here is Mary:

She's 22 not 14 like in the book so coom away.

https://instagram.com/noacohen_official/

!chuds

I worked on the Shield for the last two seasons and I can tell you 100% some of the locations we shot in were so sketch we were told by the police we had to be out by 10pm because even they wouldn't stay past that time. During my time on the show, our camera truck was shot, we were robbed, equipment was stolen, knives and guns were pulled on crew, and our location manager had a pit bull set on him resulting in a trip to the ER and multiple stitches (remember, I was only therr for 2 seasons....there were so many other wild stories that happened before too, but I can only speak to the ones I was actually involved in). We were regularly told not to wear certain colors in some locations because of potential gang contact (don't wear the opposing gang's colors). I also spent a season on SOA, and there were lots of similar rules and incidents (like the time we accidentally had Hells Angels and Mongols on the same day...oops.) One Shield story: During the last season, we were shooting on a location that had a basketball court. We were scheduled to shoot two days at that location. On day 2 we had to delay shooting because at some point in the night, someone had come in and spray painted F*ck the Police in huge letters on the basketball court for the cops in the police helicopters to see as they flew overhead at night. Because of that, we had to get the paint cleaned up before we could keep shooting so it wouldn't ruin continuity.

On the flip side, some of the kindest people I met were from the roughest areas.